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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Tornado warning in Oklahoma City area. This *is* a repeat from last week   (livewire.koco.com) divider line 199
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2013-05-30 02:53:49 PM  
Oklahoma, where the wind will blow you away
 
2013-05-30 02:54:05 PM  
Anadarko is near the worst of that storm, but no tornadoes spotted yet. Some rotation, but that's it
 
2013-05-30 02:54:40 PM  
It's because the Sooners SUCK
 
2013-05-30 02:55:08 PM  
And this is in what way different from this time of year in Oklahoma going back for....ever?
 
2013-05-30 02:55:27 PM  
Another place that is testament to mans arrogance.
God and/or nature destroys your house/business, say 'fark you' and rebuild it.
 
2013-05-30 02:55:32 PM  
They're just rearranging their debris.
 
2013-05-30 02:55:56 PM  
Auntie Em, Toto, It's a twister!   cdn.hark.com
 
2013-05-30 02:56:31 PM  
We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...  and DUCK

/stay safe, OK folk
 
2013-05-30 02:57:23 PM  
Stay safe Farkers.
 
2013-05-30 02:57:40 PM  

texdent: Oklahoma, where the wind will blow you away


...Where debris piles high as an elephant's eyyyyyyye!

/Sorry
//Stay safe Okies
 
2013-05-30 02:58:47 PM  
Shouldn't this have the "Obvious" Tag?
 
2013-05-30 02:59:34 PM  
I don't have any snark left for OKC.  Get underground and stay safe.
 
2013-05-30 02:59:53 PM  
What a whirlwind of emotions these people must be going through, I mean it just must suck and blow.
 
2013-05-30 03:00:21 PM  
Are we going to have this thread every time?
 
2013-05-30 03:01:14 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 03:01:25 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Are we going to have this thread every time?


Yup. Until the South accepts Climate Change.
 
2013-05-30 03:01:27 PM  
Mud storms.
 
2013-05-30 03:01:49 PM  
Stay safe everyone.
 
2013-05-30 03:02:27 PM  
If they don't like it then they shouldn't live in a place that gets tornados!!!!111

/ climate change was already taken
 
2013-05-30 03:04:22 PM  

skozlaw: If they don't like it then they shouldn't live in a place that gets tornados!!!!111

/ climate change was already taken


That's like telling someone to not live in an area where there are hurricanes, earthquakes, and blizzards.
 
2013-05-30 03:04:25 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: texdent: Oklahoma, where the wind will blow you away

...Where debris piles high as an elephant's eyyyyyyye!

/Sorry
//Stay safe Okies


That's AMORE!
 
2013-05-30 03:04:25 PM  
It's just Jesus blowing in their ear for being so faithful and beating back Sharia Law.

/stay safe folks
 
2013-05-30 03:04:45 PM  
Fairly defined hook echo on radar near Guthrie OK, more couplets near Pawnee OK and Mena AR.
 
2013-05-30 03:04:56 PM  

Outrageous Muff: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Are we going to have this thread every time?

Yup. Until the South accepts Climate Change.


Yeah, how 'bout that, since TORNADO ACTIVITY IS AT A FORTY-YEAR LOW.
 
2013-05-30 03:05:16 PM  

Outrageous Muff: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Are we going to have this thread every time?

Yup. Until the South accepts Climate Change.


Why are you bringing us into this?  Oklahoma's not in the South.  Never was; we stopped taking new member states before there was an Oklahoma.
 
2013-05-30 03:07:25 PM  
And again, nothing of value will be lost.
 
2013-05-30 03:07:38 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Yeah, how 'bout that, since TORNADO ACTIVITY IS AT A FORTY-YEAR LOW.


This is Jesus's way of smiting the wicked. First he gives you droughts, then when you pray for rain he gives you Tornadoes. Should have prayed to Moses.
 
2013-05-30 03:08:56 PM  
I'd Lt. Dan that shiat (drunk of course).
 
2013-05-30 03:09:29 PM  
I've never heard anyone refer to Oklahoma as "The South" before. That's like calling Illinois "New England."

Learn your US geographic regions before trying to have an opinion on them.
 
2013-05-30 03:09:51 PM  
stand somewhere where you're most likely to be killed everyone
 
2013-05-30 03:09:57 PM  
These tornadoes are here to clean up the mess from the ones last week....
 
2013-05-30 03:10:39 PM  

Outrageous Muff: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Are we going to have this thread every time?

Yup. Until the South accepts Climate Change.


www.halloweencostumes4u.com

Nevah!
 
2013-05-30 03:10:44 PM  
Tornados are God's way of telling you that he hates you.
 
2013-05-30 03:11:06 PM  

Outrageous Muff


The Incredible Sexual Egg: Are we going to have this thread every time?

Yup. Until the South accepts Climate Change.


Hold on there, cowboy! Get the South to accept shoes, book-learnin', racial equality, and gene pool diversification before moving on to something as complex as climate change.


stereotypes 'r' us
 
2013-05-30 03:11:32 PM  

texdent: skozlaw: If they don't like it then they shouldn't live in a place that gets tornados!!!!111

/ climate change was already taken

That's like telling someone to not live in an area where there are hurricanes, earthquakes, and blizzards.


So, basically, come live in Namibia.

We get none of that shiat here.
 
2013-05-30 03:11:54 PM  
Jeez, another cell headed towards Moore.
 
2013-05-30 03:11:55 PM  
Why don't just energize the weather control matrix grid??
 
2013-05-30 03:11:56 PM  

Confabulat: I've never heard anyone refer to Oklahoma as "The South" before. That's like calling Illinois "New England."

Learn your US geographic regions before trying to have an opinion on them.


It's next to Texas and Arkansas, which are both in the south. Oklahoma is sure as hell not the midwest.
 
2013-05-30 03:12:52 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Are we going to have this thread every time?


Yes, but you are not obligated to click on it.

/it's likely to head up to my county this time.

NWS Advisory page for OK
 
2013-05-30 03:13:02 PM  
The answers my friend, are blowin' in the wind...
 
2013-05-30 03:13:27 PM  

PreMortem


I'd Lt. Dan that shiat (drunk of course).


*boggle*

You'd cut it off at the knees?
 
2013-05-30 03:13:38 PM  

Langston: Anadarko is near the worst of that storm, but no tornadoes spotted yet. Some rotation, but that's it


i.imgur.com

Seems appropriate in at least two ways.
 
2013-05-30 03:14:27 PM  
They must like to get punished.
 
2013-05-30 03:14:36 PM  
 
2013-05-30 03:14:49 PM  

Maud Dib: Jeez, another cell headed towards Moore Monroe.


FTFY
 
2013-05-30 03:14:58 PM  
Tornado warning in Oklahoma City area. This *is* a repeat from last week

Subby doesn't know how the meme works, does he?

/Hint: You're saying that this "newsflash" is about something that happened last week.
 
2013-05-30 03:15:23 PM  
Why?  These people have been through enough in the last week.  They aren't going to vote for you, Obama.  It doesn't matter how many tornadoes you attack them with.
 
2013-05-30 03:15:32 PM  
If you live in an area that is repeatedly hit by natural disasters perhaps you should consider moving.
 
2013-05-30 03:15:49 PM  
Are people blaming Obama yet?
 
2013-05-30 03:16:52 PM  
Remains of a friend's house. That's the top of a tornado siren:

photos.imageevent.com
 
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