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2013-05-29 03:06:39 PM  
Sure she is..

 She's had the freedom to make a complete ass of herself by opening her mouth, and the freedom to embroil herself in various campaign scandals, and the freedom to marry a woman, so yes, she's The Voice of Freedom!
 
2013-05-29 03:10:12 PM  
www.binarytuberculosis.com
"It sounds like burning."
 
2013-05-29 03:21:24 PM  
Freedom from the burdens of reality.
 
2013-05-29 03:31:11 PM  

Nabb1: Freedom from the burdens of reality.


Exactly what I came to post.
Along with freedom from the ravages of intelligence.
 
2013-05-29 03:33:49 PM  
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
 
2013-05-29 03:44:32 PM  
Why are you libtards so afraid of these strong, conservative women who keep quitting everything?
 
2013-05-29 03:53:53 PM  
I remember when she bravely stood up in favor of cervical cancer. That's some serious freedoming right there.
 
2013-05-29 03:59:35 PM  
Freedom needs to adjust its levels.
 
2013-05-29 05:44:47 PM  
The crazy eyes of... crazy.
 
2013-05-29 05:52:00 PM  
Freedom's just another tweet for nothing left to lose.
 
2013-05-29 05:59:25 PM  
Freedom

www.freewoodpost.com

All we have to do
Is take these lies and make them true somehow

3.bp.blogspot.com

I think there's something you should know
I think its time I told you so
There's something deep inside of me
there's someone else I've got to be


Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom!

You got to give for what you take.
 
2013-05-29 06:04:04 PM  
Freedom from objective reality, maybe.
 
2013-05-29 06:04:59 PM  
Oh please, like you people won't miss the target on her back you all just loooooove to take shots at.

:\ hey i've seen that before
 
2013-05-29 06:11:52 PM  

CaptSacto: Nabb1: Freedom from the burdens of reality.

Exactly what I came to post.
Along with freedom from the ravages of the intelligence committee.


FIFY

*shudder*
 
2013-05-29 06:14:27 PM  
This woman is truly a freedom fighter: she made it socially acceptable for conservative women to suck on foot-long brown things in public.

static4.businessinsider.com
 
2013-05-29 06:18:04 PM  
She absolutely is. In few other countries in the world would someone be allowed to spew such a consistent stream of blathering nonsense, certainly not while holding elected office.
 
2013-05-29 06:20:34 PM  
worldmeets.us
4.bp.blogspot.com
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-29 06:47:19 PM  
Hey! Even the batsh*t insane Americans need a voice! She represented them perfectly.
 
2013-05-29 07:13:16 PM  
Insanity is a type of freedom
 
2013-05-29 07:15:46 PM  
 
2013-05-29 07:21:33 PM  
Freedumb?
 
2013-05-29 07:23:44 PM  
madetofish.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-29 07:26:00 PM  
In fairness, she is very free with her dumb.
 
2013-05-29 07:27:36 PM  
Top politicians of the last 50 years:

1) Reagan
2) Taxcutter
3) Bachmann
4) Taxcutter Jr.
5) von Hitlerhitler

Prove me wrong.
 
2013-05-29 07:30:48 PM  
Voice for freedom, subby.

An irresponsible, uninformed voice for freedom.
 
2013-05-29 07:31:48 PM  
The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-05-29 07:33:04 PM  
i1221.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-29 07:33:45 PM  
I wonder how many bourbons it took to work up the courage to type that...or forget about later.
 
2013-05-29 07:39:33 PM  
 
2013-05-29 07:41:48 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-29 07:42:55 PM  
By Boehner's reckoning, this must be the jacket of freedom:

thepoliticalcarnival.net
 
2013-05-29 07:43:43 PM  
Freedom to derp to 11.
 
2013-05-29 07:44:30 PM  
freedom fries
 
2013-05-29 07:45:56 PM  

whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.


As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.
 
2013-05-29 07:46:41 PM  

whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.


Has it really been 2 years since her squeaker of a win?  Who's replacing her?
 
2013-05-29 07:47:20 PM  
It does amuse me that the who seem to have the greatest problem with this statement are the same people who want cradle to grave government control of everyone's life.

Which is not to say I'm a fan of Bachmann but it's like listening to one group of people who would happily abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power deride a person who would gladly abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power for different people.
 
2013-05-29 07:48:54 PM  
"I'm shocked at all the liberal bias in the FARK politics headlines lately."

cdn.theatlanticwire.com
 
2013-05-29 07:49:17 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Top politicians of the last 50 years:

1) Reagan
2) Taxcutter
3) Bachmann
4) Taxcutter Jr.
5) von Hitlerhitler

Prove me wrong.


