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(Kotaku)   The "Masturbation Diet" is not recommended, although submitter is down 27 pounds this week   (kotaku.com) divider line 151
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2013-05-29 02:56:27 PM
here, let me help

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2013-05-29 02:58:07 PM
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2013-05-29 02:59:15 PM
All that weight is being converted from belly fat to arm and hand muscle.
 
2013-05-29 03:00:44 PM
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2013-05-29 03:01:12 PM
I have to be in my bunk in 27 minutes
 
2013-05-29 03:06:26 PM
Do they have classes on this at the gym like they do with spinning?
 
2013-05-29 03:08:42 PM
The fact that Justin Bieber sings rack city chick instead of biatch is so cute.
 
2013-05-29 03:11:32 PM
You gotta let it out!

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2013-05-29 03:12:25 PM
www.reddresspdx.com

Amidoinitright?
 
2013-05-29 03:13:15 PM
I'm here to help YOU stay thin:

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2013-05-29 03:15:10 PM

mysticcat: Amidoinitright?


Just noticed that all three of my pictures were red dresses...

And I'm guessing you're doing it right, well you're doing it right for someone.
 
2013-05-29 03:16:37 PM
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2013-05-29 03:17:13 PM
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2013-05-29 03:17:53 PM
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2013-05-29 03:19:43 PM
So that's why I'm fat.
 
2013-05-29 03:22:40 PM
Don't worry, I'm a professional dietitian:

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2013-05-29 03:26:00 PM
Losing weight on briny teaspoon at a time.
 
2013-05-29 03:29:42 PM
this does not work.
 
2013-05-29 03:35:48 PM
"The issue with the effectiveness of this diet is that while you are exhausting your body, you are not consuming calories by using physical strength,"

No? You try lifting this thing.

/not really
//sad, tiny thing
 
2013-05-29 03:43:27 PM
And you can do this workout anywhere, like the office, school, or while driving.
 
2013-05-29 03:51:31 PM
Anyone got a link to this that isn't Kotaku?
 
2013-05-29 04:00:22 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: And you can do this workout anywhere, like the office, school, or while driving.


Sometimes at the mall I duck inside a clothing rack to have a quick workout on the go.
 
2013-05-29 04:14:16 PM
Whew!  For a second I thought you were going to ask me to make tea from my gravy sock.
 
2013-05-29 04:45:29 PM
Stay hydrated

/voice of experience
 
2013-05-29 04:47:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img20.imageshack.us image 307x409]


That's the debil!
 
2013-05-29 04:48:14 PM
Wow, I thought this thread was going to go a completely different direction:

brap: Whew!  For a second I thought you were going to ask me to make tea from my gravy sock.


I can't top that.  That's both hilarious and farking disgusting.  A winnar = you.
 
2013-05-29 04:51:05 PM
Now that I think about it, the wife and I just had a baby, and I lost quite a few pounds during the "No sex for 6 weeks" period.  Huh....
 
2013-05-29 04:51:24 PM

munko: this does not work.


That's for sure. If it did, I would be invisible
 
2013-05-29 04:51:31 PM
I don't want anybody else,
When I think of Black Forest Cake, I touch myself!
 
2013-05-29 04:52:01 PM
Not a bookmark
 
2013-05-29 04:52:40 PM
On the Grapefruit Diet you eat nothing but grapefruit. On this diet I assume you would eat nothing but... ew.
 
2013-05-29 04:54:32 PM

lennavan: Wow, I thought this thread was going to go a completely different direction:

brap: Whew!  For a second I thought you were going to ask me to make tea from my gravy sock.

I can't top that.  That's both hilarious and farking disgusting.  A winnar = you.


No.

You are suppose to squeeze it to replace the freh glaze at Cinabon...
 
2013-05-29 04:55:32 PM

turtleking: Not a bookmark


Hi.
 
2013-05-29 04:57:07 PM
It doesn't work so well if you lick your fingers afterwards.
 
2013-05-29 04:58:08 PM
Did he eat his own sludge, like he became a recyling man?
 
2013-05-29 04:59:06 PM
Epic thread alert.

I also sense the need to post the letters BIE and EIP for some reason.
 
2013-05-29 05:00:49 PM
If this worked, Is have been way skinnier in high school.
 
2013-05-29 05:02:35 PM
I've been on this diet for the last 32 years . . . it stopped working about 20 years ago.


/ goes to be fat somewhere else
 
2013-05-29 05:02:36 PM
Eat less and masturbate? Damnit! Why is there always a catch?

/Jared ate nothing but Subway
....and exercised.
 
2013-05-29 05:03:05 PM
"Ito's record was seven times in a single day."

I think he's turning Japanese.
 
2013-05-29 05:03:08 PM
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2013-05-29 05:07:13 PM
I think I found his after picture

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2013-05-29 05:08:22 PM
Supposedly, Ito's record was seven times in a single day

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2013-05-29 05:13:07 PM
Anyone who doesn't believe this works, go on one of the SSRI's with "certain sexual side effects" and keep the same diet. I guarantee you'll gain several pounds in a month if you don't alter your lifestyle in any other way.
 
2013-05-29 05:14:06 PM

ArkAngel: Supposedly, Ito's record was seven times in a single day

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I always figured after about 5 times I should stop and maybe recoup. BRB.
 
2013-05-29 05:16:57 PM
I wish Mrs. Hobbs tried this diet instead of that stupid Special K diet while preparing for our wedding.  Eating nothing but Special K turned her into a raving lunatic of a biatch.
 
2013-05-29 05:17:52 PM

ArkAngel: Supposedly, Ito's record was seven times in a single day

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7? I'm getting sore just thinking about it.
 
2013-05-29 05:18:05 PM
Yeah, forget that thing where I said Brian Ashcraft is scum.  He's below scum at this point.
 
2013-05-29 05:18:53 PM
Just make sure not to go out in that cold night air with your hat and jacket off.
 
2013-05-29 05:19:50 PM

RoyHobbs22: I wish Mrs. Hobbs tried this diet instead of that stupid Special K diet while preparing for our wedding.  Eating nothing but Special K turned her into a raving lunatic of a biatch.


heh. cuz cramming carbs with an occasional almond slice and dried cranberry isn't good after all?
 
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