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2013-05-29 07:34:52 PM  
"Me neither".  Empathy nuttsack shrink for that guy
 
2013-05-29 07:47:37 PM  
Most of the other sets of responses were pretty much exactly what a turd who would do that deserves.
 
2013-05-29 07:59:19 PM  
This is a really great idea. No, really. NO, REALLY. Other than the whole concept I mean.
 
2013-05-29 07:59:58 PM  
Rabbits can't text.
 
2013-05-29 08:04:00 PM  
"Me neither" is probably the only honest thing about any of that experiment in mass relationship destruction.
 
2013-05-29 08:09:46 PM  
http://www.hulu.com/watch/480467

Nathan for You is the funniest shiat in the world.  I get that this Twitter experiment isn't that funny and Comedy Central probably paid for that green, but if you have Hulu+ you absolutely have to watch this
 
2013-05-29 08:36:42 PM  
huh, based on the headline and the opener to the article, I somehow expected that experiment was supposed to be funny.  More of a straight sociology experiment than a joke, I guess.  Not really sure of the point there, either, as most of the responses are what you'd expect.
 
2013-05-29 08:39:47 PM  
shiatty thing to do, and not funny at all.
 
2013-05-29 08:44:06 PM  
Hilarious if you're ten years old.
 
2013-05-29 08:49:50 PM  
Why would you do this to someone you ostensibly love, or at least like? It's just cruel.
 
2013-05-29 08:51:23 PM  
Fark, I haven't been fully honest with you.
Jesus is my lord and savior, and evolution is a scam.  The climate is not warming.  Obama is a socialist.  Drew is actually a teetotaler.  The 6000 year old earth earth is flat and passes through four simultaneous time zones.

In 1884,  meridian time personnel met  in Washington to change Earth time.  As a result, the Aluminum Bavariati control your minds, and that's why the UN (who can only write strongly worded letters) secretly control everything you do.

I mostly blame the lizard people.  If it wasn't for them, Benghazimustardumbrellagatewater would never have happened and the gays would not be allowed to force us to marry turtles and ducks, which we must all do now.  It's mostly my fault.  While you're crying, weeping, and having sex with a duck because 0bama forced you to, please remember that it's really all my fault.

I am truly sorry for your lots.
 
2013-05-29 08:53:26 PM  
I wonder what soupy sales would have done with Twitter.

Probably stared at it and shrugged.

Soupy is a funny name, though.

Text 'I haven't been completely soupy with you' to your wife or priest.

So anyway.
 
2013-05-29 09:01:52 PM  

Cake Hunter: Soupy is a funny name, though.


and it's at a discount price.
 
2013-05-29 09:05:56 PM  

DamnYankees: Why would you do this to someone you ostensibly love, or at least like? It's just cruel.


Exactly. Anyone who does this crap should have "Douche Nozzle" tattooed on their forehead.
 
2013-05-29 09:09:56 PM  

Cake Hunter: I wonder what soupy sales would have done with Twitter.

Probably stared at it and shrugged.

Soupy is a funny name, though.

Text 'I haven't been completely soupy with you' to your wife or priest.

So anyway.


You know got damned well what he would have done.  Kids everywhere getting cash, checks, and credit card numbers.  It would have been glorious.
 
2013-05-29 09:10:25 PM  
All those women are too good for the guy they're with.

Especially the "Me neither" chick. She's awesome.
 
2013-05-29 09:29:50 PM  

FloydA: Fark, I haven't been fully honest with you.
Jesus is my lord and savior, and evolution is a scam.  The climate is not warming.  Obama is a socialist.  Drew is actually a teetotaler.  The 6000 year old earth earth is flat and passes through four simultaneous time zones.

In 1884,  meridian time personnel met  in Washington to change Earth time.  As a result, the Aluminum Bavariati control your minds, and that's why the UN (who can only write strongly worded letters) secretly control everything you do.

