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(NBC New York)   Another anti-gun control letter coated with Ricin sent to Obama. Days since the last Isolated Incident / False Flag Operation counter to be reset to zero   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 44
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2013-05-30 05:21:17 PM
6 votes:
If only the ricin had had a gun, this never would have happened.
2013-05-30 06:09:30 PM
5 votes:
Once again, do these chucklefarks think Obama strolls out to the battered mailbox bolted to the curb on Pennsylvania Avenue to get the mail, strolling back to the White House muttering "bill, bill, junk, bill, ooooh Valpak" to say nothing of the infrequency with which he says "I think I'm going to eat this one!"
2013-05-30 06:03:08 PM
5 votes:

Smoking GNU: AHHH, Ricin needs to be ingested, injected or inhaled to work, no absorption through the skin. So what the fark is the use of mailing someone powdered poison?

Can anyone please enlighten me as to the logic here?


1. Ricin is relatively easy to make compared to other poisons.

2. Liberal women, being obsessed with incense and various scented things will by default sniff any powder they come in contact with.

3. Liberal men, being universally weak and allergic to everything due to their fathers not being real men will often sneeze when they come in contact with an unknown substance.  It's also a defense mechanism, similar to the ink spraying of the humboldt squid
2013-05-30 05:52:15 PM
4 votes:
The only thing that will stop a bad letter with ricin is a good letter with ricin.
2013-05-30 07:21:34 PM
3 votes:
If you're white, and you go to prison for killing a black president...

...you're gonna have a bad time.
2013-05-30 06:06:18 PM
3 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Maud Dib: Might want to keep an eye out for gimps when dealing with gun nutters.

3.bp.blogspot.com

You know, that's one thing I have always been disappointed with in Pulp Fiction.  They never addressed what happened to The Gimp.


I always thought he died of asphyxiation. He has the gimp mask on and zipped up so his mouth can't open wide and the nose holes aren't exactly wide for full air flow. Then the gimp got knocked the fark out and his fat ass is slumping with the only thing holding him up is his neck and the dog collar chained to the roof. I always guessed his weight and the collar on his neck slowly choked him to death.

The really weird part about that movie? He's the only character that died happy. Think about it he's obviously a life long sex slave being kept in a full restricted bodysuit in a box in a basement. So far he's living his dream. Then the last thing his mind hears before loss of oxygen shuts his brain off, is a masculine sounding guy talk about getting some hard pipe hitting nubian's to show up and get to work on them. Right before he dies his brain is fantasizing about whats going to happen when some true tops/doms show up.  Just like the guy from INXS.
2013-05-30 04:54:16 PM
3 votes:
FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSIEST FLAG THAT EVER FLAGGED A FLAG BENGHAZI!

/calling it
2013-05-30 04:13:50 PM
3 votes:
Wayne LaPierre to announce support for the legalization of ricin in 5... 4... 3...
2013-05-31 01:10:29 AM
2 votes:

heavymetal: From the letter: "The right to bear arms is my constitutional God given right and I will exercise that right till the day I die.....

Religion of peacemaker colt 45.

2013-05-30 11:57:21 PM
2 votes:

gimmegimme: Ah, the ad hominem. The last resort of people who love to be wrong.


You know the easiest way to tell if Skullcrusher is wrong something, right?

If he says something.
2013-05-30 06:08:40 PM
2 votes:

Smoking GNU: Is the ricin usually in a powder form? Or is ricin taken up by the skin without needing to be injested. Because if it isn't, i don't know what farking use mailing poison to a person really is.

"Here, eat this random white powder i sent you in the mail, it's TOTALLY NOT POISON! Honest!"


But 0bummer does do coke. He would just assume it's part of the latest shipment.
2013-05-30 06:04:36 PM
2 votes:
I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.
2013-05-30 05:26:29 PM
2 votes:

dr_blasto: One thing I've learned is they are all willing to screw each other over at the first available opportunity.


Ain't that America.
2013-05-30 04:35:49 PM
2 votes:

dr_blasto: Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wayne LaPierre to announce support for the legalization of ricin in 5... 4... 3...

Ricin in every school!

Seriously though, many of the gun nuts are sh*tting their minds out there.

I took up target shooting a few years ago and got in to it, so I hang out at a popular gun blog sometimes, and tend to roll my eyes a lot, but goddamn! Within a few posts someone will yell False Flag! and 10 others will chime in right behind him.

Face it, guys, while most gun owners are sane and sensible, there is a higher proportion of nutjobs among our ranks than the general population. That's the truth about guns.

You'll find a lot of paranoid weirdos at a gun shop for sure, it is one of the prices we pay. Sometimes they're amusing, sometimes they make you worry.

One thing I've learned is they are all willing to screw each other over at the first available opportunity.


deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

Simpsons did it
2013-05-30 04:23:21 PM
2 votes:
Hmmm, Mr. Gibbering Nutbag, your random acts of violence make a verrrrrrrry strong argument for you being armed to the gills.  I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion on asking for checks on mental illness.

