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(Fox News)   Fox News website goes right to the heart of important issues of the day: Which porn stars and celebrities look the most alike   (foxnews.com) divider line 80
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2013-05-29 03:26:39 PM  
Missing Janice from the Muppets band and Jenna Jameson
 
2013-05-29 04:22:41 PM  
Or, 'we're bored, let's worship some blonde female snowflakes to take out minds off of our colored president.'
 
2013-05-29 04:25:12 PM  
None of those people looked alike.
 
2013-05-29 04:40:24 PM  
If you're watching porn to see faces you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-29 04:42:30 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
/go away, 'batin'...
 
2013-05-29 04:44:10 PM  
Done in one
 
2013-05-29 04:48:38 PM  
I stopped clicking on the 3rd one when I realized NONE OF THEM LOOK ALIKE.
But then, all Fox news does is create magical stories anyway, so.....good job.
 
2013-05-29 04:49:26 PM  
Sarah Palin?
 
2013-05-29 04:51:34 PM  
Just be happy there's nothing else attracting their attention
 
2013-05-29 04:52:43 PM  
Only 2 of those showed any sort of resemblance beyond "same hair color".
 
2013-05-29 04:53:11 PM  
I sure hope a coroner never has to decide which accident victim is Mariska Hargitay and which is Janine Lindemulder   After all, there are so few clues to rely on.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-29 04:54:34 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Missing Janice from the Muppets band and Jenna Jameson


www.paulmdelaney.com
They became one person, basically.
 
2013-05-29 04:55:06 PM  
While this is relevant to my interests, there are likely better researched comparisons.
 
2013-05-29 04:55:59 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: None of those people looked alike.


I always think these articles are someone's lame excuse for being busted with porn on their computer.

/annette haven!
 
2013-05-29 04:56:59 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: Only 2 of those showed any sort of resemblance beyond "same hair color".


What about the Leah Remini and Nica Noire one based around them having similar mouths?
 
2013-05-29 05:01:42 PM  

LegacyDL: If you're watching porn to see faces you're doing it wrong.


Sorry I disagree, if you have facially unattractive people going at it the only thing you are watching looks like an industrial film with the machinery covered in skin and hair
 
2013-05-29 05:02:14 PM  
Why just the ladies? These two are practically twins, based on the Fox criteria. Either that or it's all just a load of you know what.

2.bp.blogspot.com

i679.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-29 05:04:02 PM  
I'd say Lanny Barbie looks kinda like Megan Fox.
 
2013-05-29 05:04:09 PM  
Janine Lindemulder and Mariska Hargitay? WTF!

Given their recent life decisions, Bynes or Lohan with bad a neck tattoo would be better comparison
 
2013-05-29 05:08:44 PM  
So I do a GIS for "Nika Noire", and this comes up in the first few results:

i202.photobucket.com

So are they projecting that this is what she'll look like after five more years in the biz, al la Chasey Lane?
 
2013-05-29 05:10:56 PM  

LegacyDL: If you're watching porn to see faces you're doing it wrong.


What if they're watching it to see facials?
 
2013-05-29 05:12:19 PM  

SnakeLee: StRalphTheLiar: Only 2 of those showed any sort of resemblance beyond "same hair color".

What about the Leah Remini and Nica Noire one based around them having similar mouths?


Not as bad as Jessica Alba and Sky Lopez, cuz they're both hispanic with not black hair.
 
2013-05-29 05:18:13 PM  
Only Jamie Pressley and Jesse Jane came close.
 
2013-05-29 05:22:26 PM  
I came for Belladonna/Rachel Weisz.. literally
 
2013-05-29 05:25:31 PM  
I gave up after I realized I didn't know who the fark any of those people were, much less who was porn and who was not. It was like an episode of "Starlet or Streetwalker."
 
2013-05-29 05:27:00 PM  
www3.images.coolspotters.com

and

www.celebritiesfans.com
?
 
2013-05-29 05:35:07 PM  
www.celebritybabyscoop.com
Vs.

i.prphotos.com
 
2013-05-29 05:36:37 PM  
Kimberly Kane and Gillian Anderson.

www.celebrone.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-29 05:36:45 PM  
www.pickmeupnews.com
 
2013-05-29 05:42:44 PM  
totally worth it to click though to #8
 
2013-05-29 05:48:59 PM  
Was any of them Alyssa Hart or Lexi Belle?  Cause I ain't clicking for anything less.
 
2013-05-29 05:54:28 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: None of those people looked alike.


Done here.  (Nicole Aniston occasionally bears a passable resemblance to Jessica Alba.  That may've been worth mentioning...and I'm therefore not at all surprised that it wasn't.  Particularly considering the source and that trainwreck of an...article?)
 
2013-05-29 05:55:09 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Was any of them Alyssa Hart or Lexi Belle?  Cause I ain't clicking for anything less.


Don't click.
 
2013-05-29 05:56:05 PM  
images.sodahead.com

I think she looks more like a character from Star Trek.

www.wired.com
 
2013-05-29 06:00:29 PM  

skinink: Kimberly Kane and Gillian Anderson.