I used to play in a band with von Hitlerhitler. He was pretty good at keeping time, but whenever he had too much to drink he always wanted to sing.
 
2013-05-29 07:54:40 PM  
Halp! Halp! Democratic party will save us from the corporate lobbyists they just took all that money from! Down with Capitalism!
 
2013-05-29 07:55:16 PM  
No Aloha
 
2013-05-29 07:59:50 PM  

randomjsa: It does amuse me that the who seem to have the greatest problem with this statement are the same people who want cradle to grave government control of everyone's life.

Which is not to say I'm a fan of Bachmann but it's like listening to one group of people who would happily abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power deride a person who would gladly abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power for different people.


Nearly every comment here is making fun of her for being an insane person.  Your simile makes no sense in relation to the rest of the thread.
 
2013-05-29 08:00:23 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Top politicians of the last 50 years:

1) Reagan
2) Taxcutter
3) Bachmann
4) Taxcutter Jr.
5) von Hitlerhitler
6) Weedlord Bonerhitler

 

Prove me wrong.
 
2013-05-29 08:01:39 PM  
They aired the clip of her calling CO2 a natural, harmless gas on NPR today. Good stuff, I'm gonna miss her.
 
2013-05-29 08:04:10 PM  
"And what a bizarre time we're in, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it."

"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."

"But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States."

"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."


Oh, Michele. We'll miss you.
 
2013-05-29 08:05:19 PM  

rvesco: "I'm shocked at all the liberal bias in the FARK politics headlines lately."

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


You'll get over it.
 
2013-05-29 08:07:09 PM  
I think it's mistaken to be too cheerful about her leaving, because now she'll get to do what she wants without being encumbered by things like the U.S. House Rules of Official Conduct.

Unlike Palin, who basically rattled off silly soundbites, Bachman is a believer.
 
2013-05-29 08:07:47 PM  
[HEATH_LEDGER_JOKER_LAUGH.WAV]
 
2013-05-29 08:07:56 PM  

Infernalist: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

Has it really been 2 years since her squeaker of a win?  Who's replacing her?


I don't know, but this is a golden opportunity for any activists in her district to run someone a lot less derpy.
 
2013-05-29 08:09:37 PM  

DeadPuppySociety: They aired the clip of her calling CO2 a natural, harmless gas on NPR today. Good stuff, I'm gonna miss her.


It's certainly not natural.
 
2013-05-29 08:10:10 PM  

whidbey: I don't know, but this is a golden opportunity for any activists in her district to run someone a lot less derpy.


That should not be too hard.
 
2013-05-29 08:11:17 PM  

Delay: whidbey: I don't know, but this is a golden opportunity for any activists in her district to run someone a lot less derpy.

That should not be too hard.


So they'll screw it up then?
 
2013-05-29 08:14:00 PM  
I expect this is so Haliburton and Dick Cheney don't have to pay taxes and sacrifice brown people for Oil. True story, Dick Cheney eats at Wendy's.
 
2013-05-29 08:15:23 PM  
Last time I checked, freedom from thought wasn't listed in the bill of rights.
 
2013-05-29 08:15:32 PM  
Rumsfeld likes Carls Jr.
 
2013-05-29 08:16:33 PM  
People are forgetting about the innocent victim here.

She's going to be home all day with Marcus. What's HE supposed to do now?
 
2013-05-29 08:16:54 PM  

dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.


I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office
 
2013-05-29 08:16:55 PM  

MrEricSir: Last time I checked, freedom from thought wasn't listed in the bill of rights.


The Fark Politics Tab will strongly disagree with you. Jump into the echo chamber now.
 
2013-05-29 08:18:15 PM  

Gyrfalcon: People are forgetting about the innocent victim here.

She's going to be home all day with Marcus. What's HE supposed to do now?


Disneyland?

Does anyone not go to Disneyland anymore?
 
2013-05-29 08:21:54 PM  
You hitting the sauce hard today, mucky?  I can  usuallyat least understand you.
 
2013-05-29 08:30:19 PM  

Kibbler: dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.

I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office


Drivegate: It would have made a heckuva scandal. Obama using the Official White House Motor Pool to shuttle her from Congress. Or even AF1.
 
2013-05-29 08:36:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: People are forgetting about the innocent victim here.

She's going to be home all day with Marcus. What's HE supposed to do now?


