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(Talking Points Memo)   Boehner calls Bachmann "Voice of Freedom" HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait. You're serious? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 121
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2013-05-29 08:11:17 PM  

Delay: whidbey: I don't know, but this is a golden opportunity for any activists in her district to run someone a lot less derpy.

That should not be too hard.


So they'll screw it up then?
 
2013-05-29 08:14:00 PM  
I expect this is so Haliburton and Dick Cheney don't have to pay taxes and sacrifice brown people for Oil. True story, Dick Cheney eats at Wendy's.
 
2013-05-29 08:15:23 PM  
Last time I checked, freedom from thought wasn't listed in the bill of rights.
 
2013-05-29 08:15:32 PM  
Rumsfeld likes Carls Jr.
 
2013-05-29 08:16:33 PM  
People are forgetting about the innocent victim here.

She's going to be home all day with Marcus. What's HE supposed to do now?
 
2013-05-29 08:16:54 PM  

dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.


I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office
 
2013-05-29 08:16:55 PM  

MrEricSir: Last time I checked, freedom from thought wasn't listed in the bill of rights.


The Fark Politics Tab will strongly disagree with you. Jump into the echo chamber now.
 
2013-05-29 08:18:15 PM  

Gyrfalcon: People are forgetting about the innocent victim here.

She's going to be home all day with Marcus. What's HE supposed to do now?


Disneyland?

Does anyone not go to Disneyland anymore?
 
2013-05-29 08:21:54 PM  
You hitting the sauce hard today, mucky?  I can  usuallyat least understand you.
 
2013-05-29 08:30:19 PM  

Kibbler: dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.

I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office


Drivegate: It would have made a heckuva scandal. Obama using the Official White House Motor Pool to shuttle her from Congress. Or even AF1.
 
2013-05-29 08:36:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: People are forgetting about the innocent victim here.

She's going to be home all day with Marcus. What's HE supposed to do now?


Fire the poolboy.
 
2013-05-29 08:55:16 PM  

Kibbler: dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.

I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office


Her followers are doing just that...
 
2013-05-29 08:59:51 PM  
We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.
 
2013-05-29 09:01:42 PM  
There is some serious straining to feel persecuted in this thread.
 
2013-05-29 09:05:05 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

I know you troll, but really dude? little less projection of your own personal issues, please
 
2013-05-29 09:08:06 PM  
I look forward to the Palinization of her as a folksy GOP hero. Before she cracks and is caught in a hotel covered in her own fecal matter, chanting "Redrum".
 
2013-05-29 09:08:57 PM  
"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

2.bp.blogspot.com

Did she actually say that?
 
2013-05-29 09:09:10 PM  

BSABSVR: There is some serious straining to feel persecuted in this thread.


Bachmann Strainer Hemorrhoid?
 
2013-05-29 09:10:03 PM  

DamnYankees: Freedom's just another tweet for nothing left to lose.


God damn that's good!

/stealing that one.
 
2013-05-29 09:13:13 PM  
somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.
 
2013-05-29 09:14:15 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


You're right. But there is hatred of women like GOP, fundie religious hate, which is partly why Bachmann is 'labeled' as crazy

/if the shoe fits, wear it on your head?
 
2013-05-29 09:17:14 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?


Hey, they could have survived if they'd just rationed their air.
 
2013-05-29 09:17:29 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?


Yes, she did.
 
2013-05-29 09:17:32 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.


so are all misogynists farkers or all farkers misogynists?
 
2013-05-29 09:22:51 PM  

hawcian: Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?

Yes, she did.


It's Poe's Law Poeing Poes.

Many conservatives went apeshiat when they found out CO2 became classified as a pollutant.

Not surprising since Bachmann had a rallying cry to abolish the EPA, really.
 
2013-05-29 09:27:42 PM  

NFA:


Wow, I guffawed at that for a good three minutes. Which crazy bastard here made that?
 
2013-05-29 09:34:04 PM  
Clearly she discovered the REAL truth: Obama's Kenyan birth certificate was hidden in the Benghazi consulate safe, and the tax exempt number assigned to one of the Tea Party groups was the combination to the safe, so Obama used the government's time machine to assemble a well-oiled partnership of Brezhnev, Osama Bin Laden (currently living in Montana as gentleman rancher Donald Brian Cooper), Ho Chi Minh and Charles De Gaulle to complete the Pentobamagram and call down voodoo upon Benghazi in the form of a Rainbow of Hitler's Ghosts.

It will all be explained in the John McNaughton painting President Bachmann and Vice-President Palin will be sworn-in upon.
 
