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(NJ.com)   A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says:   (nj.com) divider line 55
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2013-05-30 09:19:26 AM
The sad part is there is no end to that joke.  He just made up the first half.  This frustrated me for a long time.
 
2013-05-30 09:22:36 AM
*dusts off clothes*

I forgot my pencil.
 
2013-05-30 09:32:17 AM
Naked lady says: Not while I have this salami
 
2013-05-30 09:33:04 AM
Gimme a bottle of anything.  And a glazed donut.  To go.
 
2013-05-30 09:33:36 AM
Its NJ, not like there is anything else to do
 
2013-05-30 09:33:56 AM
content6.flixster.com
 
2013-05-30 09:34:42 AM
"Guuuurl, ah need me some skrimps!"
 
2013-05-30 09:34:47 AM
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
 
2013-05-30 09:34:49 AM
Awesome, subby. Truly awesome.
 
2013-05-30 09:35:18 AM
chrisdevoss.files.wordpress.com

What was that ruckus ?
 
2013-05-30 09:35:53 AM

Mad Scientist: Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


HAHAHAHAHAERK

*thunk*
 
2013-05-30 09:36:18 AM
Blonde says "Have you seen any underage drinkers hiding around here?"
Bartender says "No, but if you hide that poodle I'll hide that salami."
(crash)
Policeman says "No you won't."
 
2013-05-30 09:37:04 AM
Naked lady says; give me a blender.
 
2013-05-30 09:40:42 AM
Can you describe the ruckus?
 
2013-05-30 09:42:42 AM
Naked lady says "Hold this poodle still while I do my wurst."
 
2013-05-30 09:45:15 AM

enry: Gimme a bottle of anything.  And a glazed donut.  To go.


Not if you were the LAST immigrant grocer on Earth.. Honey
 
2013-05-30 09:46:12 AM

Ever seen a poodle bludgeoned to death with a salami?


/farking hates poodles.

 
2013-05-30 09:47:33 AM
Naked lady says, "Suck it, Trebek."
 
2013-05-30 09:47:39 AM
www.itsasickness.com

"I'll have two tall Mexicans....  And what do you have to drink around here??"
 
2013-05-30 09:48:14 AM
Very clever subby. 10/10
 
2013-05-30 09:48:17 AM
I normally get obscure movie references, but until I saw the picture of Bender, that one went totally over my head.

Anyway...  Who hasn't been to a party that got busted up by the cops?  That only happened to me once, and I was one of the ones that got away.  I actually really don't remember how.  But I was having a great time right up until that happened.
 
2013-05-30 09:50:19 AM
Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
 
2013-05-30 09:50:59 AM
 
2013-05-30 09:51:01 AM

Shakes: Very clever subby. 10/10


Well this one went right over my head. I even reloaded the link because I thought I was reading the wrong article.
 
2013-05-30 09:52:40 AM

DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like NSFW


Wow that chick is butter....
 
2013-05-30 09:54:45 AM

MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like NSFW

Wow that chick is butter....


Is that good or bad? I'm out of touch on today's lingo.
 
2013-05-30 09:54:56 AM
No, but can I get something for the dog? I hate to eat alone.
 
2013-05-30 09:59:29 AM
chrisdevoss.files.wordpress.com
You just bought one more.
 
2013-05-30 10:00:13 AM
chrisdevoss.files.wordpress.com
You want another one?
 
2013-05-30 10:01:46 AM

MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like NSFW

Wow that chick is butter....



The hands are scarier than the face.  That's alright, there's plenty else worth looking at.
 
2013-05-30 10:02:31 AM
Bravo subby.
 
2013-05-30 10:03:48 AM
Awesome.

And kudos to the party thrower. From the names looks like there was a nice ration of boys/girls.

Kind of messed up that the adults (18,19 year olds) are so scared of getting pinched by the fuzz for underage drinking they will try to break out of windows and ruin property. The only real problem they were causing appears to be noise.

Just tell them to quiet down or you'll be back to arrest everyone and be done with it.
 
