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(WTSP)   Protip: If you are the 57-year-old creepy guy in English class, don't write an essay called "Hot For Teacher" in your class journal describing what you would do to her. They hate that, even if they are hot   (on.wtsp.com) divider line 190
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2013-05-30 10:20:32 AM
I think of all the education that I missed, but then my homework was never quite like this.

/I don't feel tardy.
 
2013-05-30 10:50:48 AM
It's a coffee table book...
 
2013-05-30 11:02:09 AM

He should have made it a poem

i159.photobucket.com

Much classier
 
2013-05-30 11:09:45 AM
s1.ibtimes.com

Meh.  I could drink her pretty.
 
2013-05-30 11:12:27 AM

UberDave: It's a coffee table book...


Sultry.
 
2013-05-30 11:12:42 AM
One of the good things about getting old is that you just stop giving a fark about what other people think.
 
2013-05-30 11:12:51 AM

UberDave: It's a coffee table book...


A writer writes.
 
2013-05-30 11:13:37 AM

UberDave: It's a coffee table book...


A writer writes. Always.
 
2013-05-30 11:15:13 AM
is that a mugshot of Zoe Bell on the side bar of TFA?
 
2013-05-30 11:15:40 AM
This guys sounds like a douche.
 
2013-05-30 11:15:59 AM
He pays taxes, ergo according to him, he owns the university.  Can't he just reenroll himself?

Congratulations bin laden, you just won.
 
2013-05-30 11:16:18 AM
Waldo still hasn't made any friends, so sad.
 
2013-05-30 11:16:25 AM
What if he wrote she was hideous, smelly, and had cooties?
 
2013-05-30 11:16:48 AM

Citrate1007: This guys sounds like a douche.


Possibly, but based off the information in TFA, the University will lose the lawsuit.
 
2013-05-30 11:16:49 AM
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
 
2013-05-30 11:18:11 AM
That was only an okay episode of New Girl.
 
2013-05-30 11:19:46 AM

UberDave: It's a coffee table book...


It's whacking material.
 
2013-05-30 11:20:13 AM
Guess he shoulda tried looking more like Tom Hanks.
 
2013-05-30 11:20:34 AM

vudukungfu: What if he wrote she was hideous, smelly, and had cooties?


She would have given him an F. You can't win in these situations. I bet if dude looked like Denzell or George Clooney she wouldn't have thought that this was inappropriate.
 
2013-05-30 11:20:50 AM
i40.tinypic.com

Wow, it's like they know me.
 
2013-05-30 11:20:55 AM
Interesting side note ....in his world the SEXUAL HARRASER is the victim....  It's all part of my new book  "How middle aged white men are victims, now that they get away with bad behavior slightly less often"


/soon to be a middle aged white man.
 
2013-05-30 11:24:48 AM
I'm surprised that she didn't fall all over him, given that he's a taxpayer and he owns that university.


/if he owns where she works, does that make him her pimp?
 
2013-05-30 11:25:09 AM

UberDave: It's a coffee table book...


A writer writes, always.
 
2013-05-30 11:25:20 AM
You can tell the guy is ugly because the prof didn't respond by sexing him.
 
2013-05-30 11:25:39 AM

Carousel Beast: Citrate1007: This guys sounds like a douche.

Possibly, but based off the information in TFA, the University will lose the lawsuit.


Will probably settle out of court.
The teacher should have dealt with it like an adult, imo.
 
2013-05-30 11:26:56 AM
The guy is a douche and obviously a regular Daily Mail reader, but you can't ask people to be honest about what they think of you and then get upset when they are.
 
2013-05-30 11:26:57 AM
This is old. Why are they just reporting on this now?
 
2013-05-30 11:28:41 AM
Not sure if this should be a follow-up or repeat????
 
2013-05-30 11:29:18 AM
It was the spooge stains that screwed him.

/heh
 
2013-05-30 11:29:33 AM
How many professors have pleaded the first for much much much worst things said, and the journal wasn't at all inappropriate, it was an assignment and he kept the writings pretty mild. The only issue here is another woman overreacting over unwanted attention.

College should be a place of open expression, I didn't really read anything over the line, much less criminal. That guy is going to win his law suit.
 
2013-05-30 11:30:15 AM

WhippingBoy: One of the good things about getting old is that you just stop giving a fark about what other people think.


+1

English teacher my sophomore year was the cutest little thing.  She frequently wore good-fitting slacks and caught me staring at her butt multiple times.
 
2013-05-30 11:31:10 AM

UberDave: It's a coffee table book...


i1168.photobucket.com

How do you spell your name again?
 
