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(Press of Atlantic City)   Jersey Shore town wants to establish public decency standards. That's the joke   (pressofatlanticcity.com ) divider line
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2013-05-30 01:46:48 AM  
"You must be at least this orange to go on the beach."
 
2013-05-30 09:48:24 AM  
Is closing the beaches an option? God those are awful "beaches?" up there.....

More like the shoreline on another planet.
 
2013-05-30 09:49:53 AM  
Out of everything god awful about Jersey fashion......they go with baggy pants.
 
2013-05-30 09:50:12 AM  
No body glitter before 5 PM.
 
2013-05-30 09:50:28 AM  
Maybe they watched the show and said to themselves, "Christ, we're THIS much of a joke?"
 
2013-05-30 09:51:37 AM  
If you don't have enough hair gel, there will be stations all along the beach.
 
2013-05-30 09:55:40 AM  
Just cracks me up that Wildwood, the legendary home of all east coast Rock and Roll, would do this. Maybe the crowd are as old as Dick Clark and as dead.
 
2013-05-30 09:57:17 AM  
A better law would be that all clothing/bathing suits cover up STDs
 
2013-05-30 10:00:32 AM  
Yeah, baggy pants suck
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2013-05-30 10:01:52 AM  

BitwiseShift: Just cracks me up that Wildwood, the legendary home of all east coast Rock and Roll, would do this. Maybe the crowd are as old as Dick Clark and as dead.


Well the darkies go to Wildwood. We can't be having any chocolates in our dear town, govnuh.
 
2013-05-30 10:07:01 AM  

BitwiseShift: Just cracks me up that Wildwood, the legendary home of all east coast Rock and Roll, would do this. Maybe the crowd are as old as Dick Clark and as dead.


Wildwood went to shiat for a few decades. The past 15 years or so has had the city trying to bring itself back to being a good family destination. Their plan seemed to have two parts: reference 'doo-wop' whenever possible, and get the 'poors' to move out of town.
 
2013-05-30 10:24:19 AM  
Totally unrelated CSB (except that it's related to Wildwood.)

So one day, I'm at work at the bakery.  My buddy wants me to go on a road trip to Wildwood.  But I have to work...  As it turns out, the power went out.  We had to close.  So, I called my buddy, and the road trip was on!

We went down there, met some people, got good and drunk, spent the night in my car (for lack of anywhere else to sleep).  The next morning I drove home.  I walk in the door, and my grandmother is sitting there telling me that my mother is worried sick!  I never told her where I was going or when I'd be back.

This is where the story gets weird.  The bakery exploded when the power came back on.  By my mother's thinking, I was supposed to be working there at the time.  Needless to say she was furious and relieved at the same time.

Now, this is what happened...   The gas on the oven has an electric pilot light.  And the gas is supposed to shut off if the power goes out.  But the owner had jury rigged it with a pen or something, so the valve never closed.  The oven filled with gas overnight.  When he hit the start on the oven the next morning, BOOOM!!!!

At least I had a great time in Wildwood.
 
2013-05-30 10:33:37 AM  
I think snipers with a greenlight to shoot any guy with his ass hanging out of his pants right in the buttcheeks would fix this problem.
 
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