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(AZ Family)   You just got into a fight with your fiancee, do you A) Go for a long walk to cool off B) Call one of your friends to talk, or C) Set fire to several cars   (azfamily.com) divider line 46
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2013-05-29 08:40:42 PM  
You KILL the car.
 
2013-05-29 08:40:55 PM  
Is this one of those "please check all that apply"?

If so, "a" and "c".
 
2013-05-29 08:44:47 PM  
I'd go get a new neck tattoo.

Always helps.
 
2013-05-29 08:44:53 PM  
Ramos admitted that he decided to set fire to three more vehicles because he wanted to repeat the "rush" he got from watching the Dodge Intrepid burn.
Iblame the Intrepid for inspiring pyromancy.
 
2013-05-29 08:45:19 PM  
Simpsons Canucks did it

communities.sportsnet.ca
 
2013-05-29 08:47:22 PM  
You see what happens, Larry?
 
2013-05-29 08:49:29 PM  
By the way If you chose (B.) you have to supply the beer, I'm not going to listen to you whine about your girl unless I am drinking.
 
2013-05-29 08:50:36 PM  
Whaddya mean 'or', stubby?
 
2013-05-29 08:59:58 PM  
Pussy will always make you stupid.....

/ And it is never, ever worth it
 
2013-05-29 09:01:58 PM  
Question subby how much tequila have I had?
/What it was only that one time
 
2013-05-29 09:03:33 PM  
Not that it matters so much because the guy was guilty, but the idiot should have stopped talking to the cops. But then I guess my expectations of a guy with neck tattoos are too high.
 
2013-05-29 09:06:42 PM  
What kind of jackass leaves BOTH his wallet and the car keys in his car?

The kind that isn't driving to work this week.
 
2013-05-29 09:09:48 PM  

dryknife: I'd go get a new neck tattoo.

Always helps.


Can we start arresting the tattoo 'artists' as accessories before the fact?  Or should we recruit them as police informants instead?
 
2013-05-29 09:19:11 PM  
You say tomayto and I say tomahto.
You say potayto and I say potahto.
Tomayto, tomahto, potayto, potahto,
let's set some cars on fire.
 
2013-05-29 09:21:31 PM  

ten foiled hats: You KILL the car.


Fark yeah.

I want to party with you.
 
2013-05-29 09:22:23 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Question subby how much tequila have I had?
/What it was only that one time


My bailiff was sooooo nice

I got an extra Honeybun in the morning.
 
2013-05-29 09:23:09 PM  
why weren't we only presented with one option? c? does subby even go on fark?

HEAVENS TO MEGATROID!!


...he lives.
 
2013-05-29 09:33:11 PM  
D) Nail her sister
 
2013-05-29 09:36:06 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: D) Nail her sister


or brother, if that's your thing.

/or both
//nttawwt
 
2013-05-29 09:51:53 PM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: Question subby how much tequila have I had?
/What it was only that one time

My bailiff was sooooo nice

I got an extra Honeybun in the morning.


I never got a honeybun : (
 
2013-05-29 09:52:22 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

But babe, with you at my side in life, "I know I'd go from rags to riches....."
 
2013-05-29 09:54:17 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: D) Nail her sister


I was going to say "D) all of the above" but I like your answer more betterer.
 
2013-05-29 09:55:56 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: Question subby how much tequila have I had?
/What it was only that one time

My bailiff was sooooo nice

I got an extra Honeybun in the morning.

I never got a honeybun : (


I think it was my frequent flyer miles finally paying off.

They gave me aspirin, too. I know!

And, if anyone needs to know, the 10pm to 7am bailiff in East Lansing is sexy. And busty. Yum.
 
2013-05-29 10:12:59 PM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: Question subby how much tequila have I had?
/What it was only that one time

My bailiff was sooooo nice

I got an extra Honeybun in the morning.

I never got a honeybun : (

I think it was my frequent flyer miles finally paying off.

They gave me aspirin, too. I know!

And, if anyone needs to know, the 10pm to 7am bailiff in East Lansing is sexy. And busty. Yum.


You are a lucky girl I never had good jail experiences : (
/I'm telling ya it wasn't like the movies at all
 
2013-05-29 10:13:53 PM  
He should have taken it out on his sh*tty tattoo artist instead.

//I went to my aunt's 60th wedding anniversary on Friday.
 
2013-05-29 10:19:28 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: You are a lucky girl I never had good jail experiences : (


You are such a little rebel! How cute!

megarian: They gave me aspirin, too. I know!


