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(Opposing Views)   Protip: If you steal a phone, don't immediately follow that up by taking pictures of yourself on it   ( divider line
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2266 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2013 at 10:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-30 10:14:18 AM  
What else would you use a phone for?
2013-05-30 10:27:16 AM  
You can tell he stole it because he always wanted one.
2013-05-30 11:05:46 AM  
False flag against Obama voters.
2013-05-30 11:11:31 AM  
It cannot be overstated how little some people don't know about the capabilities of smart phones.

If it weren't for the photo, the likely could have tracked it with GPS.  It seems almost a miracle to me that anyone actually gets away with phone theft unless the theif wipes the memory on it almost instantly.

I have an app on my phone that I can send a text message to it, and it will immediately respond back with the lattitude and longitude of it's location.  I actually installed it on both my phone and my wife's because she has a tendency to lose it from time to time.
2013-05-30 01:13:07 PM  
Due to the multiple, loud assurances from Fark that nobody in the history of ever has been arrested for posting evidence of their crime on the internet aside from Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, I can only assume that this story never actually happened.
2013-05-30 06:03:18 PM  
They should also arrest him for having eyes that go different directions.
2013-05-30 11:10:26 PM  
One time somebody left their phone in the common area of our dorm in college. I immediately took a picture of my penis with it, set it as the background picture, and texted it to everybody in the address book before putting it back on the table where I found it.
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