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(NBC New York)   Another anti-gun control letter coated with Ricin sent to Obama. Days since the last Isolated Incident / False Flag Operation counter to be reset to zero   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 184
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2013-05-30 06:03:08 PM  

Smoking GNU: AHHH, Ricin needs to be ingested, injected or inhaled to work, no absorption through the skin. So what the fark is the use of mailing someone powdered poison?

Can anyone please enlighten me as to the logic here?


1. Ricin is relatively easy to make compared to other poisons.

2. Liberal women, being obsessed with incense and various scented things will by default sniff any powder they come in contact with.

3. Liberal men, being universally weak and allergic to everything due to their fathers not being real men will often sneeze when they come in contact with an unknown substance.  It's also a defense mechanism, similar to the ink spraying of the humboldt squid
 
2013-05-30 06:03:14 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: skullkrusher: HotWingConspiracy: skullkrusher: HotWingConspiracy: Was there any doubt that gun nuts are willing to kill their political opponents to silence them?

They make posters about it, seem quite proud.

2 ricin letters in country full of gun nuts doesn't really establish a trend

It's kind of like frequent isolated incidents I suppose.

They frequently broadcast a desire to murder people that disagree with them on a narrow political point.

no, it's not really frequent at all when you consider the millions upon millions of gun nuts in the country.

Well when you're considered a target, it's plenty frequent.


Well, the threats are pretty much as hollow as can be. Remember that the nutters don't trust each other either.The ones that are publicly making these stupid statements only do so passively with silly stickers and righteous outrage on the radio. Their will and capacity to act on any of those statements is pretty close to zero.
 
2013-05-30 06:03:50 PM  

Smoking GNU: AHHH, Ricin needs to be ingested, injected or inhaled to work, no absorption through the skin. So what the fark is the use of mailing someone powdered poison?

Can anyone please enlighten me as to the logic here?


It can cause a nasty rash.
 
2013-05-30 06:04:36 PM  
I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.
 
2013-05-30 06:05:13 PM  

skullkrusher: I've never actually read that whole thing before now. A whole lotta farked-uppedness going on there


Yeah. Seen it in Michigan, Illinois, Iowa and Oklahoma. Often seen with the very similar "Terrorist Hunting Permit."
 
2013-05-30 06:06:18 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Maud Dib: Might want to keep an eye out for gimps when dealing with gun nutters.

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You know, that's one thing I have always been disappointed with in Pulp Fiction.  They never addressed what happened to The Gimp.


I always thought he died of asphyxiation. He has the gimp mask on and zipped up so his mouth can't open wide and the nose holes aren't exactly wide for full air flow. Then the gimp got knocked the fark out and his fat ass is slumping with the only thing holding him up is his neck and the dog collar chained to the roof. I always guessed his weight and the collar on his neck slowly choked him to death.

The really weird part about that movie? He's the only character that died happy. Think about it he's obviously a life long sex slave being kept in a full restricted bodysuit in a box in a basement. So far he's living his dream. Then the last thing his mind hears before loss of oxygen shuts his brain off, is a masculine sounding guy talk about getting some hard pipe hitting nubian's to show up and get to work on them. Right before he dies his brain is fantasizing about whats going to happen when some true tops/doms show up.  Just like the guy from INXS.
 
2013-05-30 06:07:18 PM  

Hetfield: If only the ricin had had a gun, this never would have happened.


What we need are good ricins with guns that are loaded with other good ricins. That can take care of both bad ricin and bad guys with guns.
 
2013-05-30 06:07:52 PM  
Well done, Jethro. You made someone in the White House mail room slightly ill.

Sic Semper Tyrannis indeed
 
2013-05-30 06:08:32 PM  

Somacandra: skullkrusher: I've never actually read that whole thing before now. A whole lotta farked-uppedness going on there

Yeah. Seen it in Michigan, Illinois, Iowa and Oklahoma. Often seen with the very similar "Terrorist Hunting Permit."


Stop it.  Teabaggers are all about peace.

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2013-05-30 06:08:40 PM  

Smoking GNU: Is the ricin usually in a powder form? Or is ricin taken up by the skin without needing to be injested. Because if it isn't, i don't know what farking use mailing poison to a person really is.

"Here, eat this random white powder i sent you in the mail, it's TOTALLY NOT POISON! Honest!"


But 0bummer does do coke. He would just assume it's part of the latest shipment.
 
2013-05-30 06:08:47 PM  

Snarfangel: I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.


You'd want a ricin-coated letter on you if you were facing down a pack of feral hogs.
 
2013-05-30 06:09:00 PM  

Snarfangel: I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.


Disagree. Their coating makes it easy to sled down sleep snow-covered surfaces.
 