No they didn't. But if you told me you keistered some in, sold it to the other punks for a profit, and danced out with no bond in high heels, I'd believe it and cheer you on, because you have spunk, and sometimes, spunk is all it takes.
 
2013-05-29 10:27:01 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: tinfoil-hat maggie: You are a lucky girl I never had good jail experiences : (

You are such a little rebel! How cute!

megarian: They gave me aspirin, too. I know!

No they didn't. But if you told me you keistered some in, sold it to the other punks for a profit, and danced out with no bond in high heels, I'd believe it and cheer you on, because you have spunk, and sometimes, spunk is all it takes.


They gave me aspirin. The bailiff was a regular at a bar I was bartending at and I lucked the fark out.

On the other hand...your response makes me think about what we did for cigarettes. ;)
 
2013-05-29 10:27:35 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: tinfoil-hat maggie: You are a lucky girl I never had good jail experiences : (

You are such a little rebel! How cute!

megarian: They gave me aspirin, too. I know!

No they didn't. But if you told me you keistered some in, sold it to the other punks for a profit, and danced out with no bond in high heels, I'd believe it and cheer you on, because you have spunk, and sometimes, spunk is all it takes.


Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.
 
2013-05-29 10:36:41 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: WhoopAssWayne: tinfoil-hat maggie: You are a lucky girl I never had good jail experiences : (

You are such a little rebel! How cute!

megarian: They gave me aspirin, too. I know!

No they didn't. But if you told me you keistered some in, sold it to the other punks for a profit, and danced out with no bond in high heels, I'd believe it and cheer you on, because you have spunk, and sometimes, spunk is all it takes.

Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.


You can get pills of fun stuff from bailiffs for an interesting *price*.
Aspirin was a non-issue. It was like asking for an extra Honeybun; a little awkward, but we're cool. And no, I can't get out early.
 
2013-05-29 10:38:02 PM  

megarian: On the other hand...your response makes me think about what we did for cigarettes. ;)


Makes me happy I quite smoking 11/2011. Not so happy about the side effects :(   F****** brutal.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.


I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, as usual.
 
2013-05-29 10:43:44 PM  

megarian: You can get pills of fun stuff from bailiffs for an interesting *price*.


In my neck of the woods, bailiffs are just court functionaries - read out some ancient speech before a court proceeding, usually they are a senior sheriff's deputy in charge of the courthouse security. Does it mean something like magistrate or maybe jailor in Michigan?
 
2013-05-29 10:46:42 PM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: WhoopAssWayne: tinfoil-hat maggie: You are a lucky girl I never had good jail experiences : (

You are such a little rebel! How cute!

megarian: They gave me aspirin, too. I know!

No they didn't. But if you told me you keistered some in, sold it to the other punks for a profit, and danced out with no bond in high heels, I'd believe it and cheer you on, because you have spunk, and sometimes, spunk is all it takes.

Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.

You can get pills of fun stuff from bailiffs for an interesting *price*.
Aspirin was a non-issue. It was like asking for an extra Honeybun; a little awkward, but we're cool. And no, I can't get out early.


All I know is avoid getting into "the system" at all cost cause well it will cost you once you're in.
/And I can get plenty of women and pills on the outside, so....
//I've said too much again haven't I?
///I do that at times : )
 
2013-05-29 10:48:04 PM  

uncoveror: You say tomayto and I say tomahto.
You say potayto and I say potahto.
Tomayto, tomahto, potayto, potahto,
let's set some cars on fire.


Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head. Thanks!
 
2013-05-29 10:48:58 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: On the other hand...your response makes me think about what we did for cigarettes. ;)

Makes me happy I quite smoking 11/2011. Not so happy about the side effects :(   F****** brutal.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, as usual.


Oh Wayne. You are always a favorite. Farkied as "Fun and Tastey, too!" Forget the specifics.

And it IS brutal. But I pay my own health insurance and I love smoking (cigars, too. Because I'm a total asshole). But I smoke ~5 cigs per day. Usually less. So it's not intense. Not that it makes a difference.

And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?
 
2013-05-29 10:52:05 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: You can get pills of fun stuff from bailiffs for an interesting *price*.

In my neck of the woods, bailiffs are just court functionaries - read out some ancient speech before a court proceeding, usually they are a senior sheriff's deputy in charge of the courthouse security. Does it mean something like magistrate or maybe jailor in Michigan?


They do security. I...I don't know much about it other than they gave me Honeybuns.