2013-05-30 11:31:22 AM
Came for "whacking material," left satisfied.

/That sounds about right.
 
2013-05-30 11:31:25 AM
He's not wrong about the political correctness. Basically its the word "stacked" that got him kicked out. He should have said "this womyn's robust secondary sexual characteristics appealed to my hetro-normative appetites thus perpetuating the mysoganistic patriarchy. For which I truly feel ashamed."

Then he'd get an A
 
2013-05-30 11:32:15 AM

Carousel Beast: Citrate1007: This guys sounds like a douche.

Possibly, but based off the information in TFA, the University will lose the lawsuit.


Yes it is an over-reaction by the school, but this dude sounds like someone who was laid off and getting a federally funded WIA scholarship to pay for his school who also happens to be a Tea Bagger (given the Osama comment).  There will be an article on a freeper site written by this guy about Tea Bagging a liberal professor/college.
 
2013-05-30 11:32:27 AM
I'm curious to know, how did he think the teacher was going to receive it?

He's making it a matter of freedom of speech.  No one is saying he can't write what he wants, but when he was handing in that writing to the teacher he targeted, shouldn't he consider that that might not be the best decision?

It's possible he wanted a fight.  And he didn't expect to be expelled.
 
2013-05-30 11:33:23 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wow, it's like they know me.


You. You are a very funny man.
 
2013-05-30 11:34:59 AM
Corlett wrote, "Tall, blonde, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile."

That's it?  That's all he wrote?

If that's true, I'd sue them myself.
 
2013-05-30 11:36:20 AM
Shouldn't the rule be 'if you're a 57 year-old creepy guy, you shouldn't be in English class'?
 
2013-05-30 11:36:54 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Corlett wrote, "Tall, blonde, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile."

That's it?  That's all he wrote?

If that's true, I'd sue them myself.


No he wrote a lot more and had some paragraphs in the video.  It was sexual harassment.
 
2013-05-30 11:38:07 AM

Wolf892: He's not wrong about the political correctness. Basically its the word "stacked" that got him kicked out. He should have said "this womyn's robust secondary sexual characteristics appealed to my hetro-normative appetites thus perpetuating the mysoganistic patriarchy. For which I truly feel ashamed."

Then he'd get an A


It only serves to make the teacher-student relationship strained right from the beginning.
The teacher's reaction was fine, but maybe not the college for kicking him out.

Based on his short speech I'd say he wouldn't have trouble filling out a diary of ways the liberals have ruined his country. He can fantasize about giving her an ultrasound wanding on his own time.
 
2013-05-30 11:38:45 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Corlett wrote, "Tall, blonde, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile."

That's it?  That's all he wrote?

If that's true, I'd sue them myself.


I think there was more.

So, in one passage Corlett wrote, "Tall, blonde, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile."   No telling whats in the other passages.

Also, strikes me a typical hypocritical tea bag douche.

And for the guy upthread who doesn't care what people think, and you got caught staring at your teachers ass, you're a creep.
 
2013-05-30 11:41:01 AM

WhippingBoy: One of the good things about getting old is that you just stop giving a fark about what other people think.


this appears to be the cornerstone of thought that created the Tea party.

quote from douchebag:   "Osama Bin Laden himself couldn't have come up with a better way for our country to commit suicide than with this political correctness being perpetuated on our nation's campuses."

whining about 'political correctness'... bragging about his wealth and the amount of taxes he pays... how he 'owns the university' ... 56 years old and attending some junior college... being creepy perv who thinks younger women should find him irresistible...filing lawsuit for $2 mil when they ask creepy perv to leave...  this guy has tea bagger written all over him in a large font.
 
2013-05-30 11:41:08 AM
garykordan.photographyblogsites.com

www.theglobaldispatch.com
 
2013-05-30 11:42:30 AM
www.jeffsmorbidthoughts.com
 
2013-05-30 11:43:31 AM
Someone has watched Back to School one too many times.

clclt.com
At least he didn't ask her to help him with his Longfellow.
 
2013-05-30 11:44:11 AM

blatz514: [s1.ibtimes.com image 320x240]

Meh.  I could drink her pretty.


Well, the dude is 57.  That's hot for a guy that's 57.
 
2013-05-30 11:44:14 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-30 11:46:03 AM

PsyLord: Someone has watched Back to School one too many times.

[clclt.com image 400x300]
At least he didn't ask her to help him with his Longfellow.



Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?
 
2013-05-30 11:47:13 AM
Blaming "political correctness" A.K.A. pulling out your "Licensed To Douchebag" card.
 
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