Fire the poolboy.
 
2013-05-29 08:55:16 PM  

Kibbler: dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.

I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office


Her followers are doing just that...
 
2013-05-29 08:59:51 PM  
We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.
 
2013-05-29 09:01:42 PM  
There is some serious straining to feel persecuted in this thread.
 
2013-05-29 09:05:05 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

I know you troll, but really dude? little less projection of your own personal issues, please
 
2013-05-29 09:08:06 PM  
I look forward to the Palinization of her as a folksy GOP hero. Before she cracks and is caught in a hotel covered in her own fecal matter, chanting "Redrum".
 
2013-05-29 09:08:57 PM  
"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

2.bp.blogspot.com

Did she actually say that?
 
2013-05-29 09:09:10 PM  

BSABSVR: There is some serious straining to feel persecuted in this thread.


Bachmann Strainer Hemorrhoid?
 
2013-05-29 09:10:03 PM  

DamnYankees: Freedom's just another tweet for nothing left to lose.


God damn that's good!

/stealing that one.
 
2013-05-29 09:13:13 PM  
somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.
 
2013-05-29 09:14:15 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


You're right. But there is hatred of women like GOP, fundie religious hate, which is partly why Bachmann is 'labeled' as crazy

/if the shoe fits, wear it on your head?
 
2013-05-29 09:17:14 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?


Hey, they could have survived if they'd just rationed their air.
 
2013-05-29 09:17:29 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?


Yes, she did.
 
2013-05-29 09:17:32 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.


so are all misogynists farkers or all farkers misogynists?
 
2013-05-29 09:22:51 PM  

hawcian: Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?

Yes, she did.


It's Poe's Law Poeing Poes.

Many conservatives went apeshiat when they found out CO2 became classified as a pollutant.

Not surprising since Bachmann had a rallying cry to abolish the EPA, really.
 
2013-05-29 09:27:42 PM  

NFA:


Wow, I guffawed at that for a good three minutes. Which crazy bastard here made that?
 
2013-05-29 09:34:04 PM  
Clearly she discovered the REAL truth: Obama's Kenyan birth certificate was hidden in the Benghazi consulate safe, and the tax exempt number assigned to one of the Tea Party groups was the combination to the safe, so Obama used the government's time machine to assemble a well-oiled partnership of Brezhnev, Osama Bin Laden (currently living in Montana as gentleman rancher Donald Brian Cooper), Ho Chi Minh and Charles De Gaulle to complete the Pentobamagram and call down voodoo upon Benghazi in the form of a Rainbow of Hitler's Ghosts.

It will all be explained in the John McNaughton painting President Bachmann and Vice-President Palin will be sworn-in upon.
 
2013-05-29 09:34:06 PM  

hawcian: Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?

Yes, she did.


One day she will cite her sources... pretty sure even back in the bible days people recognized smoke is bad for breathing
 
2013-05-29 09:45:28 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


The fact that Bachmann supports idiotic policies is the reason I dislike her.
 
2013-05-29 09:48:36 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


She is a batshiat crazy, psycho, woman who is a bigot, racist, and totally not moral. She uses her faith to justify hatred of anyone who opposes her, and wastes her votes and energy on "getting those damn liberals" instead of doing her job.
 
2013-05-29 10:03:38 PM  
She's more "freak dom" than "freedom".
 
2013-05-29 10:03:47 PM  
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
\o/
|
/ \
 
2013-05-29 10:08:26 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.


I don't hate her. She's hot.  Maybe more than a little loonie? When she went off about Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act being signed by FDR, I will admit feelers went a feeling.

Paul Revere? The British are here to take our guns? Okay, then...

I wondered why she's against government spending, but has accepted farm subsidies for years.

I won't go into the gay husband thing because that's nobodies business.
 
2013-05-29 10:17:38 PM  

djkutch: tenpoundsofcheese: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.

I don't hate her. She's hot.  Maybe more than a little loonie? When she went off about Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act being signed by FDR, I will admit feelers went a feeling.

Paul Revere? The British are here to take our guns? Okay, then...

I wondered why she's against government spending, but has accepted farm subsidies for years.

I won't go into the gay husband thing because that's nobodies business.


The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.
 
2013-05-29 10:21:24 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.


♫ Nothing and that's all Bobby left me,but feeling good was easy lord when he sang the blues. Feeling good was good enough for me,good enough for me and my Bobby McGee ♫
 
2013-05-29 10:23:25 PM  
Wow.  I guess freedom has become slightly insane and really stupid in the last few years.
 