Weirdly, our "magistrates" have judge powers. One reduced my fines by $275. I hardly had to say a word. (But the magistrate was in Lansing, not East Lansing.)
 
2013-05-29 10:53:11 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: megarian: On the other hand...your response makes me think about what we did for cigarettes. ;)

Makes me happy I quite smoking 11/2011. Not so happy about the side effects :(   F****** brutal.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, as usual.

Oh Wayne. You are always a favorite. Farkied as "Fun and Tastey, too!" Forget the specifics.

And it IS brutal. But I pay my own health insurance and I love smoking (cigars, too. Because I'm a total asshole). But I smoke ~5 cigs per day. Usually less. So it's not intense. Not that it makes a difference.

And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?


Well it's about a 7-8 hour drive?
 
2013-05-29 10:56:13 PM  

megarian: And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?


Mine too. Let's talk her in to a threesey. It would be memorable.
 
2013-05-29 11:00:27 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: WhoopAssWayne: megarian: On the other hand...your response makes me think about what we did for cigarettes. ;)

Makes me happy I quite smoking 11/2011. Not so happy about the side effects :(   F****** brutal.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, as usual.

Oh Wayne. You are always a favorite. Farkied as "Fun and Tastey, too!" Forget the specifics.

And it IS brutal. But I pay my own health insurance and I love smoking (cigars, too. Because I'm a total asshole). But I smoke ~5 cigs per day. Usually less. So it's not intense. Not that it makes a difference.

And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?

Well it's about a 7-8 hour drive?


Baby, I would Mapquest the shiat out of you.

And yes! But then it's Detroit. But um... I have booze? And boobs?

/ would be a terrible salesperson
 
2013-05-29 11:05:05 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?

Mine too. Let's talk her in to a threesey. It would be memorable.


I have spare time. A lot.
 
2013-05-29 11:07:52 PM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: WhoopAssWayne: megarian: On the other hand...your response makes me think about what we did for cigarettes. ;)

Makes me happy I quite smoking 11/2011. Not so happy about the side effects :(   F****** brutal.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Have fun, granted some definitions are different than others.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, as usual.

Oh Wayne. You are always a favorite. Farkied as "Fun and Tastey, too!" Forget the specifics.

And it IS brutal. But I pay my own health insurance and I love smoking (cigars, too. Because I'm a total asshole). But I smoke ~5 cigs per day. Usually less. So it's not intense. Not that it makes a difference.

And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?

Well it's about a 7-8 hour drive?

Baby, I would Mapquest the shiat out of you.

And yes! But then it's Detroit. But um... I have booze? And boobs?

/ would be a terrible salesperson


Not as bad of a salesperson as you think; )
/Granted half of Americans have boobs but well what kind of booze?
 
2013-05-29 11:10:03 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: megarian: And it's a goal in my life to have relations with tinfoil-hat maggie. So....so...okay what was this about?

Mine too. Let's talk her in to a threesey. It would be memorable.

I have spare time. A lot.


I don't know I'm still deciding on him but three ways are fun so there's that ; )
 
2013-05-29 11:15:29 PM  

megarian: I have spare time. A lot.


I hear you, and I think you are a special bro, very much deserving of a special one yourself, but I'm taken. Four years ago, my mother died unexpectedly of a massive heart attack - she was completely healthy, had just had a physical, blood work, everything looked perfect for her age at 65. Just had a massive, thunderclap heart attack and died. I was shell shocked. Out of my head. My long term girlfriend, of eight years, came right up to get me (I was at a friend's house, hours away) got me home. She had a tenured prof position at a small private college, gave it all up to move in with me back home (I quite my job right away, 6 figures, dream job.) Her parents gave her hell for living with me for a year without marriage (ultra-baptists - we're baptists, but damn.) We got married, been together ever since, she is my best friend and personal Angel on this Earth.

But I still love talking sh*t. You're the best.
 
2013-05-29 11:20:48 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I don't know I'm still deciding on him but three ways are fun so there's that ; )


I'm not available, but I think you are fantastic, and I hope you two get hooked up - I think you'll have a blast!
 
2013-05-30 12:01:01 AM  
Lots of angry Muslim breakups in Paris. Now spreading to Stockholm ...

atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com
 
2013-05-30 12:27:48 AM  
I'm willing to consider any scenario where he didn't light his fiancee on fire a win.
 
2013-05-30 10:02:51 AM  
This depends on how long we've been together:) 3 months or more I'm kidnapping the cat...
 
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