Here's some background music and Tuli Kupferberg running around the financial district with a M-16.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvA1bKLQtbM
2013-05-30 04:01:17 PM
2 votes:
Can we just wrap Alex Jones in Castor Beans and mail him to the White House already?
2013-05-31 12:34:05 AM
1 votes:

gimmegimme: skullkrusher: gimmegimme: skullkrusher: Dan the Schman: skullkrusher: HotWingConspiracy: skullkrusher: HotWingConspiracy: skullkrusher: HotWingConspiracy: skullkrusher: HotWingConspiracy: Was there any doubt that gun nuts are willing to kill their political opponents to silence them?
They make posters about it, seem quite proud.
2 ricin letters in country full of gun nuts doesn't really establish a trend
It's kind of like frequent isolated incidents I suppose.
They frequently broadcast a desire to murder people that disagree with them on a narrow political point.
no, it's not really frequent at all when you consider the millions upon millions of gun nuts in the country.
.
If you want to parse the shiat out of the word frequent, feel free. It's frequent enough that this doesn't surprise me at all.
"willing to kill their opponents". You have to show a willingness to actually do that - ya know, by shooting at them or sending ricin in the mail. ITG (and the IRL equivalent) bravado shows a willingness to make a fool of yourself in order to impress others  - it doesn't show a willingness to kill
They frequently broadcast a desire to murder people that disagree with them on a narrow political point.
They frequently broadcast a desire to murder people that disagree with them on a narrow political point.
They frequently broadcast a desire to murder people that disagree with them on a narrow political point.

He never said "willingness". So are you going to admit you were wrong and that gun nuts do "frequently broadcast a desire to murder people that disagree with them on a narrow political point"?

shut up, Dan.

So you're acknowledging he had a point?  Cool.

Good Lord you're uncommonly stupid

Ah, the ad hominem.  The last resort of people who love to be wrong.


No, it's not an attack. He's just talking to himself.
2013-05-31 12:29:13 AM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: gimmegimme: Ah, the ad hominem. The last resort of people who love to be wrong.

You know the easiest way to tell if Skullcrusher is wrong something, right?

If he says something.

evidence in this thread be damned! Holy shiat the opposition on Fark just ain't what it used to be. Seriously, you guys are bunch of backclapping clowns who are just terribly upset that a troglodyte conservative knuckledragging mouthbreather makes you look foolish day after day.

It must really sting that the uneducated neanderthal that I must be is so much farking brighter than you are.


You invented a quote with quotation marks and everything and then argued against that instead of what he actually wrote, and you're calling them clowns.
2013-05-30 11:19:53 PM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: What's a control letter?


A control letter would be a letter mailed without ricin, used to determine whether the observed effects of actual ricin letters are a result of the ricin or whether they are a consequence of the placebo effoct.
2013-05-30 10:16:57 PM
1 votes:
Taking their guns from their cold, dead hands sounds better and better everyday.
2013-05-30 09:46:14 PM
1 votes:

vygramul: gimmegimme: Dude, you're a child.  I'll try to explain it slowly, but you have very poor reading comprehension.  I made fun of Teabaggers (not a race) because they are stupid and racist and probably think there's a connection between Indonesia and ricin and rice.  You are imputing a racial element to a possible terrible event in human history.  Why, according to your Teabagger-verbatim joke, would a person who does the unthinkable have a "bad time" in prison?

So your "joke" was something a racist would say? Hmmm...

Further, you should be upset and whatever jerk has sent the letter.  Not daydreaming about something else.

As should you. Yet you felt at liberty to make light of it. How hypocritical of you.


And this is why I have you favorited as "tenuous connection to reality."
2013-05-30 07:09:46 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: Another way to word this is that some nutter committed an act of terrorism using chemical weapons against the United States


I Don't you see that this patriot you dare call a "terrorist" was really exercising a 2nd Amendment remedy to Obama's tyranny? Biological and chemical weapons are "arms," after all. And the Founding Fathers clearly intended that people use their right to keep and bear arms to fight tyranny.
2013-05-30 07:09:33 PM
1 votes:

MFK: assholes are actually applauding and defending an assassination on the president of the united states


Maybe the President should have thought of that before deciding to be vulnerable to a deadly poison.
2013-05-30 07:02:31 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Oh I do hope this one works out for you. I mean what with the whole Boston thing not being a crazy right winger like you hoped... You were absolutely crushed. Maybe THIS time you'll finally have some validation for all of the petty hate and insanity directed towards people who have the audacity to think differently than you.


You Herped before you Derped
2013-05-30 06:43:40 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: AFKobel: Why in the hell would Marcelus Wallace torture the gimp to death? I don't think he would see him as an active participant in his capture and rape.

I always thought he asphyxiated from hanging from the leash as well.

I'm confused about the sincerity of the analysis above that the gimp "died happy". I can't wrap my mind around whether "so far he's living his dream" is serious.

I think the assumption that the Gimp was into auto-erotic asphyxiation is a safe bet.