2013-05-30 06:09:30 PM  
Once again, do these chucklefarks think Obama strolls out to the battered mailbox bolted to the curb on Pennsylvania Avenue to get the mail, strolling back to the White House muttering "bill, bill, junk, bill, ooooh Valpak" to say nothing of the infrequency with which he says "I think I'm going to eat this one!"
 
2013-05-30 06:09:38 PM  
It doesn't matter that a few (gun owners/Muslims) have done monstrous things and hurt and killed a lot of people, here and in other countries.  They are not representative of the larger culture.  Every day millions of (gun owners/Muslims) go about their lives, working, playing, helping their community, never harming anyone.  True, there are some who take their cultural beliefs too far, threatening innocents and, rarely, acting on those threats.  They cannot be used as an excuse to take away the (2nd/1st) Amendment rights of an entire class of people, most of whom are entirely innocent and love this country as much as you or I.

It's like the left and the right aren't even trying to be different anymore.  Every policy maker is working from the same Mad Libs sheet...and in the beginning you fill out 'People you like' and 'People you hate'.

/The first paragraph is true.
//Twice.
 
2013-05-30 06:09:53 PM  
Steep...STEEP.

/sprich Englisch, Trup
 
2013-05-30 06:10:02 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The only thing that will stop a bad letter with ricin is a good letter with ricin.


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What if the letter has a pointed stick?
 
2013-05-30 06:10:17 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Once again, do these chucklefarks think Obama strolls out to the battered mailbox bolted to the curb on Pennsylvania Avenue to get the mail, strolling back to the White House muttering "bill, bill, junk, bill, ooooh Valpak" to say nothing of the infrequency with which he says "I think I'm going to eat this one!"


No.
 
2013-05-30 06:11:08 PM  

Deadite: I always thought he died of asphyxiation. He has the gimp mask on and zipped up so his mouth can't open wide and the nose holes aren't exactly wide for full air flow. Then the gimp got knocked the fark out and his fat ass is slumping with the only thing holding him up is his neck and the dog collar chained to the roof. I always guessed his weight and the collar on his neck slowly choked him to death.

The really weird part about that movie? He's the only character that died happy. Think about it he's obviously a life long sex slave being kept in a full restricted bodysuit in a box in a basement. So far he's living his dream. Then the last thing his mind hears before loss of oxygen shuts his brain off, is a masculine sounding guy talk about getting some hard pipe hitting nubian's to show up and get to work on them. Right before he dies his brain is fantasizing about whats going to happen when some true tops/doms show up. Just like the guy from INXS.


That's assuming, of course, that Mr. Wallace didn't torture him to death.
 
2013-05-30 06:11:56 PM  

Somacandra: skullkrusher: I've never actually read that whole thing before now. A whole lotta farked-uppedness going on there

Yeah. Seen it in Michigan, Illinois, Iowa and Oklahoma. Often seen with the very similar "Terrorist Hunting Permit."


You can add all the Mountain West states to that list as well. I can say, though, that Obama's Administration has really caused people to dial back on them; they've mostly been replaced with "Impeach the kenyan" type stickers now.
 
2013-05-30 06:12:01 PM  

dr_blasto: You'll find a lot of paranoid weirdos at a gun shop for sure, it is one of the prices we pay. Sometimes they're amusing, sometimes they make you worry.


I once overhead a guy on his cellphone talking to a friend about how to hide a gun in your backyard ("one thing is to make sure the metal detectors won't detect the case or the gun") for when Obama came for them.

It's funny that he's that paranoid but willing to talk about it on his cell phone.
 
2013-05-30 06:16:36 PM  
skullkrusher:

no, it's not really frequent at all when you consider the millions upon millions of gun nuts in the country.

Its frequent enough thank you.

There is something about guns. Something they do to your brain. They become the most important thing of all to people who took them up as a hobby or just as a minor security thing or just because everyone does a bit of shooting in their social circle.. a couple of years later they are the center of your farking life and you are willing to talk about murder to keep them. it is farked up.
 
2013-05-30 06:22:18 PM  
These ricin letters are just a test.

1. Government decides to take guns
2. Government sends letter to that effect.
3. Government sends second letter, envelope has Ricin Inside! sticker.
4. Government takes gun from cold, dead hands wearing ricin proof gloves.
5. Prophet
 
2013-05-30 06:24:17 PM  
Why are these people using ricin? It's a nasty chemical, but it's hard to get a lethal dose actually into a person. I think the only person who has dies through a ricin attack has been a guy who was injected with it via a trick umbrella.
 
2013-05-30 06:27:55 PM  

theorellior: Why are these people using ricin?


