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(Bay News 9)   Ripley's wants to buy 4 lb hairball removed from tiger. Believe it, nor not   ( divider line
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2162 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 May 2013 at 1:42 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-29 12:58:42 PM  
I want to buy a five pound hairball removed from Ellen Degeneres.
2013-05-29 01:44:10 PM
2013-05-29 01:46:43 PM  
2013-05-29 01:47:58 PM  
I thought Khloe Kardashian weighed more than 4 pounds.
2013-05-29 01:52:50 PM  
Nor not?
Nor not now?
nor not now nom?
2013-05-29 01:53:36 PM  
Send it to India. They'd say it was Shiva's left nut, and build a temple around it.
2013-05-29 02:00:53 PM

It's not a hairball.
2013-05-29 02:05:50 PM  
George isn't at home
2013-05-29 02:07:37 PM  
Market it in the far east as an aphrodisiac more powerful than rhino horns.
2013-05-29 02:13:46 PM  
The Taiwanese animators are on it!
2013-05-29 02:15:29 PM  
2013-05-29 02:21:14 PM  

brap: I want to buy a five pound hairball removed from Ellen Degeneres.

Done in one!
2013-05-29 02:25:21 PM  

brap: I want to buy a five pound hairball removed from Ellen Degeneres.

Portia shaves/waxes.
2013-05-29 02:35:56 PM  
2013-05-29 02:36:17 PM  
I was going to visit Florida anyway, just for fun, either the Keys, Miami, or Orlando. Now I have to wait and see where the hairball lands.
2013-05-29 03:15:27 PM  
"where the hairball lands" This would be a great title for an eighties metal band reunion.
2013-05-29 03:28:12 PM  
My cat acked up a 3-4 oz hairball today, so there's that.....I'll sell it for a $100.00 plus shipping if anyone wants me to filtch it back out of the garbage.
2013-05-29 04:12:56 PM  
Believe it or not
I'm choking on hair
I never thought it would happen to me
Hacking away
While I'm gasping for air
Remove it for me
Donate it to Ripley's

\Song gets stuck in my head whenever I see "Believe it or not"
2013-05-29 05:14:53 PM  
We're gonna be meeeelionaires!
2013-05-29 05:37:41 PM  
2013-05-29 05:38:57 PM  
Great, now I have to go watch something with Jack Palance in it.
2013-05-29 05:44:39 PM  
RIP Mr Pingping
2013-05-29 07:46:04 PM
2013-05-29 09:03:52 PM  
Oh, dammit. Not one but two people stepped on my line before I made it to the thread.

Oh, well. There's Bill the Cat.
2013-05-30 11:54:45 AM  
Trichino-bezoar. Kings have sought these things in ages past.
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