2013-05-29 10:24:07 PM  
She'll have freedom to go out and write books to bilk the gullible dolts out of their money.
 
2013-05-29 10:26:32 PM  

max_pooper: The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.


Alex, for $400 I'll take, "You can see Russia from my house."

static.tvgcdn.net

/yeah, yeah...Snopes
 
2013-05-29 10:27:12 PM  
 
2013-05-29 10:27:31 PM  

rosebud_the_sled: Wow.  I guess freedom has become slightly insane and really stupid in the last few years.


Indeed. Look no further than Louis "aspersions on my asparagus!" Gohmert and his cohorts, Steve King,Todd Akin et al for proof.
 
2013-05-29 10:35:50 PM  
Drunken tweet from the Weeping Cheeto.
 
2013-05-29 10:47:08 PM  

somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.

so are all misogynists farkers or all farkers misogynists?


Why does hating a stupid person who happens to be a woman make one a "misogynist"? I hate her because she's a stupid fool. I hate Todd Akin (among others) for the same reason; am I a misandrist too?

Of course, I'm a bad example; I hate everyone stupid pretty even-handedly.
 
2013-05-29 10:49:18 PM  
Bachman set her sanity free a long long time ago.

possibly to a galaxy far far away
 
2013-05-29 11:44:22 PM  

Stone Meadow: max_pooper: The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.

Alex, for $400 I'll take, "You can see Russia from my house."

[static.tvgcdn.net image 500x385]

/yeah, yeah...Snopes


The actual quote was even worse.  It came across like she thought she had control over active-duty USAF assets, just because they were stationed in her state.
 
2013-05-30 12:48:56 AM  

Sgt Otter: Stone Meadow: max_pooper: The Paul Revere stupidity was from Palin but Bachmann's quote on CO2 is far far stupiderererer than any Palin quotes. That's my opinion but you farkers are free to prove me wrong.

Alex, for $400 I'll take, "You can see Russia from my house."

[static.tvgcdn.net image 500x385]

/yeah, yeah...Snopes

The actual quote was even worse.  It came across like she thought she had control over active-duty USAF assets, just because they were stationed in her state.

media.salon.com

Ohhh

--You put your god damn hand on that scanning screen, or I'll hack it off and put it on for you!
 
2013-05-30 12:54:45 AM  
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 12:56:23 AM  
Soprano?

thewashingtonfancy.com
 
2013-05-30 12:59:58 AM  
Who will protect our light bulbs now? Who?
 
2013-05-30 01:03:28 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: By Boehner's reckoning, this must be the jacket of freedom:

[thepoliticalcarnival.net image 345x400]


Room of freedom

static.ddmcdn.com

Anorexic athlete of freedom

flynaija.org
 
2013-05-30 01:08:58 AM  
tenpoundsofcheese: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

right, cause keeping the woman in the kitchen is a liberal fantasy?

a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.


dude, it's objectification, not hatred. We only love around here. We especially love it when a woman gets us a goddamn sandwich. Please pass that onto your mother.
 
2013-05-30 01:10:41 AM  
So she's leaving.
 
2013-05-30 03:38:43 AM  

whidbey: Kibbler: dopirt: whidbey: The fact that Boehner is thanking her as the door is about to hit her ass on the way out of Congress isn't lost on me.

As one of the libbiest libs of libville, let me defend Boehner on this. He's a politician. One of his party members is leaving. He has to say something.  So nice-sounding empty platitudes is what she got. That's all.

I'm surprised he didn't accuse Obama of driving her from office

Drivegateghazi: It would have made a heckuva scandal. Obama using the Official White House Motor Pool to shuttle her from Congress. Or even AF1.


FTFY
 
2013-05-30 04:03:25 AM  
She could, and did, say the stupidest, most insane things, without it hurting her at home.  This did give others the freedom to say the same things later.

She says things others can't, because she can take it.  Because she's not a hero.  She's what Congress deserves.  A Derp Knight.
 
2013-05-30 04:41:21 AM  

Nabb1: Freedom from the burdens of reality.


Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
 
2013-05-30 07:09:57 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Nabb1: Freedom from the burdens of reality.

Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?


Certainly not in the mother. That would be horrid.
 
2013-05-30 07:13:06 AM  

whidbey: hawcian: Bith Set Me Up: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x394]

Did she actually say that?

Yes, she did.

It's Poe's Law Poeing Poes.

Many conservatives went apeshiat when they found out CO2 became classified as a pollutant.

