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(Reuters)   Pakistani Taliban select their new #2. Explain that the delay in the announcement was due to a scheduling conflict at the mosque for his funeral   (reuters.com) divider line 27
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2013-05-30 10:21:10 AM
Who is Number 1?
 
2013-05-30 10:27:48 AM
Those boys have more #2s than a cholera epidemic
 
2013-05-30 11:52:45 AM
Now THAT, right there, is a funny headline!
 
2013-05-30 11:54:13 AM
If I ever became a Taliban #2, I think I'd immediately go on Al-Jazeera and call for Iran to recognze Israel's right to exist.

In the long run, it wouldn't matter, but it might make the dude in charge of the drone mission hold off on the Hellfire for a couple of days, just to hear what else I might say.
 
2013-05-30 11:55:13 AM
Who does #2 work for?
 
2013-05-30 11:55:49 AM

dittybopper: Who is Number 1?


blog.rootshell.be
 
2013-05-30 11:55:59 AM
And here I thought the delay was because they had trouble finding a way to get a tandoor to produce white smoke.
 
2013-05-30 12:02:50 PM
So we are still entering Pakistan?
 
2013-05-30 12:03:05 PM
My favorite gin is also Citadelle. However, a close, close second is Bluecoat. Bluecoat is made in a copper still just as it was during the prohibition era, and the taste is different than any other gin I've tried. It's very, very good.

Here's a pic: http://www.totalbeveragesolution.com/images/labels/pos/Bluecoat%20Doub le%20Gold2010_8907%20Sm_1.jpg
 
2013-05-30 12:05:20 PM
Maybe this is an elaborate plan by the taliban to eliminate everyone in their org chart no one likes
 
2013-05-30 12:05:28 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Who does #2 work for?


You tell that turd who's boss, buddy.
 
2013-05-30 12:06:10 PM
congratulations, youve been promoted! here is your new red shirt.
 
2013-05-30 12:09:27 PM

ChopperCharles: My favorite gin is also Citadelle. However, a close, close second is Bluecoat. Bluecoat is made in a copper still just as it was during the prohibition era, and the taste is different than any other gin I've tried. It's very, very good.


i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-30 12:11:41 PM
Cue the drones?
 
2013-05-30 12:12:10 PM

dittybopper: Who is Number 1?


You are Number 6
 
hej
2013-05-30 12:20:44 PM
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??
 
2013-05-30 12:29:20 PM
So basically Obama last week was all "okay war on terror's winding down, you can relax guys, we're going to stop drone striking the crap out of Pakistan now"   and this week he's all "except you, tubby, you're fricking toast"?

Sucks to be them,  so much for all that GOP whagabbrl about "emboldening the terrorists"
 
2013-05-30 12:30:18 PM
Are there applicants or do these guys get assigned to the most dangerous job on earth?
 
2013-05-30 12:34:24 PM

thisiszombocom: Maybe this is an elaborate plan by the taliban to eliminate everyone in their org chart no one likes


It's that biatch Shannon in HR,   she never really got over that time Mullah omar called her a brazen whore for showing up at the Al-Qaeda company picnic in just a hijab rather than a full burkha- and all of Omar's yes-men  laughed at her, and no one came to her defense (even that bastard Ibrahim who'd BOUGHT the hijab for her and assured her it would be "fine").

Ever since then she's been biding her time, and spending most of her days creating new org charts, which "SOMEHOW" get leaked to the CIA
 
2013-05-30 12:45:27 PM
I'm sure everything in this story is totally true.

Brown people are so scary - we should live in fear every day of our lives.  But our Big Brother government will save us - yay!
 
2013-05-30 12:52:52 PM
Being #1 is a pisser job
Being #2 is a shiat job
 
2013-05-30 01:00:48 PM

Gonz: If I ever became a Taliban #2, I think I'd immediately go on Al-Jazeera and call for Iran to recognze Israel's right to exist.

In the long run, it wouldn't matter, but it might make the dude in charge of the drone mission hold off on the Hellfire for a couple of days, just to hear what else I might say.


Given that we kidnap, torture, and illegally detain people for working for Al Jazeera, you might want to go with Fox or something, instead. Neat plan, though.
 
2013-05-30 01:14:57 PM

Magorn: thisiszombocom: Maybe this is an elaborate plan by the taliban to eliminate everyone in their org chart no one likes

It's that biatch Shannon in HR,   she never really got over that time Mullah omar called her a brazen whore for showing up at the Al-Qaeda company picnic in just a hijab rather than a full burkha- and all of Omar's yes-men  laughed at her, and no one came to her defense (even that bastard Ibrahim who'd BOUGHT the hijab for her and assured her it would be "fine").

Ever since then she's been biding her time, and spending most of her days creating new org charts, which "SOMEHOW" get leaked to the CIA


I like this story. I'm sure I can get CNN to run with it. Stay tuned.
 
2013-05-30 10:24:23 PM
Pakistani Taliban select their new #2.

Ah, so a better job offer is why Michelle Bachmann isn't running for reelection.
 
2013-05-30 11:20:49 PM

SurelyShirley: dittybopper: Who is Number 1?

You are Number 6


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There is NO rule #6!
 
2013-05-31 06:51:36 AM

SurelyShirley: dittybopper: Who is Number 1?

You are Number 6


I am not a number.  I am a free man!
 
2013-05-31 11:10:13 AM

dittybopper: SurelyShirley: dittybopper: Who is Number 1?

You are Number 6

I am not a number.  I am a free man!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
 
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