Because they intersect the crossroads of crazy and stupid.
 
2013-05-30 06:28:29 PM  
So sick of this stupid debate.
 
2013-05-30 06:29:14 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Deadite: I always thought he died of asphyxiation. He has the gimp mask on and zipped up so his mouth can't open wide and the nose holes aren't exactly wide for full air flow. Then the gimp got knocked the fark out and his fat ass is slumping with the only thing holding him up is his neck and the dog collar chained to the roof. I always guessed his weight and the collar on his neck slowly choked him to death.

The really weird part about that movie? He's the only character that died happy. Think about it he's obviously a life long sex slave being kept in a full restricted bodysuit in a box in a basement. So far he's living his dream. Then the last thing his mind hears before loss of oxygen shuts his brain off, is a masculine sounding guy talk about getting some hard pipe hitting nubian's to show up and get to work on them. Right before he dies his brain is fantasizing about whats going to happen when some true tops/doms show up. Just like the guy from INXS.

That's assuming, of course, that Mr. Wallace didn't torture him to death.


Why in the hell would Marcelus Wallace torture the gimp to death?   I don't think he would see him as an active participant in his capture and rape.

I always thought he asphyxiated from hanging from the leash as well.

I'm confused about the sincerity of the analysis above that the gimp "died happy".  I can't wrap my mind around whether "so far he's living his dream" is serious.
 
2013-05-30 06:30:53 PM  

theorellior: Why are these people using ricin?


If I had to guess, it's because they saw it on Breaking Bad.

/So you have a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook - that doesn't make you Heisenberg.
 
2013-05-30 06:31:35 PM  

skullkrusher: willing to kill their opponents". You have to show a willingness to actually do that - ya know, by shooting at them or sending ricin in the mail. ITG (and the IRL equivalent) bravado shows a willingness to make a fool of yourself in order to impress others - it doesn't show a willingness to kill


Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

Where are the voices of reason in the second amendment community? Why aren't the leaders speaking out against militant Isl-... er, gun enthusiasm?
 
2013-05-30 06:34:02 PM  

AFKobel: Why in the hell would Marcelus Wallace torture the gimp to death? I don't think he would see him as an active participant in his capture and rape.

I always thought he asphyxiated from hanging from the leash as well.

I'm confused about the sincerity of the analysis above that the gimp "died happy". I can't wrap my mind around whether "so far he's living his dream" is serious.


I think the assumption that the Gimp was into auto-erotic asphyxiation is a safe bet.
 
2013-05-30 06:35:03 PM  
Just that much closer to being the American Taliban.
 
2013-05-30 06:35:47 PM  

gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?


This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.
 
2013-05-30 06:39:23 PM  

Snarfangel: I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.


Oh my goodness that is such a fresh and original take on the subject!!!

They way you turned around what others have said before and made them look all foolish.

I bet no one EVER thought of that before you. You should stand on the highest peak and let all bask in the intellectual glory that is the keen wit that springs forth from your mind. You should not be wasting your talents here on Fark you sir, should have if not your own show at least a comedy special on HBO

/damn liberal lamestream media keeping your comedy stylings under a bushel basket like that
 
2013-05-30 06:39:26 PM  

CynicalLA: gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.


***WHOOSH***
 
2013-05-30 06:40:27 PM  

CynicalLA: gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.



That wooshing noise from above, you hear it?
 
2013-05-30 06:40:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: CynicalLA: gilgigamesh: Until the moderate gun owners stand up to police their own community and speak out against extremism, how are we to differentiate?

This is a little to close to what the Republicans were saying about Muslims when W was president.

***WHOOSH***


Nicely played.
 
2013-05-30 06:41:28 PM  

gilgigamesh: Where are the voices of reason in the second amendment community?


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Answering Pew and CBS surveys?
 
2013-05-30 06:43:40 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: AFKobel: Why in the hell would Marcelus Wallace torture the gimp to death? I don't think he would see him as an active participant in his capture and rape.

I always thought he asphyxiated from hanging from the leash as well.

I'm confused about the sincerity of the analysis above that the gimp "died happy". I can't wrap my mind around whether "so far he's living his dream" is serious.

I think the assumption that the Gimp was into auto-erotic asphyxiation is a safe bet.


Vincent Vega died taking a dump. I can safely assume he died a happy man.
 
2013-05-30 06:44:07 PM  

balki1867: dr_blasto: You'll find a lot of paranoid weirdos at a gun shop for sure, it is one of the prices we pay. Sometimes they're amusing, sometimes they make you worry.

I once overhead a guy on his cellphone talking to a friend about how to hide a gun in your backyard ("one thing is to make sure the metal detectors won't detect the case or the gun") for when Obama came for them.