Not surprising since Bachmann had a rallying cry to abolish the EPA, really.


Shouldn't you be out there working, and earning me an income?
 
2013-05-30 07:19:06 AM  

muck4doo: No Aloha


Government means mental freeze.
 
2013-05-30 07:19:47 AM  

markfara: muck4doo: No Aloha

Government means mental freeze.


lol
 
2013-05-30 07:30:48 AM  

muck4doo: markfara: muck4doo: No Aloha

Government means mental freeze.

lol


If she's so special, why isn't she dead?
 
2013-05-30 08:06:21 AM  
Freedom to make shiat up and present it as fact?
 
2013-05-30 08:18:57 AM  

Gyrfalcon: somedude210: tenpoundsofcheese: a farker fantasy, absolutely.
"get me a sandwich"
"I'd hit it"
"sharp knees"

you know the drill.

so are all misogynists farkers or all farkers misogynists?

Why does hating a stupid person who happens to be a woman make one a "misogynist"? I hate her because she's a stupid fool. I hate Todd Akin (among others) for the same reason; am I a misandrist too?

Of course, I'm a bad example; I hate everyone stupid pretty even-handedly.


Farkers make misogynistic jokes.  We do it for the same reason we make racist jokes, classist jokes, jokes about foreigners, and constantly mix up Austria and Australia.  It's called "humor", unfortunately conservatives don't understand humor in more but the most broken and simplistic of ways.  Ergo when we hate on Bachmann for being a terrible person in more ways than I care to count, it must be because we hate women, not because we like women but enjoy making offensive anti-woman jokes as a form of making fun of ourselves as horrible internet people.

Also it's TenpoundsofDerp, so he's just throwing shiat at the wall and praying someone will give him the attention he so desperately needs to keep the voices at bay, voices like his mother who has been dead for decades but is still sitting in her attic room in the motel "they" run together.
 
2013-05-30 08:30:07 AM  
If Ann Coulter ran for her district and won, would we really notice any policy difference?
 
2013-05-30 08:50:44 AM  

vernonFL: Freedom

[www.freewoodpost.com image 550x498]

All we have to do
Is take these lies and make them true somehow

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I think there's something you should know
I think its time I told you so
There's something deep inside of me
there's someone else I've got to be


Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom!

You got to give for what you take.


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That was great. Thanks for my first chuckle of the morning!
 
2013-05-30 08:54:35 AM  

timujin: randomjsa: It does amuse me that the who seem to have the greatest problem with this statement are the same people who want cradle to grave government control of everyone's life.

Which is not to say I'm a fan of Bachmann but it's like listening to one group of people who would happily abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power deride a person who would gladly abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power for different people.

Nearly every comment here is making fun of her for being an insane person.  Your simile makes no sense in relation to the rest of the thread.


Give random a break. Sometimes its hard to shoehorn limited talking points into every conversation.
 
2013-05-30 09:37:18 AM  

muck4doo: Halp! Halp! Democratic party will save us from the corporate lobbyists they just took all that money from! Down with Capitalism!


I would have gone with "Democrat party" and kick your derp to 11.
It would just make it pop more, like using the Spice weasel.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

BAM!!
 
2013-05-30 10:07:32 AM  

randomjsa: It does amuse me that the who seem to have the greatest problem with this statement are the same people who want cradle to grave government control of everyone's life.

Which is not to say I'm a fan of Bachmann but it's like listening to one group of people who would happily abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power deride a person who would gladly abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power for different people.


DRINK!
 
2013-05-30 10:09:55 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.


*COUGH*HillaryClinton*COUGH*
 
2013-05-30 10:35:11 AM  
Free to be HPV?
 
2013-05-30 11:50:52 AM  

randomjsa: It does amuse me that the who seem to have the greatest problem with this statement are the same people who want cradle to grave government control of everyone's life.

Which is not to say I'm a fan of Bachmann but it's like listening to one group of people who would happily abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power deride a person who would gladly abuse the power of government in the pursuit of power for different people.


So support Bachmann and push for religious indoctrination as an alternative to public schools?
 
2013-05-30 12:53:48 PM  
A Voice of Freedom? Well Bachmann is a good example of some of the crap we must tolerate for freedom of speech, so I guess in a roundabout way.
 
2013-05-31 12:01:18 AM  
There is no hatred of women like liberal hate.

Yep, that floating fat man with the gold plated EIB mic is a LIBERAL cuz he called a woman "slut" multiple times.

Yup.
 
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