I mostly blame the lizard people.  If it wasn't for them, Benghazimustardumbrellagatewater would never have happened and the gays would not be allowed to force us to marry turtles and ducks, which we must all do now.  It's mostly my fault.  While you're crying, weeping, and having sex with a duck because 0bama forced you to, please remember that it's really all my fault.

I am truly sorry for your lots.


It's like a Bevquanapostroskinny perfect storm of poo
 
2013-05-29 09:29:52 PM  
"It's ok, I know.

I thought I had infected you! But when you didn't say anything I realized that we both must have just got lucky and found another person with herpes... I decided if you didn't want to discuss it I wouldn't either. I'm so glad we can get this off our chests"
 
2013-05-29 09:30:28 PM  
Any person who would do that deserves to be single and shunned, so in the end this all works itself out organically.
 
2013-05-29 09:31:09 PM  
A) These are fake
B) The reddit culture idea of what is hilarious is actually moronic
 
2013-05-29 09:32:20 PM  
(sponsored link)
 
2013-05-29 09:32:47 PM  
How is this funny?  It just seems douchey to me.
 
2013-05-29 09:34:43 PM  
The only "funny" part is that two of the responders already had a go-to "suspicious" incident to bring up.
 
2013-05-29 09:38:00 PM  
considering the fact that my shop is exactly 243 feet from my house the response I would receive would be very painful and very quick

/the Old Lady has a cast iron frying pan, +5 vs recalcitrant hubbys, procs obedience....
 
2013-05-29 09:38:14 PM  
The only one I laughed at was "Me neither"
 
2013-05-29 09:38:53 PM  

FloydA: Fark, I haven't been fully honest with you.
Jesus is my lord and savior, and evolution is a scam.  The climate is not warming.  Obama is a socialist.  Drew is actually a teetotaler.  The 6000 year old earth earth is flat and passes through four simultaneous time zones.

In 1884,  meridian time personnel met  in Washington to change Earth time.  As a result, the Aluminum Bavariati control your minds, and that's why the UN (who can only write strongly worded letters) secretly control everything you do.

I mostly blame the lizard people.  If it wasn't for them, Benghazimustardumbrellagatewater would never have happened and the gays would not be allowed to force us to marry turtles and ducks, which we must all do now.  It's mostly my fault.  While you're crying, weeping, and having sex with a duck because 0bama forced you to, please remember that it's really all my fault.

I am truly sorry for your lots.


No, no, no. You are supposed to go away for an hour after the first bit.
 
2013-05-29 09:39:18 PM  
No thank you. I would rather not.
 
2013-05-29 09:39:29 PM  

FloydA: Fark, I haven't been fully honest with you.
Jesus is my lord and savior, and evolution is a scam.  The climate is not warming.  Obama is a socialist.  Drew is actually a teetotaler.  The 6000 year old earth earth is flat and passes through four simultaneous time zones.

In 1884,  meridian time personnel met  in Washington to change Earth time.  As a result, the Aluminum Bavariati control your minds, and that's why the UN (who can only write strongly worded letters) secretly control everything you do.

I mostly blame the lizard people.  If it wasn't for them, Benghazimustardumbrellagatewater would never have happened and the gays would not be allowed to force us to marry turtles and ducks, which we must all do now.  It's mostly my fault.  While you're crying, weeping, and having sex with a duck because 0bama forced you to, please remember that it's really all my fault.

I am truly sorry for your lots.


It all makes sense now... FloydA is Gene Ray, author of Time Cube. There can be no other possible explanation...
 
2013-05-29 09:40:07 PM  

JesusJuice: How is this funny?  It just seems douchey to me.


This.
 
2013-05-29 09:40:50 PM  
Rotten idea. I'm going to use this as exhibit 24b. in my documentary of why contemporaneous folk are drawing the unwitting into a limiting dreamhole.
 
2013-05-29 09:41:11 PM  
Out of the six responses, two of them were named "babe"? Really? Oink! Oink! Oink! They're probably fat, so therefore they deserve this "joke".
 