It's funny that he's that paranoid but willing to talk about it on his cell phone.


There's a whole retail industry revolving around burying shiat in your backyard inside PVC pipes. Supposedly, if you bury your soon-to-be-taken AR or AK in a PVC pipe with end caps threaded on and sealed, then bury it right over your sewer line, they'll never find it because they'll think the metal is just the sewer pipe.
 
2013-05-30 06:46:28 PM  

dr_blasto: There's a whole retail industry revolving around burying shiat in your backyard inside PVC pipes. Supposedly, if you bury your soon-to-be-taken AR or AK in a PVC pipe with end caps threaded on and sealed, then bury it right over your sewer line, they'll never find it because they'll think the metal is just the sewer pipe.


Hahahahaha. An unscrupulous person could make a pretty penny by mining in the boonies for buried guns.
 
2013-05-30 06:49:03 PM  
FALSEFLAGHAZI.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

FALSEFLAGHAZI!!1!
 
2013-05-30 06:50:00 PM  
You want some fun?  Check out the Daily Caller (no link, don't want to encourage the bastards).  They're actually cheering the guy on, if they're not calling it a false flag.  "Finally! Real Americans are rising up!"
 
2013-05-30 06:51:55 PM  

max_pooper: Vincent Vega died taking a dump. I can safely assume he died a happy man.


No he didn't.  He died AFTER taking a dumb.  He had already flushed and had his pants up.

Unless he crapped his pants while being shot.
 
2013-05-30 06:59:24 PM  

Calmamity: I took up target shooting a few years ago and got in to it, so I hang out at a popular gun blog sometimes, and tend to roll my eyes a lot, but goddamn!


Me too. I hunt, I like guns, but I can't stand the politics, paranoia, and general nuttery. Buying ammo:

Him: "Better get what you can before Obama comes to confiscate it."
Me: "Oh, fark right off already with that bullshiat."

When I renew my membership to my local shooting range, I get the year's social calendar along with it. Trap shoots, pot lucks, work days...no thanks, loons. I do not want to spend all day with you listening to second amendment paranoia. I just want to practice with my rifle and pistol and go home.
 
2013-05-30 06:59:35 PM  

IamTomJoad: Snarfangel: I think we should ban ricin-coated letters. They serve no legitimate sporting purpose.

Oh my goodness that is such a fresh and original take on the subject!!!

They way you turned around what others have said before and made them look all foolish.

I bet no one EVER thought of that before you. You should stand on the highest peak and let all bask in the intellectual glory that is the keen wit that springs forth from your mind. You should not be wasting your talents here on Fark you sir, should have if not your own show at least a comedy special on HBO

/damn liberal lamestream media keeping your comedy stylings under a bushel basket like that


Stop, you're making me blush!
 
2013-05-30 07:02:31 PM  

randomjsa: Oh I do hope this one works out for you. I mean what with the whole Boston thing not being a crazy right winger like you hoped... You were absolutely crushed. Maybe THIS time you'll finally have some validation for all of the petty hate and insanity directed towards people who have the audacity to think differently than you.


You Herped before you Derped
 
MFK
2013-05-30 07:03:17 PM  
jesus christ, the comments in TFA... assholes are actually applauding and defending an assassination on the president of the united states while declaring how their right to modern weaponry is a God-given right spelled right out in the Constitution.

what on earth is going on??
 
2013-05-30 07:08:26 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Me too. I hunt, I like guns, but I can't stand the politics, paranoia, and general nuttery. Buying ammo:

Him: "Better get what you can before Obama comes to confiscate it."
Me: "Oh, fark right off already with that bullshiat."

When I renew my membership to my local shooting range, I get the year's social calendar along with it. Trap shoots, pot lucks, work days...no thanks, loons. I do not want to spend all day with you listening to second amendment paranoia. I just want to practice with my rifle and pistol and go home.


Just bought two new guns in the last two weeks, first time I bought a gun in like 14 years.  Mildly annoyed that the Ruger came with a NRA application.   The Smith and Wesson came with a link to a webform on their website that will email for you a pre-made letter to your Congressman demanding that no gun laws be passed ever.
 
2013-05-30 07:09:13 PM  

Somacandra: gilgigamesh: Where are the voices of reason in the second amendment community?

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Answering Pew and CBS surveys?


"do you favor or oppose...".  Well, I guess 7-8% are indifferent.
 
2013-05-30 07:09:32 PM  
What's with all the ricinating lately?
 
2013-05-30 07:09:33 PM  

MFK: assholes are actually applauding and defending an assassination on the president of the united states


Maybe the President should have thought of that before deciding to be vulnerable to a deadly poison.
 
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