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(Bangor Daily News)   You know that fantasy where you rescue the object of your desire from grave peril and she finally sleeps with you? Here's how not to do it   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 42
    More: Fail, Kyle Dube, Orono, fantasy, Penobscot County  
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2013-05-30 12:09:28 PM
The SICK FARKING BASTARD tag was unavailable?
 
2013-05-30 12:31:59 PM
That's farked up...
 
2013-05-30 12:36:52 PM
I like how "kidnapping gone wrong" implies that kidnapping is somehow okay. I mean, I know it's not as bad as murder, but still, strange phrasing.
 
2013-05-30 12:42:36 PM

coco ebert: I like how "kidnapping gone wrong" implies that kidnapping is somehow okay. I mean, I know it's not as bad as murder, but still, strange phrasing.


In this case it is as bad as murder because, ya know, he kind of murdered her.
 
2013-05-30 01:37:14 PM
"Dube, where's my girlfriend?"
 
2013-05-30 01:59:41 PM
BANGOR, Maine - A 15-year-old girl's death was a kidnapping gone wrong, according to the affidavit released late Wednesday after the Penobscot County grand jury indicted Kyle Dube, 20, of Orono on charges of murder and kidnapping.

Bangor? That was indeed the plan.
 
2013-05-30 02:05:30 PM
Love the link to the "5 signs you'll get cancer", thanks for that...
 
2013-05-30 02:06:09 PM
Idiots, according to the Japanese cartoon documentaries I saw, you just have to rape the girl over and over again until she falls in love with you and can't get enough of sex.
 
2013-05-30 02:08:09 PM
ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?
 
2013-05-30 02:09:13 PM
While this whole situation is just ugly and horrible, at least it's good that the guy was stupid enough to have left a trail that leads right back to his door, as well as confessing to his brother and girlfriend. For the young victims parents, I understand that it's much better to know the fate of a missing loved one rather than spending the rest of their lives wondering if she was alive or dead.
 
2013-05-30 02:09:47 PM

Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?


Maybe she only passed out?  I hope they didn't embalm her yet... because she'll be dead for real then.
 
2013-05-30 02:10:41 PM
What a bunch of Dubes.
 
2013-05-30 02:11:31 PM

Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?


That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.

/still tragic and disturbing.
 
2013-05-30 02:13:16 PM

Supes: Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.

/still tragic and disturbing.


Well, she was a teenage girl... sooo embarrassment?

/or suffocation.. either way
 
2013-05-30 02:14:44 PM
Way to go Bangor. Now we'll have to have another farkin' Stephen King book and movie. Somebody fire up the green screen and get the CGI Emilio Estevez ready.
 
2013-05-30 02:17:02 PM
Bangor? Damn near killed her.
 
2013-05-30 02:25:35 PM

Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?


www.dvdtalk.com

Read in  Lt. Daniel Kaffee's voice.
 
2013-05-30 02:26:32 PM
enjoy being cored out by yer fellow inmates

I would be willing to pay to hear his cries for help during a particularly deadly gang rape
 
2013-05-30 02:30:44 PM
Damn what a waste she was pretty hot. I am thinking that he really did intend to kill her and this is just a story he is making up to not get charged with murder 1. He couldn't have been stupid enough to duct tape both her mouth and nose. I guess she could have had a heart attack from panic. He could have forced her to have sex with him under threat and used a condom so there wouldn't be any signs of rape then murdered her. The removal of her clothes after her death doesn't make sense unless he wanted to see her nude even though she was dead.
 
2013-05-30 02:32:33 PM

Supes: Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.

/still tragic and disturbing.


My guess is, they don't say because it's a little disgusting and they don't want to associate the victim with the actual cause of death, in the media.

Her mouth was taped shut, and she was bound in the trunk. She was terrified, stifled, and couldn't move.

She probably choked to death on her own panic-driven vomit.
 
2013-05-30 02:33:06 PM
Well he's just an excitable boy

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2013-05-30 02:35:19 PM

Supes: What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.


 people see duct taping mouths in the movies working out fine, try it in real life and you better hope you don't target someone with a head cold, or bad sinuses.

 then hope they don't have an allergy to whatever junk is in the area you toss them in with.

/more than one high school prank has gone bad this way. don't know if thats what happened here, but that would be my guess.
 
2013-05-30 02:38:54 PM
The cause of death is still being determined, according to various news sites.
 
2013-05-30 02:41:09 PM
The headline:

4.bp.blogspot.com

The guy in TFA:

www.koolbadges.co.uk
 
2013-05-30 02:42:49 PM
I used to live near there.

In the late 70s/early 80s.
 
2013-05-30 02:43:00 PM

LavenderWolf: Supes: Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.

/still tragic and disturbing.

My guess is, they don't say because it's a little disgusting and they don't want to associate the victim with the actual cause of death, in the media.

Her mouth was taped shut, and she was bound in the trunk. She was terrified, stifled, and couldn't move.

She probably choked to death on her own panic-driven vomit.


Or as a slightly less macabre cause of death - Carbon Monoxide poisoning from trapped gasses in the trunk.
 
