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(Mother Jones)   Now that "crazy eyes" Bachmann is history, who's going to be America's next top batsh*t crazy right-winger? List of up-and-comers to the left, your choices to the right   (motherjones.com ) divider line
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2013-05-30 01:57:59 PM  
One nutjob leaves, five more queue up to take her place.  The one thing the Right is not lacking is batshiat crazy Teabaggers to fill their ballots.
 
2013-05-30 02:13:05 PM  
It's like a Derp Hydra, cut one head off and three more take its place
 
2013-05-30 02:28:08 PM  
Go-go Gohmert

/watch him go, go, go
 
2013-05-30 02:28:15 PM  
::Checks list::

What? No Steve "you can legally rape, kidnap, and force a girl to have an abortion" King?
 
2013-05-30 02:49:13 PM  

nmrsnr: What? No Steve "you can legally rape, kidnap, and force a girl to have an abortion" King?


That's what the GOP considers a "moderate-left" Republican these days
 
2013-05-30 02:51:26 PM  

BunkoSquad: nmrsnr: What? No Steve "you can legally rape, kidnap, and force a girl to have an abortion" King?

That's what the GOP considers a "moderate-left" Republican these days


Oh ha ha ha...

Anyway, what about that Cruz fella? He's been shoveling crazy for two in the past few weeks.
 
2013-05-30 02:52:04 PM  

Ennuipoet: One nutjob leaves, five more queue up to take her place.  The one thing the Right is not lacking is batshiat crazy Teabaggers to fill their ballots.


I was gonna say... there's not exactly a dearth.
 
2013-05-30 02:52:30 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go-go Gohmert

/watch him go, go, go


A million times this
 
2013-05-30 02:52:47 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go-go Gohmert

/watch him go, go, go


'Terrorist Anchor Babby' FTW!

SUCK IT, LIBTARDOS!
 
2013-05-30 02:53:10 PM  
Gohmert for raw stupidity, but Cruz sure can bring the derp.
 
2013-05-30 02:54:20 PM  
Louis Gohmert was always crazier than Michele Bachmann. He just doesn't have the crazy eyes.

/no jerk nails either thankfully
 
2013-05-30 02:55:09 PM  
me!
 
2013-05-30 02:55:43 PM  
There are so many wannabe stars out there in GOP who know that they have absolutely no chance to spotlight.

They crave stardom, but until now, has no real way to get that. Now, they have a way, pander to tea party and they will be instant stars. All you have to do is make some coded or explicit racist and bigoted comments, and tell them that you hate the government. You will be an instant star.

Point is, when there is a market for it, there will be supply. Since tea party created the demand for people like her or palin or sontorum, someone will be there to use that chance. It does not matter who that is. There will be plenty of them. So, by creating a list like that you are focusing on the wrong thing as to who, instead of why.
 
2013-05-30 02:56:16 PM  
Kristi Noem in SD has all the lingo down and has been dubbed the next Sarah Palin, may the deity of your choice help us all.

I think the real crazy power resides in the Senate, though.  Paul and Cruz and Johnson...even McCain called them whacko birds or something.
 
2013-05-30 02:56:33 PM  
I'm pulling for a hometown boy: Tom Cotton of Arkansas.
 
2013-05-30 02:57:19 PM  
We've reached the point where recent derp-kings like Steve King (R-IA) can't even make the list. They're considered part of the Lindsey Graham-John Boehner RINO wing.
 
2013-05-30 02:57:56 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Kristi Noem in SD has all the lingo down and has been dubbed the next Sarah Palin, may the deity of your choice help us all.

I think the real crazy power resides in the Senate, though.  Paul and Cruz and Johnson...even McCain called them whacko birds or something.


wow, she's kinda cute. More like Kristi Nom Nom Nom, amirite?

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2013-05-30 02:58:10 PM  

rjakobi: Anyway, what about that Cruz fella? He's been shoveling crazy for two in the past few weeks.


Cruz seems too calculating in his derp. He's like Limbaugh, he says it for effect, but he doesn't convince me he believes it. Gohmert, on the other hand, that's grade-A 100% pure crazy.

Also missing from the list Joe "I'm sorry the Gulf of Mexico got in the way of your oil" Barton.
 