2013-05-29 09:34:06 PM  

hawcian: Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?

Yes, she did.


One day she will cite her sources... pretty sure even back in the bible days people recognized smoke is bad for breathing
 
2013-05-29 09:45:28 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


The fact that Bachmann supports idiotic policies is the reason I dislike her.
 
2013-05-29 09:48:36 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


She is a batshiat crazy, psycho, woman who is a bigot, racist, and totally not moral. She uses her faith to justify hatred of anyone who opposes her, and wastes her votes and energy on "getting those damn liberals" instead of doing her job.
 
2013-05-29 10:03:38 PM  
She's more "freak dom" than "freedom".
 
2013-05-29 10:03:47 PM  
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
\o/
|
/ \
 
2013-05-29 10:08:26 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.


I don't hate her. She's hot.  Maybe more than a little loonie? When she went off about Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act being signed by FDR, I will admit feelers went a feeling.

Paul Revere? The British are here to take our guns? Okay, then...

I wondered why she's against government spending, but has accepted farm subsidies for years.

I won't go into the gay husband thing because that's nobodies business.
 
2013-05-29 10:17:38 PM  

djkutch: tenpoundsofcheese: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.

I don't hate her. She's hot.  Maybe more than a little loonie? When she went off about Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act being signed by FDR, I will admit feelers went a feeling.

Paul Revere? The British are here to take our guns? Okay, then...

I wondered why she's against government spending, but has accepted farm subsidies for years.

I won't go into the gay husband thing because that's nobodies business.


The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.
 
2013-05-29 10:21:24 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.


♫ Nothing and that's all Bobby left me,but feeling good was easy lord when he sang the blues. Feeling good was good enough for me,good enough for me and my Bobby McGee ♫
 
2013-05-29 10:23:25 PM  
Wow.  I guess freedom has become slightly insane and really stupid in the last few years.
 
2013-05-29 10:24:07 PM  
She'll have freedom to go out and write books to bilk the gullible dolts out of their money.
 
2013-05-29 10:26:32 PM  

max_pooper: The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.


Alex, for $400 I'll take, "You can see Russia from my house."

static.tvgcdn.net

/yeah, yeah...Snopes
 
2013-05-29 10:27:12 PM  
 
2013-05-29 10:27:31 PM  

rosebud_the_sled: Wow.  I guess freedom has become slightly insane and really stupid in the last few years.


Indeed. Look no further than Louis "aspersions on my asparagus!" Gohmert and his cohorts, Steve King,Todd Akin et al for proof.
 
2013-05-29 10:35:50 PM  
Drunken tweet from the Weeping Cheeto.
 
2013-05-29 10:47:08 PM  

somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.

so are all misogynists farkers or all farkers misogynists?


Why does hating a stupid person who happens to be a woman make one a "misogynist"? I hate her because she's a stupid fool. I hate Todd Akin (among others) for the same reason; am I a misandrist too?

Of course, I'm a bad example; I hate everyone stupid pretty even-handedly.
 
2013-05-29 10:49:18 PM  
Bachman set her sanity free a long long time ago.

possibly to a galaxy far far away
 
2013-05-29 11:44:22 PM  

Stone Meadow: max_pooper: The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.

Alex, for $400 I'll take, "You can see Russia from my house."

[static.tvgcdn.net image 500x385]

/yeah, yeah...Snopes


The actual quote was even worse.  It came across like she thought she had control over active-duty USAF assets, just because they were stationed in her state.
 
2013-05-30 12:48:56 AM  

Sgt Otter: Stone Meadow: max_pooper: The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.

Alex, for $400 I'll take, "You can see Russia from my house."

[static.tvgcdn.net image 500x385]

/yeah, yeah...Snopes

The actual quote was even worse.  It came across like she thought she had control over active-duty USAF assets, just because they were stationed in her state.

media.salon.com

Ohhh

--You put your god damn hand on that scanning screen, or I'll hack it off and put it on for you!
 
2013-05-30 12:54:45 AM  
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 12:56:23 AM  
Soprano?

thewashingtonfancy.com
 
2013-05-30 12:59:58 AM  
Who will protect our light bulbs now? Who?
 
2013-05-30 01:03:28 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: By Boehner's reckoning, this must be the jacket of freedom:

[thepoliticalcarnival.net image 345x400]


Room of freedom

static.ddmcdn.com

Anorexic athlete of freedom

flynaija.org
 
2013-05-30 01:08:58 AM  
tenpoundsofcheese: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.


dude, it's objectification, not hatred. We only love around here. We especially love it when a woman gets us a goddamn sandwich. Please pass that onto your mother.
 
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