Vincent Vega died taking a dump. I can safely assume he died a happy man.
2013-05-30 06:40:53 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: CynicalLA: gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.

***WHOOSH***


Nicely played.
2013-05-30 06:40:27 PM
1 votes:

CynicalLA: gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.



That wooshing noise from above, you hear it?
2013-05-30 06:39:26 PM
1 votes:

CynicalLA: gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.


***WHOOSH***
2013-05-30 06:27:55 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Why are these people using ricin?


Because they intersect the crossroads of crazy and stupid.
2013-05-30 06:22:18 PM
1 votes:
These ricin letters are just a test.

1. Government decides to take guns
2. Government sends letter to that effect.
3. Government sends second letter, envelope has Ricin Inside! sticker.
4. Government takes gun from cold, dead hands wearing ricin proof gloves.
5. Prophet
2013-05-30 06:09:38 PM
1 votes:
It doesn't matter that a few (gun owners/Muslims) have done monstrous things and hurt and killed a lot of people, here and in other countries.  They are not representative of the larger culture.  Every day millions of (gun owners/Muslims) go about their lives, working, playing, helping their community, never harming anyone.  True, there are some who take their cultural beliefs too far, threatening innocents and, rarely, acting on those threats.  They cannot be used as an excuse to take away the (2nd/1st) Amendment rights of an entire class of people, most of whom are entirely innocent and love this country as much as you or I.

It's like the left and the right aren't even trying to be different anymore.  Every policy maker is working from the same Mad Libs sheet...and in the beginning you fill out 'People you like' and 'People you hate'.

/The first paragraph is true.
//Twice.
2013-05-30 06:08:47 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.


You'd want a ricin-coated letter on you if you were facing down a pack of feral hogs.
2013-05-30 06:07:52 PM
1 votes:
Well done, Jethro. You made someone in the White House mail room slightly ill.

Sic Semper Tyrannis indeed
2013-05-30 05:54:43 PM
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: AHHH, Ricin needs to be ingested, injected or inhaled to work, no absorption through the skin. So what the fark is the use of mailing someone powdered poison?

Can anyone please enlighten me as to the logic here?


Become federal criminal, get guns taken away, cry about guns getting taken away.
2013-05-30 05:52:57 PM
1 votes:
Well, it makes sense a Teabagger would send him ricin because they all think he was born in Indonesia.
2013-05-30 05:43:14 PM
1 votes:
All three mailings read in part: "You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns. Anyone wants to come to my house will get shot in the face. The right to bear arms is my constitutional God given right and I will exercise that right till the day I die."

God *and* gun nut?

He sounds clingy.
2013-05-30 05:37:34 PM
1 votes:
Oh I do hope this one works out for you. I mean what with the whole Boston thing not being a crazy right winger like you hoped... You were absolutely crushed. Maybe THIS time you'll finally have some validation for all of the petty hate and insanity directed towards people who have the audacity to think differently than you.
2013-05-30 05:32:36 PM
1 votes:
Is the ricin usually in a powder form? Or is ricin taken up by the skin without needing to be injested. Because if it isn't, i don't know what farking use mailing poison to a person really is.

"Here, eat this random white powder i sent you in the mail, it's TOTALLY NOT POISON! Honest!"
2013-05-30 05:26:49 PM
1 votes:
The gimp went on to become a single windowed image editor
2013-05-30 05:19:09 PM
1 votes:
Ricin doesn't kill people!
2013-05-30 05:14:08 PM
1 votes:
I think that we've already established that there is some correlation between fanatical gun rights views and mental health disorders.
2013-05-30 04:34:33 PM
1 votes:
Wow pro-gun nuts think political assassinations are an ok thing? Imagine that.
2013-05-30 04:33:25 PM
1 votes:

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wayne LaPierre to announce support for the legalization of ricin in 5... 4... 3...

Ricin in every school!

Seriously though, many of the gun nuts are sh*tting their minds out there.

I took up target shooting a few years ago and got in to it, so I hang out at a popular gun blog sometimes, and tend to roll my eyes a lot, but goddamn! Within a few posts someone will yell False Flag! and 10 others will chime in right behind him.

Face it, guys, while most gun owners are sane and sensible, there is a higher proportion of nutjobs among our ranks than the general population. That's the truth about guns.


You'll find a lot of paranoid weirdos at a gun shop for sure, it is one of the prices we pay. Sometimes they're amusing, sometimes they make you worry.

One thing I've learned is they are all willing to screw each other over at the first available opportunity.
2013-05-30 04:23:34 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wayne LaPierre to announce support for the legalization of ricin in 5... 4... 3...


Ricin in every school!

Seriously though, many of the gun nuts are sh*tting their minds out there.

I took up target shooting a few years ago and got in to it, so I hang out at a popular gun blog sometimes, and tend to roll my eyes a lot, but goddamn! Within a few posts someone will yell False Flag! and 10 others will chime in right behind him.

Face it, guys, while most gun owners are sane and sensible, there is a higher proportion of nutjobs among our ranks than the general population. That's the truth about guns.
 
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