2013-05-30 02:58:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go-go Gohmert

/watch him go, go, go

 
2013-05-30 03:02:21 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Kristi Noem in SD has all the lingo down and has been dubbed the next Sarah Palin, may the deity of your choice help us all.


I liked how her campaign ads boiled down to "Kristi Noem has never even left SD before, but her libbo opponent traveled and shiat".  It's that perfect Sarah Palin bottomless resentment over nothing.  Once she stands in front of Mt. Rushmore and dares Bloomberg to take her 128 oz. Mountain Dew, she'll skyrocket to fame.
 
2013-05-30 03:02:38 PM  
thecollegeconservative.com
 
2013-05-30 03:02:50 PM  

Ennuipoet: The one thing the Right is not lacking is batshiat crazy Teabaggers


Played a gig last Friday, and outside the bar an elderly man was seated.  This dude was preaching heavy duty Tea Party politics to anyone who made eye contact.

In the 20 minutes or so I was bringing in equipment, I heard him wax poetic on climate change, immigration, and healthcare.  My last trip past him was interesting, someone walking past must've made a remark....he was *screaming* at the top of his lungs "no taxation without representation".
 
2013-05-30 03:05:44 PM  
Joe "Christ What An Asshole" Miller probably won't win.

He just lost $85,000 in a case against the newspaper that was trying to disclose his government employment record, after he hid evidence during discovery, skipped depositions, and kept filing unsupported procedural motions just to delay people finding out that he was using government assets for political purposes. The judge in the case ripped him a new one.

Begich hasn't done anything to screw up yet, and has been pro-oil, which is all Alaska really cares about.
 
2013-05-30 03:06:04 PM  
I want someone who isn't afraid to try an repeal the Affordable Care Act 50 times.  Someone who is family values but pays a sex worker aid to peg him.  Someone who believes in traditional marriage but has at at least three divorces.  Someone who wants to end any aid to the poor but takes hundreds of thousands in subsidies for himself.  Someone who extol the virtues of a balanced budget but has a thousands in over due campaign loans. Someone who has a nice blue suit
 
2013-05-30 03:06:09 PM  
Bring back Christine O'Donnell. She is crazy as shiat and looks much better while eating a corn dog.
 
2013-05-30 03:11:19 PM  

skullkrusher: Soup4Bonnie: Kristi Noem in SD has all the lingo down and has been dubbed the next Sarah Palin, may the deity of your choice help us all.

I think the real crazy power resides in the Senate, though.  Paul and Cruz and Johnson...even McCain called them whacko birds or something.

wow, she's kinda cute. More like Kristi Nom Nom Nom, amirite?


Hopefully she's found a new hairstylist. That strip mall look doesn't really cut it. You can practically smell the meth cooking in the backroom of the 'salon'.

Is her drivers license still suspended? Apparently she believes things like proper registration and speed limits are Soshulisms.
 
2013-05-30 03:12:02 PM  

MFAWG: skullkrusher: Soup4Bonnie: Kristi Noem in SD has all the lingo down and has been dubbed the next Sarah Palin, may the deity of your choice help us all.

I think the real crazy power resides in the Senate, though.  Paul and Cruz and Johnson...even McCain called them whacko birds or something.

wow, she's kinda cute. More like Kristi Nom Nom Nom, amirite?

Hopefully she's found a new hairstylist. That strip mall look doesn't really cut it. You can practically smell the meth cooking in the backroom of the 'salon'.

Is her drivers license still suspended? Apparently she believes things like proper registration and speed limits are Soshulisms.


yeah the hair is a bit outdated but still fappable
 
2013-05-30 03:13:09 PM  

red5ish: Bring back Christine O'Donnell. She is crazy as shiat and looks much better while eating a corn dog.


10-4 on that, good buddy.

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She's also not a witch...BONUS!
 
2013-05-30 03:18:17 PM  
This is all starting to feel like a bad horror movie that keeps crapping out sequel after sequel with a new actor playing the monster. It's as if I'm seeing different versions of Michael Myers who keep getting crazier and crazier. Please someone make it stop. It's like a neverending monster movie marathon on USA, Up All Night! ...Lord, I miss Rhonda's tits.
 