[www.celebrone.com image 300x400]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 652x889]


But who's the better actress?  AFter all, Miberly played not one, but two characters in the TNG parody.
 
2013-05-29 06:02:03 PM  

Flappyhead: skinink: Kimberly Kane and Gillian Anderson.

[www.celebrone.com image 300x400]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 652x889]

But who's the better actress?  AFter After all, Miberly Kimberly played not one, but two characters in the TNG parody.


I don't know why I suddenly developed tourrettes while typing that, but I did.
 
2013-05-29 06:03:41 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-29 06:12:04 PM  
Somebody at FX has hacked FoxNews website?
 
2013-05-29 06:12:32 PM  
Yeah... I don't know. Apart from the first pairing, none of these others bore even a passing resemblance to each other.
 
2013-05-29 06:21:27 PM  
By "look alike", I guess they mean "have boobs".
 
2013-05-29 06:41:21 PM  
Just let me have Mariska Hargitay like this (NSFW!), and I'll be happy.
 
2013-05-29 06:42:15 PM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Only Jamie Pressley and Jesse Jane came close.


Both squishyfaced fiveheads?
 
2013-05-29 06:49:37 PM  

ten foiled hats: Because People in power are Stupid: None of those people looked alike.

Done here.  (Nicole Aniston occasionally bears a passable resemblance to Jessica Alba.  That may've been worth mentioning...and I'm therefore not at all surprised that it wasn't.  Particularly considering the source and that trainwreck of an...article?)


Blech.  Nicole Aniston had flapjack tits before her boob job, and her new boobs look terrible.  Also she's a cum dodger in her early scenes (dunno about now, I don't watch her).
 
2013-05-29 07:22:19 PM  
fc08.deviantart.net
Isn't this Michelle Malkin with just the vaseline lens attached to the camera?
 
2013-05-29 07:58:27 PM  
Vlad_the_Inaner:
I sure hope a coroner never has to decide which accident victim is Mariska Hargitay and which is Janine Lindemulder   After all, there are so few clues to rely on.

[i.imgur.com image 770x875]


SHE MAY HAVE EVADED HER TAXES, BUT SHE WON'T EVADE MY BONER

/jk she's gross

LonMead:
Just let me have Mariska Hargitay like this (NSFW!), and I'll be happy.

static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-05-29 08:18:16 PM  
Britney Spears and Teagan Presley

Early in Teagan's career, yes, it was true she bore a resemblance. But then she destroyed herself (as they often do) with so much surgery, including unnecessary implants, she doesn't look like Britney in the slightest. They chose the worst possible picture to compare the two; I'm not even sure that's a picture of Teagan, to be honest.

CSB: went to HS with a girl who looked just like 80s-prime Ginger Lynn, right down to the hair teased up to the moon. She's still collecting interest in the spank bank.
 
2013-05-29 08:44:02 PM  

boonfarker: Britney Spears and Teagan Presley

Early in Teagan's career, yes, it was true she bore a resemblance. But then she destroyed herself (as they often do) with so much surgery, including unnecessary implants, she doesn't look like Britney in the slightest. They chose the worst possible picture to compare the two; I'm not even sure that's a picture of Teagan, to be honest.

CSB: went to HS with a girl who looked just like 80s-prime Ginger Lynn, right down to the hair teased up to the moon. She's still collecting interest in the spank bank.


Wondering if that was a picture of Tegan too. If it is, its not current cause now she has tats on her right arm. And WTF is up with that girl's ear in that photo?
 
2013-05-29 09:15:22 PM  
 
2013-05-29 09:16:46 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: None of those people looked alike.


THIS.
 
2013-05-29 09:24:46 PM  

taxandspend: [queplanetageneroso.files.wordpress.com image 305x170]

Too easy.


Well if we're going there

www.gannett-cdn.com
www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-05-29 09:25:09 PM  
1. I am shocked - SHOCKED I SAY - that they left out Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin.
2. Where's the one who looks just like Sarah Chalke?
 
2013-05-29 09:26:10 PM  
Other than Britney Spears and whatshername, not even close to lookalikes.
 
2013-05-29 09:32:20 PM  

boonfarker: Britney Spears and Teagan Presley

Early in Teagan's career, yes, it was true she bore a resemblance. But then she destroyed herself (as they often do) with so much surgery, including unnecessary implants, she doesn't look like Britney in the slightest. They chose the worst possible picture to compare the two; I'm not even sure that's a picture of Teagan, to be honest.


I remember when she started showing up in Digital Playground vids and thinking "Please don't screw yourself up honey."  A few years ago her name pops into my head randomly and I was very, VERY dissapointed with what had happened.

/so was my penis
 
2013-05-29 09:49:48 PM  
None of those people looked like each other really.
 
2013-05-29 09:50:46 PM  
Perhaps the better question is, "how much would you have to pay your average street walker to perform the acts of whoring and degradation that Fox News stars do on a regular basis?".
 
2013-05-29 10:05:47 PM  
Well if ever there was an article that had "slideshow click bait" slapped all over it, twas this.

