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(Onion AV Club)   Two and a Half Men to become Two Guys and a Girl. The following season expected to be Three's Company, leading up to the inevitable reboot of Charlie's Angels   (avclub.com) divider line 55
    More: Stupid, Three's Company, Half-Man, Charlie's Angels, Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen  
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2013-05-29 07:46:28 PM
The writer of that "article" seems butthurt. Not about the show, just in general.
 
2013-05-29 07:48:36 PM
the show has been forced to find another less-than-man

They're going to have to be more specific if they want me to understand from that clause which actor is being replaced.
 
2013-05-29 07:52:49 PM
When do they open a pizza place?
 
2013-05-29 07:56:05 PM
Its been done......

p.playserver1.com

Mmmmmmm...Traylor Howard....

static.werdyo.com

static.werdyo.com
 
2013-05-29 08:04:48 PM
Is it gonna be Megan Fox
 
2013-05-29 08:10:45 PM

Beerguy: Its been done......


That was an awesome show.

"Did you finish your homework?"

"My brain is FULLLL!"
 
2013-05-29 08:17:33 PM
When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way
 
2013-05-29 08:30:27 PM

Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way


It was what they renamed the show Beerguy referenced above (and by the way, Beerguy, I'm pretty sure "that's the joke.jpg" goes here somewhere).  It was actually pretty funny and was a big kick in the pants to Nathan Fillion's career.
 
2013-05-29 08:42:36 PM
It leads to the Ropers which is infinitely worse
 
2013-05-29 08:43:00 PM
I could write the Walden's Angels episode...

We take the Charlie's daughter, three of her friends, and Walden holes up in the master bedroom and issues orders via Skype.
 
2013-05-29 08:47:09 PM

timujin: Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way

It was what they renamed the show Beerguy referenced above (and by the way, Beerguy, I'm pretty sure "that's the joke.jpg" goes here somewhere).  It was actually pretty funny and was a big kick in the pants to Nathan Fillion's career.


I don't really care, I just wanted an excuse to post Traylor Howard pics.
 
2013-05-29 08:54:02 PM

NightOwl2255: The writer of that "article" seems butthurt. Not about the show, just in general.


AV Club articles often include what the author at least thinks are snarky jokes.
 
2013-05-29 09:00:28 PM
Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place was an awesome show
 
2013-05-29 09:01:21 PM
Ummm...Shouldn't the bit with Charlie's long lost child had come up when Sheen left the show?  The kid showing up, being rich (Charlie could have been sending the brat child support money, or a child star), buying the house and biatching about her loser uncle not moving out would have made more sense than the story line we actually got.
 
2013-05-29 09:10:57 PM
cdn.unrealitymag.com
 
2013-05-29 09:13:40 PM
You know what this show needs?
Ted McGinley.
 
2013-05-29 09:16:55 PM
What happened to the fat kid?
 
2013-05-29 09:22:18 PM

BalugaJoe: What happened to the fat kid?


He stopped being half a man.
 
2013-05-29 09:22:35 PM
I wish somebody would c*nt-kick Chuck Lorre.
 
2013-05-29 09:23:40 PM

BalugaJoe: What happened to the fat kid?


He found Jeebus and quit, burning every bridge on the way
 
2013-05-29 09:23:59 PM

PainInTheASP: When do they open a pizza place?


NewportBarGuy: Beerguy: Its been done......

That was an awesome show.

"Did you finish your homework?"

"My brain is FULLLL!"


Came in to say both of these things. I was still in school when this show was on and I probably told eleventy billion people about how full my brain was. Loved that show.
 
2013-05-29 09:47:29 PM
ok, how much money is this show generating anyway?  I've never been even remotely inclined to pull up the tv listing for it, let alone watch it?  Something I really must be missing.
 
2013-05-29 09:47:32 PM
Let me quote from the bible


A Time for Everything3There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:

2a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
3a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,
4a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,
5a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing,
6a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,
7a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,
8a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.

If there was a time to kill this show... we have clearly passed it
 
2013-05-29 09:49:56 PM

PainInTheASP: When do they open a pizza place?


Yeah. Came here etc.
 
2013-05-29 09:51:14 PM
Two men and a gash?
 
2013-05-29 09:51:44 PM

SBinRR: You know what this show needs?
Ted McGinley.


Absolutely. Thanks for the laugh.
 
2013-05-29 10:11:33 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I wish somebody would c*nt-kick Chuck Lorre.


I get the ego involved in keeping the show going after Sheen's meltdown and very public confrontation, but this...well, you can hear the Fonz in the background.
 
2013-05-29 10:22:19 PM

PainInTheASP: When do they open a pizza place?


This!
 
2013-05-29 10:34:51 PM
In a twist, they will make the girl a hermaphrodite.  That will let them keep the 1/2 man part of the title.
 
2013-05-29 10:39:23 PM
John Cryer  is starting to remind me of Carol Occonner (I know but I'm not looking up the spelling). After Mike and Gloria left and Edith died,, Archie just clung to that paycheck as long as he could, shark be damned.
 
