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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman riding the stick causes SUV crash in New Mexico   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 68
    More: Asinine, New Mexico, SUV, Albuquerque Police Department, Bernalillo County  
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2013-05-29 12:57:29 PM
He hid in a cactus. Is this a farking looney tunes episode? Where's the wacky rabbit? Foghorn Leghorn, is that you?
 
2013-05-29 01:04:50 PM
PS Mr Subby-man: Seems to me that the drunkard driving the car at a high rate of speed caused the accident.
 
2013-05-29 01:07:18 PM
Seriously, these two just couldn't stop on an isolated road and gotten it on then?!
 
2013-05-29 01:07:18 PM
I hope it had bucket seats
 
2013-05-29 01:07:29 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-29 01:07:38 PM

Di Atribe: PS Mr Subby-man: Seems to me that the drunkard driving the car at a high rate of speed caused the accident.


No.  No man will turn down sex.  She should have told him to stop the car first.  Her fault.
 
2013-05-29 01:09:00 PM
I don't see the crime here. Who hasn't done that?
 
2013-05-29 01:09:18 PM
This is why I make sure I'm completely sober when I fark and drive. Seriously, you haven't lived unless you've had a hot 19 year old riding you while barreling down the interstate at 2AM.

/it was a manual transmission, too
 
2013-05-29 01:09:46 PM
Pics of Natasha before I pass judgment.
 
2013-05-29 01:10:27 PM
much easier than chewing your arm off
 
2013-05-29 01:11:20 PM

Di Atribe: PS Mr Subby-man: Seems to me that the drunkard driving the car at a high rate of speed caused the accident.


How does having sex while driving compare to having kids in the back seat, or a cell phone?  It's gotta be pretty distracting compared with either....
 
2013-05-29 01:11:37 PM
My ex husband and I did that once - back at the beginning of our marriage, before he turned
to the dark side.

All I can say is this...the vibrations of the road get transmitted...

ZOWIE!
 
2013-05-29 01:12:16 PM
Dammit woman! You're going to ruin the leather on the shifter!
 
2013-05-29 01:12:28 PM

stevarooni: Di Atribe: PS Mr Subby-man: Seems to me that the drunkard driving the car at a high rate of speed caused the accident.

How does having sex while driving compare to having kids in the back seat, or a cell phone?  It's gotta be pretty distracting compared with either....


Favorably.
 
2013-05-29 01:15:01 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is why I make sure I'm completely sober when I fark and drive. Seriously, you haven't lived unless you've had a hot 19 year old riding you while barreling down the interstate at 2AM.

/it was a manual transmission, too


This is why I make sure I'm not farking when I drink and drive.
 
2013-05-29 01:15:12 PM

telejester: Pics of Natasha before I pass judgment.


i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-29 01:15:43 PM
Amateurs
 
2013-05-29 01:15:59 PM

Wellon Dowd: Dammit woman! You're going to ruin the leather on the shifter!


I think I saw that video on the intertubes.
 
2013-05-29 01:16:33 PM

kvinesknows: telejester: Pics of Natasha before I pass judgment.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 175x265]


Apparently she was spilled out on the highway without a stitch of clothes.  This is an oddly specific, "What sex in a car might look like" image.
 
2013-05-29 01:16:42 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is why I make sure I'm completely sober when I fark and drive. Seriously, you haven't lived unless you've had a hot 19 year old riding you while barreling down the interstate at 2AM.

/it was a manual transmission, too


Still pretty fun doing it 10:30pm with a slightly chubby (but cute)  22 year old and an automatic transmission.
 
2013-05-29 01:18:50 PM
just pretend its her..  :)
 
2013-05-29 01:19:59 PM
New Mexico.... there's a "New" Mexico?
 
2013-05-29 01:21:04 PM
You don't qualify for the mile high club on the ground even if the elevation is 5300'.
 
2013-05-29 01:21:23 PM

stevarooni: Di Atribe: PS Mr Subby-man: Seems to me that the drunkard driving the car at a high rate of speed caused the accident.

How does having sex while driving compare to having kids in the back seat, or a cell phone?  It's gotta be pretty distracting compared with either....


Well, I have to say that I've never tried to do the forbidden dance whilst driving, but imagining the logistics of the whole thing, it'd be kind of hard (heehee) to see the road. Seeing the road seems important to steering the vehicle away from other things.

At least with mouthy kids or a cell phone, I can still see the road. I always solved that problem by having my spawn answer my calls for me. Try it. It works.
 
