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(Sun Sentinel)   Florida man busted for allegedly humping business' door. Must have been some set of knockers on that door   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Lake Worth, revolving doors  
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1763 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2013 at 11:55 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-30 11:08:35 AM  
"Thank you, Doctor!"

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2013-05-30 11:33:03 AM  
 
2013-05-30 11:55:40 AM  
Probably had a bad connection.  Also, we are all living in an MMO.
 
2013-05-30 11:57:43 AM  

give me doughnuts: "Thank you, Doctor!"

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Came for this but was hoping for some Marty Feldman as well.
 
2013-05-30 12:00:16 PM  
+1 subby
 
2013-05-30 12:00:59 PM  
You have to read the article while listening to Bobby Brown's "Humping Around".
 
2013-05-30 12:05:33 PM  
Florida Man, he's always getting himself into trouble.
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-30 12:05:50 PM  
He's just getting door to door tail, man.

/s
 
2013-05-30 12:11:36 PM  
~Come on knocker our door.....We'll be waiting for you.....~
 
2013-05-30 12:14:59 PM  
Good job ripping the punchline from the article, subby.
 
2013-05-30 12:15:32 PM  
Momma put my pants to the ground
I don't need them anymore
This old black snake is comin' round
feel like humpin on a business door.
 
2013-05-30 12:18:33 PM  
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2013-05-30 12:24:03 PM  

SlagginOff: Good job ripping the punchline from the article, subby.


Agreed.  But, it got lit up, so....
 
2013-05-30 12:28:06 PM  
Sounds like he's moving up.

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2013-05-30 12:29:51 PM  
I'm glad he wasn't trying to do a glory knob.
 
2013-05-30 12:50:47 PM  
He's clearly unhinged...
 
2013-05-30 01:01:39 PM  
www.contemporarynomad.com
 
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