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(Reuters)   Two large funeral firms to merge, form Megadeath   (reuters.com) divider line 22
    More: Interesting, United States, takeover offer, acquirers, boosting  
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2013-05-30 02:19:37 PM  
HOTW for sure, HOTY candidate. I'm glad I wasn't drinking the proverbial coffee when I read this.
 
2013-05-30 02:46:50 PM  
Bravo subby, bravo.
 
2013-05-30 03:03:37 PM  
\m/
 
2013-05-30 03:21:59 PM  
This was the good season of "Six Feet Under", right?

/and just release the last 10 minutes of the series finale separate, kthxbye
 
2013-05-30 03:31:33 PM  
I'm going to go with show me on that one. HOTW for sure, if not HOTY. Bravo subby.
 
2013-05-30 03:38:11 PM  
Soon to become Monsanto Soylent Products.

Control from Zygote to dessication.
 
2013-05-30 03:40:14 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/approves
 
2013-05-30 03:53:25 PM  

WordsnCollision: /approves


My BIL works for the death peddlers that were acquired.

He was a relatively new hire in a management(ish) position.

I sense pink in his not so distant future.
 
2013-05-30 03:54:43 PM  
Someone care to explain the headline to me?
 
2013-05-30 03:58:53 PM  

Lt. Col. Angus: I sense pink in his not so distant future.


Is it still pink after she dies?
 
2013-05-30 03:59:07 PM  

Lt. Col. Angus: WordsnCollision: /approves

My BIL works for the death peddlers that were acquired.

He was a relatively new hire in a management(ish) position.

I sense pink in his not so distant future.


Death is always a steady business
 
2013-05-30 04:00:31 PM  
Headline gets Dinklage Award; short and clever.
+1 subby
 
2013-05-30 04:01:16 PM  
Also, it would seem death is big business in Houston, TX
 
2013-05-30 04:48:02 PM  

loonatic112358: Also, it would seem death is big business in Houston, TX


Between the obesity and the air quality, I'd imagine so.
 
2013-05-30 05:01:45 PM  
sharetv.org

Approves.
 
2013-05-30 05:08:55 PM  
Death sells, but who's buyin'?
 
2013-05-30 05:28:44 PM  
ooh, I bet the independent funeral homes are sweating bullets
 
2013-05-30 07:31:42 PM  

Lt. Col. Angus: WordsnCollision: /approves

My BIL works for the death peddlers that were acquired.

He was a relatively new hire in a management(ish) position.

I sense pink in his not so distant future.


Next Sunday, A.D.?
 
2013-05-30 08:53:43 PM  
Tyson lost the bid ?
 
2013-05-30 10:34:45 PM  
Only one A in Megadeth.

/I don't care
//seriously, just stfu now
 
2013-05-30 11:43:12 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Only one A in Megadeth.

/I don't care
//seriously, just stfu now


Depends on the subby's intent.  I can see it both ways.
 
2013-05-31 04:02:21 AM  

rev. dave: Your Average Witty Fark User: Only one A in Megadeth.

/I don't care
//seriously, just stfu now

Depends on the subby's intent.  I can see it both ways.




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