2013-05-30 02:52:33 PM

nocturn: Or as a slightly less macabre cause of death - Carbon Monoxide poisoning from trapped gasses in the trunk.


TFA states a pickup truck, they do not have trunks. If she was in the cab, or thrown in the back we do not know, but they both should not have had any problem with ventilation. I am going with suffocation or choked on own vomit due to the duct tape gag they used.

Either way its sad, and I hope this idiot rots in jail.
 
2013-05-30 02:54:44 PM

Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?


No seeing how damaging a car would have helped her.
 
2013-05-30 02:54:53 PM
LavenderWolf:

My guess is, they don't say because it's a little disgusting and they don't want to associate the victim with the actual cause of death, in the media.

Her mouth was taped shut, and she was bound in the trunk. She was terrified, stifled, and couldn't move.

She probably choked to death on her own panic-driven vomit.


That was my guess. Just because she's still free to breathe through her nose doesn't mean she can't still suffocate or choke from a panic attack or something.

On another note, this guy clearly lacked any empathy. Even if she hand't died, he didn't care if he terrified her as long as it would get him what he wanted.
 
2013-05-30 03:09:19 PM

Profedius: Damn what a waste she was pretty hot. I am thinking that he really did intend to kill her and this is just a story he is making up to not get charged with murder 1. He couldn't have been stupid enough to duct tape both her mouth and nose. I guess she could have had a heart attack from panic. He could have forced her to have sex with him under threat and used a condom so there wouldn't be any signs of rape then murdered her. The removal of her clothes after her death doesn't make sense unless he wanted to see her nude even though she was dead.


You're...not a nice person.
 
2013-05-30 03:12:17 PM
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2013-05-30 03:16:24 PM
www.homevideos.com
Kidnapping gone wrong because at it's heart, it was a sad true story populated by idiots just like the ones in Maine.
 
2013-05-30 03:16:59 PM

nocturn: LavenderWolf: Supes: Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.

/still tragic and disturbing.

My guess is, they don't say because it's a little disgusting and they don't want to associate the victim with the actual cause of death, in the media.

Her mouth was taped shut, and she was bound in the trunk. She was terrified, stifled, and couldn't move.

She probably choked to death on her own panic-driven vomit.

Or as a slightly less macabre cause of death - Carbon Monoxide poisoning from trapped gasses in the trunk.


Something seems off about this theory.
 
2013-05-30 03:22:04 PM

Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?


Have you ever seen a pickup truck with a trunk?
 
2013-05-30 03:28:46 PM
GIS: pickup truck with a trunk...
0.tqn.com
 
2013-05-30 03:31:35 PM
Anyone notify Anita Sarkeesian yet?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-30 03:50:46 PM
I am thinking that he really did intend to kill her and this is just a story he is making up to not get charged with murder 1.

Possible, but that would be a legal mistake on his part. If you kidnap somebody, the victim dies, and the cause of death is related to the kidnapping, it's first degree murder. You can't plead "it was an accident." Same deal if you burn what you thought was an unoccupied house and roast the people sleeping inside. Those people in Indiana who blew up their house for the insurance and killed neighbors learned that lesson.  (Further reading: "felony murder rule.")
 
2013-05-30 04:21:31 PM
its refreshing to see a guy going through some effort, rather than sitting at his keyboard sending "WIE" to anyone he talks to on a messaging site.
 
2013-05-30 07:01:43 PM

coco ebert: I like how "kidnapping gone wrong" implies that kidnapping is somehow okay. I mean, I know it's not as bad as murder, but still, strange phrasing.


Kidnapping gone worse? Kidnapping gone wronger? I dunno but yeah, I thought so too.
 
2013-05-30 07:35:27 PM

Tennguy: Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

No seeing how damaging a car would have helped her.


A quick control-F of TFA says "phrase not found" for the word "trunk." He ducted taped her up, hindering her ability to breathe, and put her in a truck. Not a trunk.
 
2013-05-31 03:46:19 AM

Supes: Ishkur: ftfa: "he waited in the woods wearing a ski mask; that he had duct tape; that he jumped out of the bushes and took Nichole; that he duct taped her; that he put Nichole in his father's pickup truck; that when he removed Nichole from the truck she was dead"

What did he do? Forget to put air holes in the trunk?

That's what I'm wondering.... what's the cause of death here? There's some important part of the story missing.

/still tragic and disturbing.


Let's say she's crying out of fear, and her nose starts to clog up with snot. He's duct taped her mouth shut and she can't get to the tape because her hands are also duct taped together. She suffocates.

Duct taping someone's mouth closed is pretty dangerous.
 
2013-05-31 11:40:54 AM

manydills: Profedius: Damn what a waste she was pretty hot. I am thinking that he really did intend to kill her and this is just a story he is making up to not get charged with murder 1. He couldn't have been stupid enough to duct tape both her mouth and nose. I guess she could have had a heart attack from panic. He could have forced her to have sex with him under threat and used a condom so there wouldn't be any signs of rape then murdered her. The removal of her clothes after her death doesn't make sense unless he wanted to see her nude even though she was dead.

You're...not a nice person.




Why do you think that?
 
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