2013-05-30 03:21:40 PM  

skullkrusher: Soup4Bonnie: Kristi Noem in SD has all the lingo down and has been dubbed the next Sarah Palin, may the deity of your choice help us all.

I think the real crazy power resides in the Senate, though.  Paul and Cruz and Johnson...even McCain called them whacko birds or something.

wow, she's kinda cute. More like Kristi Nom Nom Nom, amirite?

mytown.kotatv.com


Wow...younger, prettier...AND got the whole crazy eyes thing going! She gets my vote.
 
2013-05-30 03:22:12 PM  
People on the right honestly believe that left wing media targets these crazy Tea Baggers and destroys them.  This is partly true because the folks farthest on the fringe get the spotlight, but really all it takes to destroy their careers is the exposure.  Once the voters get to know what these farkers believe even their base sees beyond all of the flag waving and bible kissing.
 
2013-05-30 03:23:04 PM  
Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

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2013-05-30 03:23:06 PM  
There are a lot of idiots, but Gohmert is the king of them all. I doubt he can even pronounce his name properly
 
2013-05-30 03:26:18 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

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I am sorry, what political office does he hold like the right wingers we are talking about?
 
2013-05-30 03:26:24 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

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The difference is #1 we don't profess that Moore speaks for the whole party....in fact many blame him for Gore's loss to Bush.  More importantly, HE'S NOT ONE OF OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS MAKING LAWS.
 
2013-05-30 03:26:47 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

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Why do you hate being exposed to the truth about what Republichildren have done?
 
2013-05-30 03:26:58 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.


Which state elected him?

You can use Google to find the answer but no lifeline calls.
 
2013-05-30 03:27:19 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

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LoL it's funny because MM said he hates capitalism!
/except that he didn't
 
2013-05-30 03:29:53 PM  
FTFA: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas). Is he crazy? Opposed gun control by comparing gay marriage to bestiality.

Good gravy. If that isn't a non-sequitur, then do you think the Braves will win the Series?
 
2013-05-30 03:35:55 PM  
It's pretty much Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert and Ron Johnson as the top three right now.

WE SWAPPED OUT RUSS FEINGOLD FOR THAT JACKASS AAAAAAAAAGH.
 
2013-05-30 03:36:14 PM  

xanadian: Good gravy. If that isn't a non-sequitur, then do you think the Braves will win the Series?


My friend's goldfish is doing fine, thanks.
 
2013-05-30 03:37:20 PM  
Seven people on that list...and three of them are from Texas.

F*ck it, I'm out.
 
2013-05-30 03:41:20 PM  

red5ish: Bring back Christine O'Donnell. She is crazy as shiat and looks much better while eating a corn dog.



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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 
2013-05-30 03:45:54 PM  

tnpir: Seven people on that list...and three of them are from Texas.

F*ck it, I'm out.


That's where my two former spouses reside.
 
2013-05-30 03:45:58 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x527]


Go back to your prancercise class, Suzie. This forum is for grownups.
 
2013-05-30 03:46:27 PM  
That list is seriously light on the RAND PAUL.  Eventually the GOP will figure out that letting these tea party whackadoos out from under their rocks is killing them and they'll stop it.
 
2013-05-30 03:47:18 PM  

calm like a bomb: That list is seriously light on the RAND PAUL.  Eventually the GOP will figure out that letting these tea party whackadoos out from under their rocks is killing them and they'll stop it.


Why? Every time they go crazier right the Democrats follow them. This shiat is working out great for them.
 
2013-05-30 03:47:40 PM  

SamWaters: Where is the list of Loon Limo Hypocrite Libs?

Lets start here.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x527]


6/10.  Your troll fu is not particularly strong, but at least you knew enough to throw in a picture of Michael Moore.  It's like chumming the water, if you will.
 
2013-05-30 03:48:33 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: calm like a bomb: That list is seriously light on the RAND PAUL.  Eventually the GOP will figure out that letting these tea party whackadoos out from under their rocks is killing them and they'll stop it.

Why? Every time they go crazier right the Democrats follow them. This shiat is working out great for them.


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2013-05-30 03:48:42 PM  

Corvus: [thecollegeconservative.com image 604x407]


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