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(Short List)   Ever look at your burger and think, this bun would be better if it was two deep-fried slabs of lasagna?   (shortlist.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-30 09:37:37 AM  
USA!  USA!  USA!
 
2013-05-30 09:38:52 AM  
Don't be silly. No one would be retarded enough to come up with that shia....

~reads article~

WTF?!?!? Damnit.
 
2013-05-30 09:38:53 AM  
I don't like a burger that I need a knife and fork to eat.
 
2013-05-30 09:39:55 AM  
I'm sure it tastes good and everything but I can't imagine eating one without making a huge mess. Who wants to go out to eat and end up looking like one of those kids eating spaghetti o's on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
 
2013-05-30 09:39:58 AM  
No.

Just.... NO.
 
2013-05-30 09:40:14 AM  
I would would eat this.
 
2013-05-30 09:40:22 AM  
That isn't a real burger.
 
2013-05-30 09:40:30 AM  
The only possible way that this burger would make nutritional sense is if you were about to run a marathon. Maybe two. For this is carb-loading taken to the extreme.

Dear author,

Do you know what "carbs" are?
 
2013-05-30 09:41:19 AM  
Uhhh... I would eat it once.

/would would.
 
2013-05-30 09:41:22 AM  
Our struggle with obesity has ended.

/we surrendered
 
2013-05-30 09:41:32 AM  
Dear America,

This is why you're fat.
 
2013-05-30 09:41:54 AM  
FUCH YES!
 
2013-05-30 09:42:46 AM  
Meh, call me weird, but I'll stick with your standard cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a kaiser roll.
 
2013-05-30 09:47:25 AM  
Look I'm a fatass American who's working on it (4am, 3miles a day, 5 days a week, i hate this part of my life), but that just looks gross. I'd punch your mom in the face though for those parm fries right now.
 
2013-05-30 09:48:06 AM  

theknuckler_33: Meh, call me weird, but I'll stick with your standard cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a kaiser roll.


Maybe some Heinz 57, french fries... cold draft beer. That sounds heavenly.
 
2013-05-30 09:48:09 AM  
Maybe I'm the weird one, I think it looks delicious!
 
2013-05-30 09:49:52 AM  

Gonz: theknuckler_33: Meh, call me weird, but I'll stick with your standard cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a kaiser roll.

Maybe some Heinz 57, french fries... cold draft beer. That sounds heavenly.


Yea, I intentionally left out the condiments. I can take or leave the fries. I'll take some cole slaw and a deviled egg

... and that cold draft beer ;-)
 
2013-05-30 09:50:43 AM  
Needs 3 or 4 fried eggs on top, I can have it for breakfast.

/eggs are good for you!
 
2013-05-30 09:51:22 AM  
Ditch the deep-frying and I'm in.

/ that may be the first time I've ever said that
// i sound fat
 
2013-05-30 09:52:37 AM  
This place has a hell of a lot better burgers here.  Food Pron.

http://pytphilly.com/
 
2013-05-30 09:56:38 AM  
If I'm in Philly I'd rather eat a cheesesteak, but not from Geno's or Pat's, those places suck.
 
2013-05-30 09:58:09 AM  
What idiot decided the Internet looks better with text of this color on a white background?
 
2013-05-30 10:02:18 AM  
Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!! Lard Ass!!
 
2013-05-30 10:03:12 AM  
I just want to be in the middle seat between the two inventors, who make Christie look anorexic.

i.i.com.com
 
2013-05-30 10:15:14 AM  
Hey, America?  Look, just because you can doesn't mean you should.  This would be one such example.
 
2013-05-30 10:18:03 AM  
Nope. Then again, my cooking skills have progressed beyond "deep-fry ALL THE THINGS!"
 
2013-05-30 10:23:39 AM  

Psychopusher: Hey, America?  Look, just because you can doesn't mean you should.  This would be one such example.


"Hey guys, we just made cancer airborne and contagious. You're welcome! We're science, all about coulda not shoulda."
-Patton
 
2013-05-30 10:54:51 AM  
Why do people get so "omg that's gross" when someone tries to make some new dish like this?

The reaction happened when KFC brought out the double down. Everyone assumed it's an instant heart attack, when in actuality it was probably quite a bit better than a normal chicken sandwich.
 
2013-05-30 11:51:53 AM  
So, basically this is fried mozzarella cheese slabs as a bun, instead of as an appetizer.

I fail to see the problem. That sounds kind of awesome.
 
2013-05-30 12:02:36 PM  
Does it come with a diet Coke?
 
2013-05-30 12:10:03 PM  
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2013-05-30 12:13:36 PM  

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who just sets a burger on the table with no plate?
 
2013-05-30 12:15:47 PM  
just NO.
 
2013-05-30 02:01:05 PM  

theknuckler_33: Gonz: theknuckler_33: Meh, call me weird, but I'll stick with your standard cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a kaiser roll.

Maybe some Heinz 57, french fries... cold draft beer. That sounds heavenly.

Yea, I intentionally left out the condiments. I can take or leave the fries. I'll take some cole slaw and a deviled egg

... and that cold draft beer ;-)


Medium rare, with mustard be nice. Heaven on Earth with an onion slice. Not too particular, not too precise. Worth every damned bit of sacrifice.
 
2013-05-30 07:00:01 PM  
Shut Up And Take My Money!!!!
 
2013-05-30 08:33:48 PM  

saluteyourshorts: Why do people get so "omg that's gross" when someone tries to make some new dish like this?

The reaction happened when KFC brought out the double down. Everyone assumed it's an instant heart attack, when in actuality it was probably quite a bit better than a normal chicken sandwich.


It was still nasty.
 
2013-05-30 11:38:12 PM  
Could be the fact that fast food is pretty descent where I live, and maintain a healthy diet is not really a problem... but I would try that at least once...
 
2013-05-31 02:30:32 AM  

Gonz: I don't like a burger that I need a knife and fork to eat.


That's actually a good point. Judging solely from the pic in TFA, that's really not a burger anymore. Certainly not a sandwich to be held with your hand. It's a...thing which requires knife and fork.

I'm not sure what to call it, honestly. Casserole?
 
2013-05-31 01:59:30 PM  
sounds like an episode of epic meal time.
 
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