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(New York Daily News)   New York Parks Department becomes hottest strip joint in the country, as seasonal female workers urged to strip and pole dance during holiday parties to be considered for permanent positions or more hours   (nydailynews.com) divider line 41
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2013-05-30 12:30:51 PM
fireden.net
 
2013-05-30 12:31:35 PM
What a wild party at the Daily News might look like.

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2013-05-30 12:32:31 PM
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2013-05-30 12:33:52 PM
Clearly, I've made a horrible vocational error. I had no idea working in the Parks Dept was so sexy.
 
2013-05-30 12:34:58 PM
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So that's what it looks like if you take a Polaroid of a phone, upload it with a scanner coated in ash, compress and uncompress the image 50 times, print out the resulting picture on an old dot matrix, dip it in vaseline, scan it again, and then get someone to draw it from memory and get a blind guy to crop it.
 
2013-05-30 12:35:19 PM

FreetardoRivera: [fireden.net image 596x329]


Send your daughter on over.  I've got a well paying job with benefits for her.

Oh... she'll just need to come downstairs with me and nine other guys for an hour or so first.

/ok with that?
 
2013-05-30 12:36:04 PM

God-is-a-Taco: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x941]

So that's what it looks like if you take a Polaroid of a phone, upload it with a scanner coated in ash, compress and uncompress the image 50 times, print out the resulting picture on an old dot matrix, dip it in vaseline, scan it again, and then get someone to draw it from memory and get a blind guy to crop it.


It's missing a coffee stain
 
2013-05-30 12:36:31 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: FreetardoRivera: [fireden.net image 596x329]

Send your daughter on over.  I've got a well paying job with benefits for her.

Oh... she'll just need to come downstairs with me and nine other guys for an hour or so first.

/ok with that?


firedaily.com
 
2013-05-30 12:36:34 PM
Welcome to Ray's Boom Boom Room
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2013-05-30 12:36:41 PM
Proof that bimbos will do anything to get ahead
 
2013-05-30 12:37:48 PM

God-is-a-Taco: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x941]

So that's what it looks like if you take a Polaroid of a phone, upload it with a scanner coated in ash, compress and uncompress the image 50 times, print out the resulting picture on an old dot matrix, dip it in vaseline, scan it again, and then get someone to draw it from memory and get a blind guy to crop it.


at first i was more interested in the iOS test messages on a galaxy... but then i realized, the phone is slanted to the left, and the letters are perfectly up and down... that means this is all in sartalics! it wasnt sexual harassment, it was IRONIC sexual harassment! everything is fine!
 
2013-05-30 12:38:05 PM
So much for the idea that one cannot get a job.

Seems all ya have to do is dance.
 
2013-05-30 12:38:22 PM

God-is-a-Taco: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x941]

So that's what it looks like if you take a Polaroid of a phone, upload it with a scanner coated in ash, compress and uncompress the image 50 times, print out the resulting picture on an old dot matrix, dip it in vaseline, scan it again, and then get someone to draw it from memory and get a blind guy to crop it.


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Think about it for just one second.
 
2013-05-30 12:39:20 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: FreetardoRivera: [fireden.net image 596x329]

Send your daughter on over.  I've got a well paying job with benefits for her.

Oh... she'll just need to come downstairs with me and nine other guys for an hour or so first.

/ok with that?


These are adults. They could, and clearly did, blow the whistle at any time.
 
2013-05-30 12:40:09 PM
Uncle Leo sure is going to be disappointed with Jeffrey
 
2013-05-30 12:40:12 PM
Tell that to the bull dyke park rangers of Northwest Territories. Yowza.
 
2013-05-30 12:40:38 PM
Kahabut


God-is-a-Taco: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x941]

So that's what it looks like if you take a Polaroid of a phone, upload it with a scanner coated in ash, compress and uncompress the image 50 times, print out the resulting picture on an old dot matrix, dip it in vaseline, scan it again, and then get someone to draw it from memory and get a blind guy to crop it.

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Think about it for just one second.



I saw that first.... who the hell does the fact checking there?
 
2013-05-30 12:40:42 PM

Kahabut: God-is-a-Taco: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x941]

So that's what it looks like if you take a Polaroid of a phone, upload it with a scanner coated in ash, compress and uncompress the image 50 times, print out the resulting picture on an old dot matrix, dip it in vaseline, scan it again, and then get someone to draw it from memory and get a blind guy to crop it.

SAMSUNG
iMESSAGE

Think about it for just one second.


heh...are you saying it's a shoop?
 
2013-05-30 12:41:01 PM
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2013-05-30 12:41:18 PM
It's okay everybody, NYC is a "world-class" city. Every other city will follow its lead!
 
2013-05-30 12:43:15 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: FreetardoRivera: [fireden.net image 596x329]

Send your daughter on over.  I've got a well paying job with benefits for her.

Oh... she'll just need to come downstairs with me and nine other guys for an hour or so first.

/ok with that?


