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(Daily Mail)   World's last man born in the 19th century turns 116, still complains that he can't date older women   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, oldest living, Prime Minister of Japan, Jiroemon Kimura, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe  
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2876 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2013 at 10:01 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-30 10:07:15 AM  
are they sure he's alive?
2013-05-30 10:08:44 AM  
That looks like a fantastic existence....I'm sure each day is a joy to be alive.
2013-05-30 10:14:53 AM  
At his age he can date the girls that hung out with his granddaughters and no one will care.
2013-05-30 10:20:41 AM  
Can he even close his mouth?
2013-05-30 10:29:17 AM  
Damn, how depressing must it be to be so old that your GRANDCHILDREN have already died from old age?
2013-05-30 10:35:11 AM  
I'd imagine that a happy ending would give him a happy ending.
2013-05-30 11:02:44 AM  
I'm so goddamn old that I remember, when I was a little kid, when all old people--people old enough for Social Security, anyway--were born in the 19th Century. Hell, 3 of my own 4 grandparents were. Its weird to think that there's now only one living man born in the 19th Century. Holy shiat, I'm old.
2013-05-30 11:17:46 AM  
He's displaying the classic "O" sign.
2013-05-30 11:39:40 AM
2013-05-30 11:40:25 AM  

adammpower: are they sure he's alive?

"You're not fooling anyone, you know."
2013-05-30 11:44:15 AM  
In 2013 to be 116 years old he had to be born in 1897.

Somehow I doubt that he was the last man born in 19th century.

Last man born who is still alive, may be who knows? Who can be sure that the 2nd oldest person on earth is less than 113 years old or less?
2013-05-30 01:08:50 PM  
Yes, that's sobering. I too am old enough to have known several people born in the 1800's.
2013-05-30 10:24:26 PM  
That's no way to live.
2013-05-31 12:24:13 AM  

Twist2005: Can he even close his mouth?

Yeah, he was talking in a linked video.
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