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2013-05-29 02:57:50 PM
6: splitting a five item list into two pages?
 
2013-05-29 03:00:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


And we're done...
 
2013-05-29 03:00:26 PM
Complaining about dumb things people do on facebook.

Here's a hint:  if you don't want to see people being stupid, don't use social networking.
 
2013-05-29 03:00:38 PM
Facebook and twitter are not 'the internet'
 
2013-05-29 03:00:39 PM
How about posting hashtags in places other than Twitter?
 
2013-05-29 03:00:44 PM
7. Not having a mobile site?
 
2013-05-29 03:01:01 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


I was going to go with having written it in the first place.
 
2013-05-29 03:01:32 PM
TotalFark not listed?
 
2013-05-29 03:02:04 PM
I've seen all these before. I have been here for awhile.
 
2013-05-29 03:02:12 PM
Creating FarkTV?
 
2013-05-29 03:03:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


Over in 1.
 
2013-05-29 03:03:21 PM
8. Posting Cracked links to Fark?
 
2013-05-29 03:03:58 PM
How about posting hashtags in places other than Twitter?

@meanmutton  #Sotrue
 
2013-05-29 03:04:26 PM
Nothing about putting up a slideshow.
 
2013-05-29 03:05:31 PM
before clicking, my list:
Articles that are lists like this one.
slides shows.
 
2013-05-29 03:05:55 PM
Anyone who presumes to speak for "the internet" should himself be banned from the...WAIT A MINUTE!
 
2013-05-29 03:06:32 PM
Why is kiddie porn not on the list?
 
2013-05-29 03:06:40 PM
Posting in a Photoshop thread a picture of a pickle in an uncomfortable place.
 
2013-05-29 03:08:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


*clears out thread* Go home. Nothing left to do.
 
2013-05-29 03:08:38 PM
How about we give up on this internet thing? It's probably run it's course now.
 
2013-05-29 03:09:33 PM

Thisbymaster: 7. Not having a mobile site?


Mine would be:

Having a mobile site that works with mobile devices WORSE than the non-mobile version.

I see this pretty often.
 
2013-05-29 03:11:47 PM
Robert Brockway, eh?

Wonder he's a fan of trolling climate threads?
 
2013-05-29 03:12:15 PM

Corvus: Thisbymaster: 7. Not having a mobile site?

Mine would be:

Having a mobile site that works with mobile devices WORSE than the non-mobile version.

I see this pretty often.


Yep.  Facebook even - the app, not a "mobile site".  Albeit my phone's operating system is obsolete at this time.
 
2013-05-29 03:12:41 PM
meanmutton: How about posting hashtags in places other than Twitter?

#that

#it's not a hashtag

#it's a perl comment

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-05-29 03:13:04 PM

Corvus: Thisbymaster: 7. Not having a mobile site?

Mine would be:

Having a mobile site that works with mobile devices WORSE than the non-mobile version.

I see this pretty often.


I actually would have just said 7. Having a mobile site since I haven't found one yet that doesn't either redirect me to the home page so I lose whatever I was looking at or is as you say, worse than the non-mobile version.
 
2013-05-29 03:13:48 PM

ikanreed: Complaining about dumb things people do on facebook.

Here's a hint:  if you don't want to see people being stupid, don't use social networking.


Who needs social networking?  Stupid is free and it's world-wide.
 
2013-05-29 03:13:54 PM
Meh; those are only passably annoying things, that don't hurt anyone.

What really needs to be banned from teh interwebs:

1. Butt hurt

2. The race card

3. Godwin's law

4. Markley's law

5. Anything I don't like
 
2013-05-29 03:14:15 PM
still typing things in old shorthand when pretty much everything has a full keyboard
 
2013-05-29 03:15:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


PAGE ONE:
This
 
2013-05-29 03:15:16 PM
StrangeQ: I actually would have just said 7. Having a mobile site since I haven't found one yet that doesn't either redirect me to the home page so I lose whatever I was looking at or is as you say, worse than the non-mobile version.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-05-29 03:15:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


PAGE Two:
also This
 
2013-05-29 03:16:20 PM

ikanreed: Complaining about dumb things people do on facebook.

Here's a hint:  if you don't want to see people being stupid, don't use social networking.


But I only use it to catch up on family members. That makes it "OK", doesn't it?
 
2013-05-29 03:16:26 PM

skinink: Posting in a Photoshop thread a picture of a pickle in an uncomfortable place.


The back of a volkswagen?
 
2013-05-29 03:16:44 PM
Writing this Cracked article.
 
2013-05-29 03:17:32 PM

iheartscotch: Meh; those are only passably annoying things, that don't hurt anyone.

What really needs to be banned from teh interwebs:

1. Butt hurt

2. The race card

3. Godwin's law

4. Markley's law

5. Anything I don't like


6. Pretending that "Markley's law" is a thing

7. Using "Bing" as a verb.
 
Euk
2013-05-29 03:17:41 PM
Writing this article should have been on that list.
 
2013-05-29 03:18:08 PM
"Featured Partner"
 
2013-05-29 03:19:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?


Eddie Adams from Torrance: FirstNationalBastard: 6: splitting a five item list into two pages?

And we're done...

 
2013-05-29 03:20:50 PM

rebelyell2006: iheartscotch: Meh; those are only passably annoying things, that don't hurt anyone.

What really needs to be banned from teh interwebs:

7. Using "Bing" as a verb.


robliano.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-29 03:21:17 PM
*reads bullshiat

Extremely happy that I cannot relate to any of this bullshiat
 
2013-05-29 03:21:30 PM
How about banning websites that require 14 active scripts? I'm looking at you, Cracked!
 
2013-05-29 03:21:30 PM

WhippingBoy: ikanreed: Complaining about dumb things people do on facebook.

Here's a hint:  if you don't want to see people being stupid, don't use social networking.

But I only use it to catch up on family members. That makes it "OK", doesn't it?


No, not really. My family complains that "you're not on facebook, or twitter how can I keep up with you" but when they say "come look at my facebook page and see what (family member) did", it's all pretty stupid. So I'm going to say not OK. But that's just my opinion.
 
2013-05-29 03:21:43 PM
i26.photobucket.com

/ducks
 
2013-05-29 03:22:39 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: How about banning websites that require 14 active scripts? I'm looking at you, Cracked!


Or 17 third-party tracking cookies.
 
2013-05-29 03:23:53 PM

orezona: [i26.photobucket.com image 400x600]

/ducks


I don't recall seeing Gorgor in quite a while... did he get his Fark pink slip?
 
2013-05-29 03:24:57 PM

RatOmeter: orezona: [i26.photobucket.com image 400x600]

/ducks

I don't recall seeing Gorgor in quite a while... did he get his Fark pink slip?


A few years ago, actually.
 
kab
2013-05-29 03:27:19 PM
Typing the following: tweet, phablet, lawl, twittersphere, blogosphere

Using 'everyone' and 'no one' to reinforce your opinion

Attributing a single mindset to a landmass to reinforce your opinion.  "Why is America so fat?"

Using witty phrases like "people still buy books?"

/and many... many more.
 
2013-05-29 03:27:25 PM
7. Joining a website where alcoholics and misanthropes gather to antagonist each other, comment on the attractiveness of women and browse news stories when they should be working.
 
2013-05-29 03:27:28 PM
The first one does not deserve to be on that list. It is every farkers responsibility to correct idiots on Facebook who type shiat like "lik dis if u cry ery tiem."
 
2013-05-29 03:28:05 PM
Repeat.

/and misspelled
 
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