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(NW Florida Daily News)   You know you're living the high life when you serve your crack on fancy gold trays   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 8
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2013-05-30 01:49:26 AM  
They don't have they fancy gold trays in Toronto even if you're the mayor.
 
2013-05-30 01:54:29 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: They don't have they fancy gold trays in Toronto even if you're the mayor.


Yeah, but they have maple-flavoured crack. And the drug dealers even spell it with a "u." Very classy.
 
2013-05-30 09:53:49 AM  
Pettit was charged with possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, marijuana possession and drug equipment possession.

So, crack is available by prescription?
 
2013-05-30 09:59:11 AM  
FTFA:

"The deputy also found a small metal container that contained partially smoked marijuana cigarettes. Reefer."
 
2013-05-30 10:01:35 AM  
Shall I pre-warm your crack pipe, sir?

/crack mansions FTW
 
2013-05-30 10:09:05 AM  
Pfft, arriviste.  Cocaine should be served on mother-of-pearl or ebony.
 
2013-05-30 10:09:41 AM  
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Is so there.
 
2013-05-31 04:41:29 AM  

booger42: Shall I pre-warm your crack pipe, sir?

/crack mansions FTW


Came for this. Leaving... never.
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