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(WFSB Connecticut)   Hello, 911: I want to report my pimp is harassing me, but could you come by in 20 minutes, I need to finish someone. Thanks   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Pendelton Drive, East Hartford, pimps  
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4067 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2013 at 10:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-30 09:14:16 AM  
"I thought it would take police a while to show up, so I figured I'd just turn a trick."

That's just good time management right there.
2013-05-30 09:55:25 AM
2013-05-30 10:37:22 AM  
You paid $200 for that?
2013-05-30 10:42:54 AM  
$200 for her, no thanks I'll pass
2013-05-30 10:48:47 AM  
Dear Consumerist;

people normally write to talk about bad customer experiences but I have a positive story.  last week  {redacted} was servicing me but her manager {redacted} was giving her a hard time.  It got to the point where she had to call the police but instead of stopping to talk to them she finished me off first.
2013-05-30 10:49:04 AM  
The hos need to form a union. That would cut way down on pimp harassment.
2013-05-30 11:04:44 AM  
You paid $200 for that?
This, x 1000
2013-05-30 11:05:58 AM  
So the john was arrested, the girl was arrested, but nothing happened to the pimp?

Way to make sure that women being victimized by pimps feel safe turning to the police guys. Protect and serve indeed.
2013-05-30 12:01:46 PM  

Sybarite: "I thought it would take police a while to show up, so I figured I'd just turn a trick."

That's just good time management right there.

She's a self-starter, with a good eye for business.

Put her in a slightly different industry, and she'll be a millionaire.
2013-05-30 12:06:25 PM  

Russ1642: You paid $200 for that?

Pimpin' ain't easy, ya' know.
2013-05-30 03:58:06 PM  
Checks article:

Waste Haven. 'Nuff said.
2013-05-30 05:02:44 PM  
She'd be cute if she wasn't on about 30 different drugs, it looks like.

/I'd take her cheap, though.
//Not 200.
2013-05-31 09:55:48 AM  
Prostitution laws are ridiculous, lets get rid of them. Let the people have sex, its none of anyone else's concern what two consenting adults do with their own time and money.
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