And yes. I clicked.
 
2013-05-29 10:19:44 PM  
www.nsgalleries.comNatasha Nice...


assets.nydailynews.com
Lindsay Lohan
 
2013-05-29 10:51:57 PM  
The chick that played Eric's sister in the first season of "That 70's show" always struck me as a dead ringer for Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn,  or maybe Karen Summer. They all had the same body type and hair style. And were sluts.
 
2013-05-29 10:59:25 PM  
Why is conservative mouthpiece Fauxnews doing looking at porn sites? do their clergy know?
 
2013-05-29 11:07:21 PM  

Mulchpuppy: 1. I am shocked - SHOCKED I SAY - that they left out Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin.
2. Where's the one who looks just like Sarah Chalke?


There's a Sarah Chalke porn star lookalike?

I really need to know her name...for research purposes only.
 
2013-05-29 11:36:53 PM  
I'd like to find a Nigella Lawson look-a-like in porn.

Haven't yet.
 
2013-05-29 11:52:56 PM  

AkaDad: Mulchpuppy: 1. I am shocked - SHOCKED I SAY - that they left out Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin.
2. Where's the one who looks just like Sarah Chalke?

There's a Sarah Chalke porn star lookalike?

I really need to know her name...for research purposes only.

 
2013-05-29 11:55:24 PM  
Sounds like someone at Fox "News" discovered r/doppelbangher
 
2013-05-30 12:06:40 AM  

Atomic Spunk: [www.pickmeupnews.com image 580x700]


Came into this thread to say THIS!
Now just...came.
 
2013-05-30 12:07:11 AM  

jbuist: I'd like to find a Nigella Lawson look-a-like in porn.

Haven't yet.


Let us know if you do, eh?
 
2013-05-30 12:35:14 AM  
i always thought melanie rios looked alot like jessica alba

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
assets.nydailynews.com

both facially and dat-ass
 
2013-05-30 02:05:28 AM  

Cargo: [www.nsgalleries.com image 850x459]Natasha Nice...


[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x628]
Lindsay Lohan


Natasha Nice is way hotter and probably has less STDs than Lohan
 
2013-05-30 02:36:41 AM  
Did anyone born after 1975 find this list informative?

Way to go FoxNews!  It's nice to see you're staying loyal to your audience..

/canNotFapToThis
 
2013-05-30 03:46:21 AM  
Cynthia Fox looks a lot like Sarah Michelle Gellar...

fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-05-30 03:50:31 AM  
Anna Silk and Angel Dark?
 
2013-05-30 04:07:46 AM  
I think Kayden Kross looks like Yvonne Strahovski.

4.bp.blogspot.com
www.maxim.com.au
 
2013-05-30 07:09:01 AM  
I don't watch porn, because it's a tool of the devil.  But my friend Bob Sacamano says that the porn star Marry Queen is a blond twin to Emma Watson.

blog.zap2it.com
You're welcome.
 
2013-05-30 07:15:18 AM  

Dingfod: I think Kayden Kross looks like Yvonne Strahovski.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 585x766]
[www.maxim.com.au image 638x850]


They are both beautiful women, but the only similar features they have are blonde hair and prominent breasts.
 
2013-05-30 07:58:45 AM  
Was going to crap on subby by pointing out that it's a good thing no evidence exists for other news sites ever doing a fluff piece (heh), then I decided for shiats & giggles to check out the deslide.  Jesus Fox, would it have killed you to look for modern porn stars?  Kinda kills the whole stand-in concept of doppelganger if your "twin" has already died.
 
2013-05-30 08:05:14 AM  

paulba1n: Did anyone born after 1975 find this list informative?

Way to go FoxNews!  It's nice to see you're staying loyal to your audience..

/canNotFapToThis


Whatever gives Old Men Murdoch and Ailes a boner.
 
2013-05-30 08:54:05 AM  
Malena Morgan looks a whole lot like Jessica Alba. Do yourself a favor and look her up.
 
2013-05-30 10:22:04 AM  
Sarah Silverman...
www.thecinemasource.com

and Joanna Angel...
photos.exposay.com
 
2013-05-30 02:43:13 PM  

AkaDad: Mulchpuppy: 1. I am shocked - SHOCKED I SAY - that they left out Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin.
2. Where's the one who looks just like Sarah Chalke?

There's a Sarah Chalke porn star lookalike?

I really need to know her name...for research purposes only.


Pretty sure he's talking about Cherry Jul.  Rhianna has a pretty spot on porn doppelganger of a similar name if I recall.
 
2013-05-30 05:21:55 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: [images.sodahead.com image 350x262]

I think she looks more like a character from Star Trek.

[www.wired.com image 351x264]


Between the two I trust the salt creature.
 
2013-05-30 09:33:20 PM  

Evil Mackerel: TheShavingofOccam123: [images.sodahead.com image 350x262]

I think she looks more like a character from Star Trek.

[www.wired.com image 351x264]

Between the two I trust the salt creature.


Yeah, but which one would you fark?
 
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