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(Daily Mail)   Teacher convinced 17-year-old student to take her clothes off and touch herself while singing in an effort to nail A minor   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2013-05-29 09:52:25 PM
If your seventeen year old daughter doesn't know to not strip naked and masturbate while singing in front of a teacher, then you failed as a parent.

/or your child has a mental handicap. At which point, I apologize.
 
2013-05-29 10:00:36 PM
FTFA: Music instructor Kevin Gausepohl, 38, is alleged to have convinced the then 17-year-old student to take off her clothes and touch herself sexually to see how it affected her vocal range.

Wait.... he convinced her to molest herself?!?!
 
2013-05-29 10:00:56 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2013-05-29 10:01:51 PM
Ok, seriously, how stupid do you have to be to believe this teacher?
 
2013-05-29 10:03:44 PM

Shostie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


Nah. That's more a "yeah, I did that. you want me to feel bad but I don't. I'd do it again" kind of look.
 
2013-05-29 10:09:46 PM
I don't understand how he avoided prosecution.
 
2013-05-29 10:15:11 PM
Music instructor Kevin Gausepohl, 38... who is also a worship leader at Blaine Memorial United Methodist Church...

Of course he is.
 
2013-05-29 10:17:46 PM
Honestly, I'm just impressed at his obviously incredible game.
 
2013-05-29 10:35:37 PM
<i>She claims that he masturbated during one session while she played piano.</i>

"Ok now, you saddle up over there at the piano.  I'll be over here on the organ."
 
2013-05-29 10:40:55 PM
Well did it work?
 
2013-05-29 11:52:49 PM
Look at those C's, way too sharp.
 
2013-05-30 02:03:53 AM

Mentat: Look at those C's, way too sharp.


Better than having a couple of flat As.
 
2013-05-30 02:06:56 AM
I live in this area and I am not surprised at any of this.

/path of the lahar and such
 
2013-05-30 02:07:11 AM
does this work?
 
2013-05-30 02:08:23 AM
The creep even captured some video for the "experiment"
 
2013-05-30 02:09:17 AM
This teenager and others like her, leaders of tomorrow's world!
 
2013-05-30 02:09:21 AM

Arthur Jumbles: FTFA: Music instructor Kevin Gausepohl, 38, is alleged to have convinced the then 17-year-old student to take off her clothes and touch herself sexually to see how it affected her vocal range.

Wait.... he convinced her to molest herself?!?!


And he avoided prosecution. Pure beauty. The girl was 17, she should have known better. She had a strong hand in the whole matter.
 
2013-05-30 02:11:45 AM
Couple more sessions, she could probably have hit G right on the spot.
 
2013-05-30 02:13:27 AM

AbbeySomeone: And he avoided prosecution. Pure beauty. The girl was 17, she should have known better. She had a strong hand in the whole matter.


It takes a lot of practice to get your hand that strong.
 
2013-05-30 02:17:52 AM
Whatever?
 
2013-05-30 02:18:50 AM
I had a joke about teaching her to use her diaphragm properly, but I lost it.
 
2013-05-30 02:20:33 AM

AbbeySomeone: Arthur Jumbles: FTFA: Music instructor Kevin Gausepohl, 38, is alleged to have convinced the then 17-year-old student to take off her clothes and touch herself sexually to see how it affected her vocal range.

Wait.... he convinced her to molest herself?!?!

And he avoided prosecution. Pure beauty. The girl was 17, she should have known better. She had a strong hand in the whole matter.


I've always advocated an even-handed approach to situations, but sometimes you just to seize it with both hands.
 
2013-05-30 02:26:25 AM
I see they're still keeping it classy in Tacoma.
 
2013-05-30 02:27:55 AM
Maybe she just misunderstood when he said to "use your vibrato."
 
2013-05-30 02:29:43 AM
bravo subby, bravo

/as for the student, stay in home school, you're a special snowflake indeed
 
2013-05-30 02:33:34 AM
"He wanted her to sing from her diaphragm"!

-Steve Martin
 
2013-05-30 02:34:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: I had a joke about teaching her to use her diaphragm properly, but I lost it.


I think I stepped on your joke, sorry.
 
2013-05-30 02:39:34 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I don't understand how he avoided prosecution.


/Best guess? She met the age of consent. Minus that, there's really no case.
 
2013-05-30 02:44:44 AM

Honest Bender: Honestly, I'm just impressed at his obviously incredible game.


And I thought the TSA was good...
 
2013-05-30 02:48:17 AM
Great examples of why our sisters and daughters might be hesitant to report any sexual improprieties,

She steps forward to report a crime and she gets told how stupid she is for allowing it to happen to her.

Naive perhaps, young, trusting of authority figures. These are all the traits a person who capable of such actions look for in a victim.

Lets make it eaiser for him by calling the victim stupid and blaming her for letting it happen.