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2013-05-29 10:44:25 PM

SBinRR: You know what this show needs?
Ted McGinley.


Except he quit being the kiss of death on "Married... With Children".

If you truly want this show to die, the daughter will have to be played by Paula Marshall or Andrea Anders.
 
2013-05-29 11:07:08 PM

jbc: SBinRR: You know what this show needs?
Ted McGinley.

Except he quit being the kiss of death on "Married... With Children".

If you truly want this show to die, the daughter will have to be played by Paula Marshall or Andrea Anders.


Send in Summer Glau.
 
2013-05-29 11:12:23 PM

ununcle: John Cryer  is starting to remind me of Carol Occonner (I know but I'm not looking up the spelling). After Mike and Gloria left and Edith died,, Archie just clung to that paycheck as long as he could, shark be damned.


he had to pay for his kid's drug rehab
 
2013-05-29 11:31:08 PM
So rename it Finger Cuffs
 
2013-05-29 11:48:15 PM
Why does that boy have fried eggs strapped to his chest?
 
2013-05-30 12:19:46 AM
Ratings aside, it just seems like this show is saying "Kill... meeeeee......"
 
2013-05-30 12:47:46 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: jbc: SBinRR: You know what this show needs?
Ted McGinley.

Except he quit being the kiss of death on "Married... With Children".

If you truly want this show to die, the daughter will have to be played by Paula Marshall or Andrea Anders.

Send in Summer Glau.


Well, in everyone's defense...sending in Summer Glau is like a mercy killing.
 
2013-05-30 01:58:16 AM
2 ½  resuscitation attempts

/call it
 
2013-05-30 02:08:44 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: jbc: SBinRR: You know what this show needs?
Ted McGinley.

Except he quit being the kiss of death on "Married... With Children".

If you truly want this show to die, the daughter will have to be played by Paula Marshall or Andrea Anders.

Send in Summer Glau.


Let Sam Levine guest star in an episode.
 
2013-05-30 03:07:49 AM

Beerguy: timujin: Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way

It was what they renamed the show Beerguy referenced above (and by the way, Beerguy, I'm pretty sure "that's the joke.jpg" goes here somewhere).  It was actually pretty funny and was a big kick in the pants to Nathan Fillion's career.

I don't really care, I just wanted an excuse to post Traylor Howard pics.


we're waiting...
 
2013-05-30 03:08:57 AM

timujin: Beerguy: timujin: Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way

It was what they renamed the show Beerguy referenced above (and by the way, Beerguy, I'm pretty sure "that's the joke.jpg" goes here somewhere).  It was actually pretty funny and was a big kick in the pants to Nathan Fillion's career.

I don't really care, I just wanted an excuse to post Traylor Howard pics.

we're waiting...


ah, dammit, should have scrolled up first.  When I saw this at work, the only pic was the DVD box set, I guess the others were blocked.  Still, don't let that stop you...
 
2013-05-30 03:56:40 AM
Um, there already was a Charlie's Angels reboot, dumbassmitter.
 
2013-05-30 06:07:42 AM

Great Janitor: Ummm...Shouldn't the bit with Charlie's long lost child had come up when Sheen left the show?  The kid showing up, being rich (Charlie could have been sending the brat child support money, or a child star), buying the house and biatching about her loser uncle not moving out would have made more sense than the story line we actually got.


Not when you have to introduce another "MAN" first. Introduce the "MAN" then you can have the "HALF" to fall back on if the "MAN" isn't a ratings bonanza.
/realistically Charlie could have 100s of "HALF"s that could turn up at one point or another.
 
2013-05-30 06:44:07 AM

Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way


Never done an Eiffel Tower?
 
2013-05-30 07:14:20 AM

You Are All Sheep: Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way

Never done an Eiffel Tower?


I'm almost afraid to ask...
 
2013-05-30 07:31:15 AM

Mugato: You Are All Sheep: Mugato: When I was like 4 years old I was raised on Three's Company. 2 1/2 Men is no Three's Company.

/WTF is Two Guys and a Girl? That's the WRONG kind of 3-way

Never done an Eiffel Tower?

I'm almost afraid to ask...


You thought eye contact was a faux pas? Try a double high five.
 
2013-05-30 08:01:18 AM
Wow. That was written by a sad, angry little person.
 
2013-05-30 08:16:28 AM
The daughter could be a lesbian thereby allowing all of them to brag about chasing skirt.
 
2013-05-30 09:25:44 AM
The execs have zero creativity. If it were up to me, I'd take a chance and rename it "Two Men & Todd Rundgren", with Todd Rundgren as himself. Why? Well, why not?
 
2013-05-30 09:38:44 AM

Evil-Imposter: The execs have zero creativity. If it were up to me, I'd take a chance and rename it "Two Men & Todd Rundgren", with Todd Rundgren as himself. Why? Well, why not?


This... I would watch.
 
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