2013-05-30 10:06:16 AM

rnatalie: [chrisdevoss.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]
You want another one?


img.ksl.com

Yes
 
2013-05-30 10:07:46 AM
Okay, someone has to explain this to me. Presumably this is a Breakfast Club reference but I haven't seen that movie in 20 years.
 
2013-05-30 10:09:12 AM

tnpir: Okay, someone has to explain this to me. Presumably this is a Breakfast Club reference but I haven't seen that movie in 20 years.


Let me youtube that for you since you cant be arsed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OFROViP0J0
 
2013-05-30 10:11:26 AM
"Is this some kind of bust?"
 
2013-05-30 10:17:51 AM
Ithoughtthiswasamerica.png
 
2013-05-30 10:18:36 AM
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh hhhhiiiitttttttttt
 
2013-05-30 10:18:59 AM
 
2013-05-30 10:20:20 AM

Subby is a Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie


Im sure this wouldn't be in the opening scene if this movie was made today
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 10:31:30 AM
www.global-air.com

University of Buffalo student passes out drunk in college president's office. Dean Wormer is really pissed. (new window)
 
2013-05-30 10:37:42 AM

Nogale: Awesome, subby. Truly awesome.


Shakes: Very clever subby. 10/10


Md37: Bravo subby.


Was already used for a "fall through ceiling" Fark headline back in 2008 (article no longer there, but Fark comment section is).

Now get off my lawn.
 
2013-05-30 10:45:11 AM
Who the fark cares what shes says as long as she's attractive, amirite?
 
2013-05-30 10:51:46 AM
"Not in a place where you allow dogs on the counter."
 
2013-05-30 11:04:38 AM

DirkTheDaring: MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like NSFW

Wow that chick is butter....

Is that good or bad? I'm out of touch on today's lingo.


I refuse to use "butta" - cause it sounds.. just awful,
1. A combination of two words: but+her=butta

2. goodie) everything is cute butta face
ie.) its butta baby.
but+her=butta
 
2013-05-30 11:04:50 AM
nobody looked it up.
lol

Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut... to go.
 
2013-05-30 11:05:45 AM

DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like while doing the Grumpy Cat faceNSFW


is that her room key attached to her arm?
 
2013-05-30 11:13:55 AM

MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like NSFW

Wow that chick is butter....

Is that good or bad? I'm out of touch on today's lingo.

I refuse to use "butta" - cause it sounds.. just awful,
1. A combination of two words: but+her=butta

2. goodie) everything is cute butta face
ie.) its butta baby.
but+her=butta


OK, so bad. I'm familiar with the term "butter face" but I wasn't sure that was what you meant.

I took plenty more pics of the other girls, so you may find some that you like. Feel free to have a look through.

MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like while doing the Grumpy Cat faceNSFW

is that her room key attached to her arm?


I think it's a locker key.
 
2013-05-30 11:40:06 AM

Shadow Blasko: tnpir: Okay, someone has to explain this to me. Presumably this is a Breakfast Club reference but I haven't seen that movie in 20 years.

Let me youtube that for you since you cant be arsed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OFROViP0J0


Thanks.

Well done subby, very well done.
 
2013-05-30 12:16:43 PM

DirkTheDaring: MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like NSFW

Wow that chick is butter....

Is that good or bad? I'm out of touch on today's lingo.

I refuse to use "butta" - cause it sounds.. just awful,
1. A combination of two words: but+her=butta

2. goodie) everything is cute butta face
ie.) its butta baby.
but+her=butta

OK, so bad. I'm familiar with the term "butter face" but I wasn't sure that was what you meant.

I took plenty more pics of the other girls, so you may find some that you like. Feel free to have a look through.

MassAsster: DirkTheDaring: What a naked blonde may look like while doing the Grumpy Cat faceNSFW

is that her room key attached to her arm?

I think it's a locker key.


I love your photography, but your html ... well the 90's called.. they want the template back.
I'm bored enough I could help you out a bit if you wanted
 
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