2013-05-29 09:42:07 PM  
What if your s/o is a Fleshlight? Asking for a friend.
 
2013-05-29 09:42:33 PM  
I laughed at Leslie Snipes, because Wesley Snipes.

/Get Wesley Pipes
 
2013-05-29 09:43:05 PM  
It shows how much underlying fear is still in the relationship.   A healthy response would be: "Oh, well let's have dinner at that place we both like and talk about it."  and leave it until then.
 
2013-05-29 09:43:16 PM  
This is an extraordinarily bad idea.
 
2013-05-29 09:44:37 PM  
can we expand this experiment to fark?
 
2013-05-29 09:45:28 PM  

Tom-Servo: Out of the six responses, two of them were named "babe"? Really? Oink! Oink! Oink! They're probably fat, so therefore they deserve this "joke".


In my phone, I change my wife's entry every so often.  Sometime's it's "The Wife", other times is "biatch-zilla", occasionally it's "Gives Decent Head".
 
2013-05-29 09:46:15 PM  
I prefer;
"I've killed him to prove my love to you."
Then turn off your phone for a day.

/Works great after first dates.
//I don't go on very many seconds for some reason.
 
2013-05-29 09:46:30 PM  
Ha, ha, ha.

Why doesn't he just tweet something that vaguely implies that he is going to kill himself or go on a killing spree or even some innocent question about whether a lot of blood will clog a bathtub drain

and then not answer and wait for the cops to show up so he can laugh at them for not being in on the joke?
 
2013-05-29 09:46:43 PM  
Yeah, I'd be pissed when I found out it was a joke, but damn, talk about getting some genuinely honest reactions. If it's a borderline, should I stay or go type deal - not a bad way to fish out some truth.
 
2013-05-29 09:46:45 PM  

hundreddollarman: What if your s/o is a Fleshlight? Asking for a friend.


Ask your friend if his Fleshlight talks often.  Then ask what's the purpose of a sex toy that talks?
 
2013-05-29 09:52:00 PM  
So ... apparently only iPhone users did this stunt?
 
2013-05-29 09:52:46 PM  

FloydA: Fark, I haven't been fully honest with you.
Jesus is my lord and savior, and evolution is a scam.  The climate is not warming.  Obama is a socialist.  Drew is actually a teetotaler.  The 6000 year old earth earth is flat and passes through four simultaneous time zones.

In 1884,  meridian time personnel met  in Washington to change Earth time.  As a result, the Aluminum Bavariati control your minds, and that's why the UN (who can only write strongly worded letters) secretly control everything you do.

I mostly blame the lizard people.  If it wasn't for them, Benghazimustardumbrellagatewater would never have happened and the gays would not be allowed to force us to marry turtles and ducks, which we must all do now.  It's mostly my fault.  While you're crying, weeping, and having sex with a duck because 0bama forced you to, please remember that it's really all my fault.

I am truly sorry for your lots.


Were you there?
 
2013-05-29 09:53:54 PM  
Real dolls can't text. No matter how well you tape the phone to their hands.
 
2013-05-29 09:55:02 PM  
Fake and stupid.
 
2013-05-29 09:55:10 PM  
I thought I was crappy at relationship stuff. I'm surprised any woman would discuss relationship issues over text. I figured the response text to "I haven't been fully honest with you" would be "We'll talk about this later".
 
2013-05-29 09:55:45 PM  
What? WHAT?  In the butt?
 
kab
2013-05-29 09:56:09 PM  
Experiment:  See how many people don't realize these are fake.
Bonus: Point and laugh.
 
2013-05-29 09:56:24 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
LOL
 
2013-05-29 09:56:41 PM  

SnakeLee: http://www.hulu.com/watch/480467

Nathan for You is the funniest shiat in the world.  I get that this Twitter experiment isn't that funny and Comedy Central probably paid for that green, but if you have Hulu+ you absolutely have to watch this


Glad I could only watch 90 seconds of that. Thanks for protecting me Hulu
 
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