2013-05-29 01:23:28 PM
Premature Ejeculation
 
2013-05-29 01:24:49 PM
according to the comment section she goes by  Natasha Yoko Ono   on FB..  must have locked down her profile I guess
 
2013-05-29 01:26:48 PM
Woman riding the stick Old School.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-05-29 01:28:49 PM
His name is Jose Jalapeno. He has the steek.
 
2013-05-29 01:31:13 PM

stevarooni: Di Atribe: PS Mr Subby-man: Seems to me that the drunkard driving the car at a high rate of speed caused the accident.

How does having sex while driving compare to having kids in the back seat, or a cell phone?  It's gotta be pretty distracting compared with either....


I'll take the sex over the others please.
 
2013-05-29 01:34:39 PM

telejester: Pics of Natasha before I pass judgment.



She sounds like a white girl and was banging a mexican. No way she's under 300 lbs.
 
2013-05-29 01:35:04 PM

gmacbeth: Premature Ejeculation


in flagrante ejecto
 
2013-05-29 01:37:40 PM

Sofa King Smart: gmacbeth: Premature Ejeculation

in flagrante ejecto


I'll bet it was coitus surprise.
 
2013-05-29 01:39:15 PM
coitus interruptus, indeed!
 
2013-05-29 01:43:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtJMZEthP0

Kiowa helicopter catches couple on night vision
 
2013-05-29 01:49:12 PM
I spent 10 minutes yesterday unsuccessfully looking for a video clip of the Dwarves saying their line about "room on the stick for you, doll". And now this comes along.
 
2013-05-29 01:52:04 PM

Abuse Liability: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is why I make sure I'm completely sober when I fark and drive. Seriously, you haven't lived unless you've had a hot 19 year old riding you while barreling down the interstate at 2AM.

/it was a manual transmission, too

Still pretty fun doing it 10:30pm with a slightly chubby (but cute)  22 year old and an automatic transmission.


Never did "it" while driving, but did have one of those 22 year olds singing into the "microphone" at about 65 mph on the interstate.
 
2013-05-29 01:56:11 PM

CrazyCracka420: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtJMZEthP0

Kiowa helicopter catches couple on night vision


Oh sh*t, i laughed my ass off. That was great.
 
2013-05-29 01:56:51 PM
The people in the other car never saw him coming.
 
2013-05-29 02:01:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: Dammit woman! You're going to ruin the leather on the shifter!


From the looks of that pic, she was farking the car, not the dude driving it.
 
2013-05-29 02:01:44 PM

digitalrain: My ex husband and I did that once - back at the beginning of our marriage, before he turned
to the dark side.

All I can say is this...the vibrations of the road get transmitted...

ZOWIE!




Try it on a gravel road ;) The one and only time I did it was late at night sober going down a gravel road just past Altoona which is right outside of Des Moines, Iowa. We are talking no traffic and miles between houses. She climbed on and we didn't even need to move ourselves. We ended up driving out until we climaxed and back four times that night.
 
2013-05-29 02:11:40 PM

telejester: Abuse Liability: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is why I make sure I'm completely sober when I fark and drive. Seriously, you haven't lived unless you've had a hot 19 year old riding you while barreling down the interstate at 2AM.

/it was a manual transmission, too

Still pretty fun doing it 10:30pm with a slightly chubby (but cute)  22 year old and an automatic transmission.

Never did "it" while driving, but did have one of those 22 year olds singing into the "microphone" at about 65 mph on the interstate.


that doesn't sound unusual... I've seen that done on TV...

pzrservices.typepad.com
 
2013-05-29 02:12:38 PM

trekkiecougar: Amateurs


I prefer sex in a kayak. It's like lite beer.
 
2013-05-29 02:18:07 PM

telejester: Pics of Natasha before I pass judgment.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-29 02:21:43 PM
With a bloodied Carroll lying in the road, Briones got back into his vehicle and attempted to flee the accident scene

Wow...
 
2013-05-29 02:26:12 PM

telejester: Pics of Natasha before I pass judgment.


chatter-fest.com

/obligatory
 
2013-05-29 02:33:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-29 02:35:11 PM
Westbound Highway 66 out of DC into Virginia, with lane shifts and orange barrels from construction.

1994ish.  Nighttime.  Crazy/hot girlfriend's red BMW.


It was wrong, and I apologize for my actions.
 
2013-05-29 02:54:01 PM

SirEattonHogg: New Mexico.... there's a "New" Mexico?


It used to be New Improved Mexico, but the focus groups didn't like the longer name.
 
2013-05-29 03:00:04 PM
Garp
 
2013-05-29 03:04:12 PM
Not casting any stones here.
I must have been drunk, nekkid, and having sex behind the wheel at least 7 times in Albuquerque in my youth.
 
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