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(Daily Mail)   After killing Bigfoot I was going to throw my tin foil hat away, then the helicopters showed up   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-05-30 09:37:50 AM  
Lulz, redneckistanis are so amusing. Those people are always getting up to hijinks and jokes. Darned shame how they treat their women, tho.
 
2013-05-30 10:18:15 AM  
Oddly, the picture in TFA is of the bridge at a state park in Bedford county. And under that small falls, is a foot print in the stone ledge.
I know it well. As kids, we used to call it the Devil's footprint.
There is a suspension bridge near that one. It is on the way to balanced rock.
that should be enough hints, if you want to check it out in person.
 
2013-05-30 10:21:59 AM  

willfullyobscure: Lulz, redneckistanis are so amusing. Those people are always getting up to hijinks and jokes. Darned shame how they treat their women, tho.


Pennsylvania?
 
2013-05-30 10:26:31 AM  
It seems like if a bigfoot was really shot that those black, unmarked helicopters would have showed up rather than army helicopters.

I hate those black, unmarked helicopters. They fly around in the area of my house often. I always wonder why.
 
2013-05-30 10:41:46 AM  
So he shot a street lamp?
 
2013-05-30 11:01:33 AM  

take_flight: It seems like if a bigfoot was really shot that those black, unmarked helicopters would have showed up rather than army helicopters.

I hate those black, unmarked helicopters. They fly around in the area of my house often. I always wonder why.


Pot farm spotters most likely
 
2013-05-30 11:03:55 AM  
If learned anything from TV shows, "Experts" call these creatures "Squatches". It sounds more scientific than bigfoot.
 
2013-05-30 11:15:50 AM  

boarch: take_flight: It seems like if a bigfoot was really shot that those black, unmarked helicopters would have showed up rather than army helicopters.

I hate those black, unmarked helicopters. They fly around in the area of my house often. I always wonder why.

Pot farm spotters most likely


They missed a few then. My husband thinks it's the pipeline, but that makes no sense because the pipeline is finished, and they have their own helicopters. These are government for sure. Other people think it's because we live in close proximity to NYC water supply AND a Muslim "camp", but again, they have their own helicopters, and my house is around 5 or 6 miles away. There was a guy that was wanted by the feds for a boatload of theft/tax evasion, but he turned himself in and was already sentenced.

Who knows...
 
2013-05-30 11:37:34 AM  
Big Foot is out of season anyway.  I'm not too sure about turkey season in PA but here in DC turkey season lasts as long as Congress is in session.
 
2013-05-30 11:58:28 AM  

take_flight: boarch: take_flight: It seems like if a bigfoot was really shot that those black, unmarked helicopters would have showed up rather than army helicopters.

I hate those black, unmarked helicopters. They fly around in the area of my house often. I always wonder why.

Pot farm spotters most likely

They missed a few then. My husband thinks it's the pipeline, but that makes no sense because the pipeline is finished, and they have their own helicopters. These are government for sure. Other people think it's because we live in close proximity to NYC water supply AND a Muslim "camp", but again, they have their own helicopters, and my house is around 5 or 6 miles away. There was a guy that was wanted by the feds for a boatload of theft/tax evasion, but he turned himself in and was already sentenced.

Who knows...


Down here, the state IRS also like to use then to count cows etc
 
2013-05-30 12:38:30 PM  
Holy crap I hate Daily Mail (and everybody else) who does these troll-y headlines. What happened to writing a good headline? This stupid "ask a question, then answer it" style is grating and annoying.

"Man Sees Bear Tracks, Calls 911 to Report Bigfoot"

Bam, done.
 
2013-05-30 12:41:17 PM  

boarch: willfullyobscure: Lulz, redneckistanis are so amusing. Those people are always getting up to hijinks and jokes. Darned shame how they treat their women, tho.

Pennsylvania?


Once you get out of Philly and the environs, you get to Amish country.  Outside of Amish country things can get... rustic fast.  The area between Pittsburgh and Erie east to Harrisburg is called "Pennsyltucky" by a lot of people.  The Southern Tier and Finger Lakes region of New York is the same way (although all of them tend to make fun of anyone living north of Watertown).
 
2013-05-30 01:45:12 PM  
My bet is some idiot in a Bigfoot costume got shot. Now someone is trying to cover there ass.
 
2013-05-30 06:24:28 PM  
It's a good golly gosh darn thing the shooter was the last person left in the Western Hemisphere without a cell camera on him to snap a clear picture.
 
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