Radak: ...except that the article specifically says that they didn't try to eat him.
NobleHam: How dare they not lose the will to live and cease trying to eat just because you're gone.
BarkingUnicorn: "a 30ft anaconda and four 35ft pythons"Bullshiat.
Ishkur: Don't they attempt to eat when you're alive too?Does your vital status really matter at all to snakes?
No Time To Explain: I thought anacondas were endangered and not allowed to as pets?
uncleacid: If it was 40 cats
berylman: "And two, they like to eat their prey whole and the average European adult is just too long and wide for that."That was handled pretty well. I'm not saying that the guy was morbidly obese but the intestinal spaces of an anaconda would have been less than commodious.
SurelyShirley: BarkingUnicorn: "a 30ft anaconda and four 35ft pythons"Bullshiat.Germany uses the metric system, so they were 30m and 35m.Probably just a typo.
Lorelle: uncleacid: If it was 40 cats 1 pit bull they would have just found bones
AmbassadorBooze: SurelyShirley: BarkingUnicorn: "a 30ft anaconda and four 35ft pythons"Bullshiat.Germany uses the metric system, so they were 30m and 35m.Probably just a typo.30m and 35m would make the pythons even longer approximately 90-100 ft.It is more likely that the writer does not have any facts. And just trying to get an emotional reaction from people that have a hysterical fear of snakes.CSB, my dog's previous owner died, and she was locked in without food for 10 days, so she started eating him. I like that she has the will to survive. Any dog that wouldn't eat a dead owner, and instead starved to death, just isn't a dog I would want.
Mog32Kupo: Netflix, go watch it...very entertaining and hilarious how stupid people can be.
megarian: I...I shouldn't kind of be turned-on, right?Because I'm not.I'm NOT.
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