duffblue: Funny, according to the Fark Left, police are the paragons of society. Why would you need a gun when we have these exemplary embodiments of perfection to defend you?
RussianPooper: duffblue: Funny, according to the Fark Left, police are the paragons of society. Why would you need a gun when we have these exemplary embodiments of perfection to defend you?You're right, having a gun would have made that situation much better.
MurphyMurphy: He's lucky he wasn't killed. He may yet be... no one here would even be surprised to read a follow up on how he's tried as an adult and thrown into the penal slavery system.All because a cop decided to wreck his farking life.Which they do, all the time, because there is no check and balance against thug police doing whatever they want.Because you have owners.They farking own you.And there isn't shiat you can ever do to stop one from destroying your entire world and everything you ever cared about.Because if they couldn't: THEY WOULDN'T OWN YOU ANYMORESo the criminal thug army marches on.And now thanks to Bush they can confiscate anything they can make up a half-assed story about to bolster their own annual toy budgets.(because our owners love their thug army, but they'd much prefer if YOU paid for it)If I was a terribly irresponsible person with no heart and a no sense of right or wrong...I'd be a cop.No, lol, well maybe, but that's not what I was about to say.If I was a terribly irresponsible person with no heart and a no sense of right or wrong... I'd start to think:Kill a cop - save a citizenBut what a monster I'd be to suggest that. That would be villainy and murderous vengeance the likes of which we haven't seen since our founding fathers. As such, I could never condone such an action.How bad are police these days?I'm almost ready to take my chances with the 'police ourselves' gun-toting libertarians. (almost)
LlamaGirl: Well ain't that the shiat?I feel very confused and dirty right now.
ongbok: How in the fark was he rough-housing with another kid on the sand while he was holding a puppy and feeding it with a bottle? I think the cop just saw some kid he wanted to fark with, and when the kid didn't get scared and piss his pants he decided he was going to make him.
StoPPeRmobile: "Police say the 14-year-old kid gave them dehumanizing stares, clenched his fists and appeared threatening."How much of a pussy do you have to be to feel threatened by a 14 year old?I mean they aren't as threatening as a chihuahua.
duffblue: according to the Fark Left
tommyl66: Time to police the police./Call in the Coast Guard
JerkyMeat: Calling all fark cop fluffers! Get fluffing.
RussianPooper: tommyl66: Time to police the police./Call in the Coast GuardWho's going to Cost Guard the Coast Guard?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Meh. That's how teenagers look at everyone. The cops better stay away from the local highschool, a pack of girls would reduce 'em to a puddle of salty tears.
WippitGuud: What is a Fark Left, anyways?/am I Left or Right?
Sybarite: I think that's referred to as "eye farking."
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