My daughter isn't mexican.
 
2013-05-30 12:43:40 PM
ftfa: Someone allegedly demanded that workers get on the strip pole if they wanted jobs.
I am not saying this didn't happen.  But, it sure did add to the super shocking headline making a none story, somehow a story.  Rowdy staff parties, shocking, just shocking.

/not shocking.  Everyone needs to let loose once in awhile.
//Dialy News is just haters for not getting invited.
 
2013-05-30 12:43:58 PM
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Dance dance dance
 
2013-05-30 12:46:53 PM

Odd Bird: Welcome to Ray's Boom Boom Room
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Boy, get us some wostishisire sauce.  And clean off that damn table...or I'll whup your arse.
 
2013-05-30 12:48:28 PM

Egoy3k: These are adults. They could, and clearly did, blow the whistle at any time.


Jobs with the city are incredibly competitive for working class people because they offer REALLY good pay, benefits, etc. They are also nearly impossible to get unless you "know" someone. I can imagine a woman allowing shiat like this to happen for a while if it meant a job with the city. It's all very shady.
 
2013-05-30 01:04:27 PM
At least the advancement requirements are clearly laid out.  I haven't had defined performance objective in 5 years.
 
2013-05-30 01:05:07 PM

LeroyBourne: Odd Bird: Welcome to Ray's Boom Boom Room
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Boy, get us some wostishisire sauce.  And clean off that damn table...or I'll whup your arse.


An under-appreciated movie.
/cornbread
 
2013-05-30 01:12:26 PM
FTFA: "Cafaro, 53, married with children, started in the Parks Department in 1986 and makes $103,864 a year."

Sheesh. You'd think he couold afford REAL strippers.

And take a look at this guy: he's even uglier than ME.

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2013-05-30 01:12:38 PM
Kahabut:
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Think about it for just one second.


Heheheh. I guess the internet truly is more accessible these days.
 
2013-05-30 01:13:16 PM
You know this is gonna be an episode of Parks and Rec.  They have to do it now...
 
2013-05-30 01:13:51 PM
And we danced...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhf5cuXiLTA
 
2013-05-30 01:16:35 PM
Hey boss, we have 4 gals all wanting the job that opened up last week. Any 1 of them would be real good for it. How can i narrow down the field a bit?


//makes perfect sense to me.
 
2013-05-30 01:17:22 PM
I thought we all agreed this kind of behavior was alright because Clinton.
 
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2013-05-30 01:22:15 PM
The One True TheDavid:
FTFA: "Cafaro, 53, married with children

Not for much longer I posit.
 
2013-05-30 01:29:48 PM
 FTFA: "Cafaro, 53, married with children, started in the Parks Department in 1986 and makes $103,864 a year."

I'm sure he 'works' about 20 hours a week.  And you wonder why municipalities are all broke.
 
2013-05-30 01:31:00 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Kahabut:
SAMSUNG
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Think about it for just one second.

Heheheh. I guess the internet truly is more accessible these days.


You do realize you can customize an android so it looks like anything you want derp.
 
2013-05-30 01:35:22 PM
nvm i take that back although you can its not like they knew that. And that conversation and time stamp early is off it would indicate the last reply was sent th next day.
 
2013-05-30 02:09:19 PM

Lollipop165: Egoy3k: These are adults. They could, and clearly did, blow the whistle at any time.

Jobs with the city are incredibly competitive for working class people because they offer REALLY good pay, benefits, etc. They are also nearly impossible to get unless you "know" someone. I can imagine a woman allowing shiat like this to happen for a while if it meant a job with the city. It's all very shady.


So the real victims here are the men who can't even strip for a job.
 
2013-05-30 02:35:31 PM

Lollipop165: Egoy3k: These are adults. They could, and clearly did, blow the whistle at any time.

Jobs with the city are incredibly competitive for working class people because they offer REALLY good pay, benefits, etc.


ORLY?

The most junior positions start at $9, and city seasonal workers, who Benn represents, get $14 an hour.

More a matter of this:

Many of the women are low-income single mothers, some of whom came into the job through the welfare system and are desperate to keep the seasonal positions that can run anywhere from four to six months at a time.

It's horrible that these men are exploiting disadvantaged women who are just trying to support their children, and...

OK, confession: my first reaction was: "Single mothers? So they're already sluts and whores anyway."

/[ducks]

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2013-05-30 08:29:18 PM
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High-ranking Parks Department official  James Cafaro, who is married with children, shoved a $20 bill in the pants of one worker at one of the sleazy parties, sources said.


A picture of his wife should additionally validate his behavior.
 
2013-05-31 07:17:59 AM

Giant Clown Shoe: FreetardoRivera: [fireden.net image 596x329]

Send your daughter on over.  I've got a well paying job with benefits for her.

Oh... she'll just need to come downstairs with me and nine other guys for an hour or so first.

/ok with that?


I am completely OK with ten guys railing FreetardoRivera's daughter. Why?
 
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