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(Some Guy)   Photographer gets babies to cry by (c) stealing candy from them. For Pete's sake, Subby has an ax to grind and is madder than a wet hen with anyone who uses cliches to seem clever   (my719moms.com ) divider line
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2013-05-30 07:24:26 AM  
Isn't this like ten years old?

\Being cruel to invoke emotion was the fricking point.
 
2013-05-30 07:27:23 AM  
What a bunch of pussies
 
2013-05-30 07:30:07 AM  
Photographer in question:

static.comicvine.com

/now recovering from occupational hazard
 
2013-05-30 07:30:26 AM  

For Pete's sake, Subby has an ax to grind and is madder than a wet hen with anyone who uses cliches to seem clever


Cliches should be avoided like the plague.


Passive voice should also be avoided.
 
2013-05-30 07:30:43 AM  
Well Subby, guess we know what really grinds your gears.
 
2013-05-30 07:37:14 AM  
THEY MUST LEARN THAT LIFE IS CRUEL AND UNCARING AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
 
2013-05-30 07:39:04 AM  
I support this, but only because I hate babies.
 
2013-05-30 07:39:26 AM  
Yes this really steams my tomatoes!
 
2013-05-30 07:43:53 AM  
Jill Greenberg is the photographer who acted extremely unprofessionally when The Atlantic hired her to take a cover photo of McCain in the 2008 election.

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2008/09/low-blow/4106/
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2008/09/about-that- mc cain-photo/8825/
 
2013-05-30 07:48:52 AM  
Could have got the same effect taking pictures of the republican congress.
 
2013-05-30 07:49:06 AM  
The old saying is "as easy as taking candy from a baby."

Quit beating us over the head with a dead horse.
 
2013-05-30 07:53:09 AM  
Headline makes me so mad I could spit nails!
 
2013-05-30 07:57:09 AM  
Hell, being in the same room with another crying baby makes them cry. Babies are capable of getting over minor disappointments easily enough.
 
2013-05-30 07:57:27 AM  
What shiatty parents signed up for this?
 
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2013-05-30 08:00:13 AM  
was he then free to wallow in his own crapulence
 
2013-05-30 08:04:10 AM  
Meh, it's a bit unseemly (as is a lot of "art" focusing on kids too young to understand wtf is going on), but as long as she gives the candy back to them after she takes the pic and as long as the parents are there and know what's happening I don't think this is such a big deal.

/Mom of a toddler.
//At this age they cry like it's the end of the world for pretty much any reason anyway.
///Unless you're doing shiat like this to them repeatedly, they'll get over it pretty quickly and be none the worse for wear.
 
2013-05-30 08:04:59 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

This thread's so exciting, it's making my fingernails sweat.
 
2013-05-30 08:05:32 AM  
You know they forgot about it in 5 minutes, right? It's like frightening a gold fish.
 
2013-05-30 08:06:56 AM  
I buy a cute bunny and then skin the bastard in front of the kids to get them to cry for my photos. Not only do I make money from the photos, but I also make money by selling rabbit meat, rabbit fur, lucky rabbit's feet, and videos on how to make children cry by skinning a cute bunny in front of them.
 
2013-05-30 08:08:31 AM  
Anyone, ANYONE, who would make a baby cry deserves the deepest circle in Hell.

/raised 2 as a lone parent, both grown
//still go out of my way to help a crying child
///and stay off my lawn, dammit
 
2013-05-30 08:13:46 AM  
is this old or is she rehashing the same things over and over again

thesmokesignal.com
 
2013-05-30 08:16:08 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: is this old or is she rehashing the same things over and over again

[thesmokesignal.com image 320x280]


Did she take his gold or show him Obamacare?
 
2013-05-30 08:18:46 AM  
they'll get over it.. damn yall..
 
2013-05-30 08:20:37 AM  
www.thecommandzone.com
 
2013-05-30 08:30:59 AM  
I'll bet she was feeling pretty cromulent when taking these photos.
 
2013-05-30 08:40:06 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Isn't this like ten years old?

\Being cruel to invoke emotion was the fricking point.


Yeah, but this started showing up on FB this week so it's new to most people.

www.afterimagegallery.com
Now can we talk about the cruel treatment some guy has subjected these retarded dogs to?

www.tatjanajung.eu
Don't even get me started on what this sicko does to these precious, precious babies.
 
2013-05-30 08:42:19 AM  
Damn you, Cecil Jacobs!
 
2013-05-30 08:48:49 AM  
Wet hens get mad?

/lernimacated something today.
 
2013-05-30 09:05:39 AM  
Mythbusters did it first...
 
2013-05-30 09:14:06 AM  
I remember this exhibit when it first came out five years ago. Lord knows I've used a few of these photos in some Fark threads over the years.
 
2013-05-30 10:15:34 AM  

Sybarite: [www.thecommandzone.com image 850x637]


Nuclear Man
You took a bullet from a very tiny hand
You pulled the plug and society ran
Nuclear Man

Your gazebo
Is bigger than a small island or Reno
And no-one would ever want to see you in a speedo!  (SPEED-OH!)

You got the wine and the high ceilings galore
a thousand dollars knocked you to the floor
and you'd trade it all for just a little more...

Nuclear Man
You took a bullet from a very tiny hand
You pulled the plug and society ran
Nuclear Man

You fighting armies is the stuff of dreams
You keep forgetting sector 7G (SEVEN - GEE!)
You keep your lawyers trapped behind the door
You often send your callers right through the floor

Nuclear Man
You took a bullet from a very tiny hand
You pulled the plug and society ran
Nuclear Man

(queue 20 minute electro-funk jam session.)
 
2013-05-30 02:40:15 PM  
I think it's cute when my kid cries.


First hair cut

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-30 02:42:03 PM  

abhorrent1: Dead for Tax Reasons: is this old or is she rehashing the same things over and over again

[thesmokesignal.com image 320x280]

Did she take his gold or show him Obamacare?


She revealed that she's the sister of that young girl.

/1990
 
2013-05-30 07:24:31 PM  

dryknife: The old saying is "as easy as taking candy from a baby."

Quit beating us over the head with a dead horse.


Anyone who says "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
 
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