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(WESH Orlando)   Well, wouldn't YOU try to break into a hotel if zombies were chasing you?   ( wesh.com) divider line
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2473 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2013 at 11:23 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-30 11:13:06 AM  
Jensen faces multiple charges, including burglary and throwing a deadly missile into a building.

Why wouldn't you throw the "deadly missile" at the zombies that were chasing you?

Moran.
 
2013-05-30 11:19:14 AM  
No way, I am heading straight for the Winchester!  It's only safe place.
 
2013-05-30 11:26:14 AM  
And he tried to break into cars beforehand to find tobacco because zombies HATE smokers.
 
2013-05-30 11:29:45 AM  
with a doughnut-sized chunk of concrete

Cop measuring
 
2013-05-30 11:33:45 AM  
"Florida" Tag has been burning some rubber and getting good traction on FARK, today.

/Yay, us

//shout out to other Florida farkers
 
2013-05-30 11:39:52 AM  

blatz514: Jensen faces multiple charges, including burglary and throwing a deadly missile into a building.

Why wouldn't you throw the "deadly missile" at the zombies that were chasing you?

Moran.


They are already dead.
 
2013-05-30 11:42:04 AM  
No, I'd break into Bill Murray's home.

screenplayhowto.com

/be sure to double tap
 
2013-05-30 11:49:42 AM  
Why didn't the cops arrest the zombies for chasing him?
 
2013-05-30 12:19:23 PM  

neversubmit: blatz514: Jensen faces multiple charges, including burglary and throwing a deadly missile into a building.

Why wouldn't you throw the "deadly missile" at the zombies that were chasing you?

Moran.

They are already dead.


You can never be too sure.
 
2013-05-30 12:21:44 PM  

stuffy: Why didn't the cops arrest the zombies for chasing him?


Zombies are physiologically incapable of decision making, therefore, a conviction is nearly impossible. Better to go after the lesser criminal and get some sort of conviction on the ol' resume`.
 
2013-05-30 12:26:52 PM  

blatz514: neversubmit: blatz514: Jensen faces multiple charges, including burglary and throwing a deadly missile into a building.

Why wouldn't you throw the "deadly missile" at the zombies that were chasing you?

Moran.

They are already dead.

You can never be too sure.


But that would make them undead zombies!
 
2013-05-30 12:47:46 PM  
www.wesh.com
That is just some unfortunate watermark placement. I keep seeing glasses on this guy. What a stupid idea.
 
2013-05-30 12:56:34 PM  
Adam Baldwin has really gone to hell.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-30 01:25:22 PM  

abhorrent1: with a doughnut-sized chunk of concrete

Cop measuring


Actually, these concrete barriers are quite common in Florida. I had forgotten all about them until this article. Those little sprinkler heads get expensive (I suppose), and you don't want some doofus with a mower wrecking one.

Mmmmmmm dooooonuts.
 
2013-05-30 02:48:39 PM  
Well, I'd be more likely to break Out of one...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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