/yeah, I know Jake, it just Fark. Forget it.
 
2013-05-30 02:52:27 AM

Bumblefark: BarkingUnicorn: I don't understand how he avoided prosecution.

/Best guess? She met the age of consent. Minus that, there's really no case.


There really isn't a case here to begin with.  If he "talked" her into taking off her cloths and masturbating herself... well that's two things she did to herself.  As long as didn't touch, and didn't take pictures there is no crime taking place.  It is in fact legal for a 17yo to get naked in front of anyone they so choose.

I know, it's hard to believe.
 
2013-05-30 02:56:18 AM
Love the headline. The victim blaming is pretty horrid in here, though.
 
2013-05-30 02:56:29 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I don't understand how he avoided prosecution.


Community College,

Honey, I hope you look good cause you sure is dumb
 
2013-05-30 02:59:20 AM
Dad?
 
2013-05-30 03:00:52 AM
She probably thought it was a good idea at the time, and regretted it later when she thought more about it.

Which doesn't make this not creepy in any way - quite the opposite, in fact. The whole reason we have age of consent laws is that it's too easy to convince immature people to do things that they wouldn't do if they had thought clearly about it.
 
2013-05-30 03:01:31 AM
bravo subby, bravo :)

/wouldn't be laughing if she was three years younger.
//but she isn't
///haaaahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-05-30 03:07:36 AM

Kahabut: Bumblefark: BarkingUnicorn: I don't understand how he avoided prosecution.

/Best guess? She met the age of consent. Minus that, there's really no case.

There really isn't a case here to begin with.  If he "talked" her into taking off her cloths and masturbating herself... well that's two things she did to herself.  As long as didn't touch, and didn't take pictures there is no crime taking place.  It is in fact legal for a 17yo to get naked in front of anyone they so choose.

I know, it's hard to believe.


Unless he used his position of authority to coerce her, of course, via intimidation or blackmail etc.

What puzzles me is that none if the other curls who turned him down ever did anything about it, eg report him. Maybe they did - if his "punishment" is anything to go by they probably got told to STFU.
 
2013-05-30 03:13:51 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: HotWingAgenda: I had a joke about teaching her to use her diaphragm properly, but I lost it.

I think I stepped on your joke, sorry.


I was reaching for that, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Get it, finger?
 
2013-05-30 03:14:27 AM
1) Teenagers are stupid.

2) Nobody deserves to be exploited or abused just because they're stupid.
 
2013-05-30 03:21:01 AM

bifford: 1) Teenagers are stupid.

2) Nobody deserves to be exploited or abused just because they're stupid.


Re your point 2:   Perhaps you don't understand the principle of "capitalism".
 
2013-05-30 03:21:23 AM

Kahabut: Bumblefark: BarkingUnicorn: I don't understand how he avoided prosecution.

/Best guess? She met the age of consent. Minus that, there's really no case.

There really isn't a case here to begin with.  If he "talked" her into taking off her cloths and masturbating herself... well that's two things she did to herself.  As long as didn't touch, and didn't take pictures there is no crime taking place.  It is in fact legal for a 17yo to get naked in front of anyone they so choose.

I know, it's hard to believe.


Eh...probably making the same point in different ways. Were she 14 instead of 17, even minus pictures/touching, dude would be facing some prison time.

Pert: Unless he used his position of authority to coerce her, of course, via intimidation or blackmail etc.


If the prosecutors had evidence of that, again, this would have been a very straightforward case. So, I have to guess they didn't. This girl just appears to have been naive and/or stupid. Hard to build a case out of that...
 
2013-05-30 03:23:21 AM

bifford: 1) Teenagers are stupid.

2) Nobody deserves to be exploited or abused just because they're stupid.


Every CEO in the world just started laughing uncontrollably without knowing exactly why
 
2013-05-30 03:25:42 AM

ThatDarkFellow: bifford: 1) Teenagers are stupid.

2) Nobody deserves to be exploited or abused just because they're stupid.

Every CEO in the world just started laughing uncontrollably without knowing exactly why


Bloomberg.
 
2013-05-30 03:26:02 AM

Bumblefark: Couple more sessions, she could probably have hit G right on the spot.


Bravo, well done. Comment win.
 
2013-05-30 03:32:49 AM
I call shenanigans. It was a male music teacher and a FEMALE student?? C'mon ... really?
 
2013-05-30 03:33:27 AM
worked for me,

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW ?
 
2013-05-30 03:40:26 AM
media.salon.com
 
2013-05-30 03:41:10 AM
/GIS for singing slut
 
2013-05-30 04:34:52 AM
I wonder what concert appearance she learned it was wrong?  Maybe she got caught rehearsing at home?  Curious minds....
 
2013-05-30 04:35:47 AM
There already is porn based on this idea. At least a couple years old too. The teacher is kinda late to the party.
 
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