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(BBC)   Communist nation seeking to take control of the United States' strategic bacon reserve   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 21
    More: Scary, United States, China's Shuanghui International, American farmers, Smithfield, communist state, Smithfield Foods, richest men  
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2013-05-30 11:12:15 AM  
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our porcine bodily tissues.
 
2013-05-30 11:14:30 AM  
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
www.everydaynodaysoff.com
 
2013-05-30 11:18:08 AM  
REMAIN CALM
AND
EAT TURKEY BACON
 
2013-05-30 11:28:37 AM  

zerkalo: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our porcine bodily tissues.



zerkalo, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating bacon, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate chicharrones, hog jowls, baby back ribs, picnic shoulder, salt pork, trotters... chitterlings. Chitterlings, zerkalo, children's chitterlings. ...
 
2013-05-30 11:30:24 AM  
And jeez, it's only Smithfield. It's not like they bought Nueske's or something.
 
2013-05-30 11:30:39 AM  
This aggression will not stand!

/meh
 
2013-05-30 11:35:25 AM  

Devolving_Spud: REMAIN CALM
AND
EAT TURKEY BACON


farking pinko.  I think we found a 5th Columnist, boys.
 
2013-05-30 11:41:21 AM  
link broken.
 
2013-05-30 11:42:46 AM  
Fun fact: China actually does have a strategic pork reserve.
 
2013-05-30 11:49:54 AM  

Devolving_Spud: REMAIN CALM
AND
EAT TURKEY BACON


I tried turkey bacon once. ONCE.

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Those commies can have my bacon when they pry it from my cold, dead, fat, greasy hands. Which probably wouldn't be too difficult now that I think about it.
 
2013-05-30 12:16:32 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Devolving_Spud: REMAIN CALM
AND
EAT TURKEY BACON

I tried turkey bacon once. ONCE.

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Those commies can have my bacon when they pry it from my cold, dead, fat, greasy hands. Which probably wouldn't be too difficult now that I think about it.


Wait.  Is that real?

Can you get it on Amazon?
 
2013-05-30 12:21:01 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Ivo Shandor: Devolving_Spud: REMAIN CALM
AND
EAT TURKEY BACON

I tried turkey bacon once. ONCE.

[a.tgcdn.net image 400x426]
Those commies can have my bacon when they pry it from my cold, dead, fat, greasy hands. Which probably wouldn't be too difficult now that I think about it.

Wait.  Is that real?

Can you get it on Amazon?


I've seen it on think geek.
 
2013-05-30 12:23:04 PM  
There is no bacon in turkey!
 
2013-05-30 12:24:06 PM  

groppet: I've seen it on think geek.


Googled it.  Can get it directly from the manufacturer and Amazon as well.

64.184.32.112
 
2013-05-30 12:24:21 PM  

divx88: There is no bacon in turkey!


... unless you rolled it in ranch and force fed it to her first
 
2013-05-30 12:37:33 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Can you get it on Amazon?


Canned bacon is pretty common.   And tasty.
 
2013-05-30 01:04:00 PM  
This is the end result of reading all that shiatty Ayn Rand. Our ham reserve getting sold off.
 
2013-05-30 01:36:34 PM  

phaseolus: And jeez, it's only Smithfield. It's not like they bought Nueske's or something.


I go out of my way to get their applewood smoked.  Deli workers look at me funny every time I go there because the conversation goes like this

"Yes, I'd like the Neuske's applewood please."

"Sure thing.  How much do you want."

"All of it."

It's usually only about 3 pounds they have and that will keep me for about 3 weeks.  Great for hangovers.
 
2013-05-30 01:37:35 PM  
Came for Tactical Bacon leaving happy.
 
2013-05-30 04:34:34 PM  
Chinese owned American pork company.

Next up, Bacon with Lead and Cadmium.

And a Chinese CEO saying "Our customers say it tastes better than untampered bacon!"
 
2013-05-31 04:30:34 AM  
Hell hath no fury like an American bacon lover deprived. If there's ever a bacon shortage there will be nationwide panic tantamount to airplanes running out of coffee -- except no Leslie Nielson ready to biatchslap people into normalcy.

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