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(Al Jazeera)   Toilet baby returned to mother, who feared she had flushed her parental rights away   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Baby Got Back, parental rights, DPA, apartment block, bathrooms  
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2494 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2013 at 1:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-30 01:45:31 PM  
How is babby flushed?
2013-05-30 01:45:51 PM  
2013-05-30 01:45:58 PM  
I'd almost believe it except for the courtesy flush.
2013-05-30 01:47:30 PM  
Dammit China! WTF!
2013-05-30 01:51:16 PM  
Seems reasonable, mother has secret pregnancy and then accidently flushes it down the toilet right before she was going to tell everyone she has a kid.
2013-05-30 01:51:50 PM  
A fresh baby right out of the mother, all covered in fluids would be slicker than a greased up hog.
2013-05-30 01:54:06 PM  
Being borne into the cavity of a commode might be considered a relatively safe place
/Honks be trip
2013-05-30 01:59:16 PM  
What the hell China? Nothing else you make works worth shiat. Everything you manufacture is engineered to  like 60% of where it should be, performs poorly, and breaks soon. So how the hell did you produce a toilet that'll flush a baby? Seriously, I always have to deal with these wussy little toilets that can barely handle a reasonable sized mud snake and a modest handful of poop tickets, and god forbid you should try dropping a post-Chipotle big spicy fudge dragon that involves a bunch of paperwork, and then you're flushing like four or five times, one hand hovering over the shiatstick in case you need to get in there and start breaking up the logs and plunging them down as the water creeps ever higher in the bowl, but you, China, you have somehow cranked out a toilet that can flush a baby. I want that toilet. You should advertise that as a feature! "The new Kohler 5000X--strong enough to flush a baby!"

Also, how the hell did the baby make it through the trap?
2013-05-30 02:04:44 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Also, how the hell did the baby make it through the trap?
Luckily for the toilet baby, someone was on hand with a warning.
2013-05-30 02:15:32 PM  
From a CNN story about this...Damn. That is one ugly baby. I'd have flushed it too.

The police said she tried to retrieve the baby with a stick, then decided to flush the toilet to clear away the blood.

How the hell do you "retrieve a baby with a stick"? Just poke at it till you hit something soft and squishy and hope it sticks on the end of your stick? WTF?

Me Chinese, me play trick,
Flush you down, poke you with stick.
2013-05-30 02:23:01 PM  
Yes.. yes... happens all the time.

"Now where did I put that baby?  Ah well - I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere."
2013-05-30 02:27:38 PM  
Of course the flushing was an accident. She likely thought the baby was a girl.
2013-05-30 02:40:18 PM  
The baby wasn't flushed at all. The artice on MSN goes into greater detail, stating that the toilet in question is actually a squat toilet, which is pretty much a glorified hole in the ground.


She then secretly gave birth to the boy in a fourth-floor public bathroom of the building where she lived, only to reportedly have the baby slip from her hands after delivery. The boy dropped into the open, squat-style toilet and slid down into the narrow 4-inch in diameter sewer pipe.
Not wanting her child, but unwilling to leave him to die in the drain, she reportedly notified a neighbor of sounds coming from the pipes, who then called police to investigate.
2013-05-30 02:41:54 PM  
2013-05-30 03:02:14 PM  
Well, accepting the kid back with this story is a lot better than being tried for attempted murder and executed in the same week.

I'm sure that didn't enter her mind though.
2013-05-30 03:04:14 PM  
He will be named "Flush Twice"
2013-05-30 03:25:42 PM  
What we can take from this.

In china even the Chinese value their own life as less than shiat.

China owns the world now or soon will.  Your life is worth less than the average Chinese life.

Sleep tight.
2013-05-30 03:26:36 PM  

Breech Birth: He will be named "Flush Frush Twice"

2013-05-30 03:53:49 PM  

orclover: China owns the world now or soon will.

go back in time to the days of back to the future and replace china with japan  and say the same thing as gung ho as possible...
2013-05-30 04:01:45 PM  
So she equated this to dropping a deuce and all was forgiven?!

This is too sick for words.
2013-05-30 04:03:54 PM  
Al Jazeera's having a great day today.  Just saw a great live interview with Julian Assange on the Stream.  Also they ran that Assad FU to Israel (almost) live.  But back to the point, I think she flushed the baby and then immediately regretted it, but that means she definitely shouldn't get that baby back...ribs.
2013-05-30 04:26:59 PM  
How's that for a legacy and nickname?  Hi!  I'm Toilet Baby!
2013-05-30 04:36:56 PM  
'You go now!  Here 4 hours!'  *flush*
2013-05-30 06:09:21 PM  
That kid will grow up to be Bane.
2013-05-30 06:43:39 PM
2013-05-30 07:41:11 PM  
Here's an example of an Asian-style squat toilet. If you ever use one, make sure your keys don't fall out of your pocket. Because if that happens, they're just gone, man. Let 'em go.
2013-05-30 09:45:05 PM  
Seeing the video of the people at the hospital extracting the baby from that pipe... having been at both my kids' births... I just don't comprehend cramming a baby down a toilet.

Even if I had no kids, I don't think I could comprehend cramming a baby down a toilet.

Blah blah blah the girl is poor & would be shunned for cramming a baby down a toilet... BUT IF SHE CRAMMED A BABY DOWN A TOILET, PEOPLE WOULD LIKE HER?!

IMO, this isn't a poor thing or a birth control thing (yeah, we should have aborted that baby, wooo)... this is just a crazy ass biatch, and why she gets another crack at killing that boy, I don't farking understand that.
2013-05-31 06:06:27 AM  
If what I heard is true she is going to name the kid Flush Rimbaugh.

/try the veal
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