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2013-05-29 12:49:38 PM
Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, have been shooting sex scenes together for the last 18 months for their own self-titled website, sometimes sharing the same partner, but not at the same time and never with each other -- a technicality that keeps their films from being legally considered incest.

Um, some quick research turns up at least one video in which both mother and daughter are right there in the same room together, not touching exactly but certainly engaged in very sexual acts in extremely close proximity to one another. And there are probably many more but they seem pretty trashy and I don't care enough to look. Where exactly does the line defined by this "technicality" begin?
 
2013-05-29 12:51:02 PM
Good God, you people are sick.
 
2013-05-29 12:51:28 PM

Pocket Ninja: Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, have been shooting sex scenes together for the last 18 months for their own self-titled website, sometimes sharing the same partner, but not at the same time and never with each other -- a technicality that keeps their films from being legally considered incest.

Um, some quick research turns up at least one video in which both mother and daughter are right there in the same room together, not touching exactly but certainly engaged in very sexual acts in extremely close proximity to one another. And there are probably many more but they seem  pretty trashy and I don't care enough to look. Where exactly does the line defined by this "technicality" begin?


Going to have to disagree with you
 
2013-05-29 12:52:36 PM
It's not technically incest, which is the best kind of incest?
 
2013-05-29 12:55:08 PM

Pocket Ninja: Where exactly does the line defined by this "technicality" begin?


EvilEgg: It's not technically incest, which is the best kind of incest?

lol
 
2013-05-29 01:01:52 PM
Farking gross.
 
2013-05-29 01:03:32 PM
Ah, incest...It's not always apparent, but it's always relative.
 
2013-05-29 01:04:26 PM
I draw the line of inappropriate porn at....somewhere over there...unless  you are judging me.
 
2013-05-29 01:14:04 PM
Kid looks like the poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
 
2013-05-29 01:14:43 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-29 01:51:33 PM
That is just horrible.  Vincent D'Onofrio is one of the best character actors alive!  He's not "that cockroach guy"!
 
2013-05-29 01:57:41 PM
It warms my heart to see a mother and daughter spending so much quality time together.
 
2013-05-29 02:05:15 PM
My Dad is dead but I'll dig him up and volunteer.
 
2013-05-29 02:07:52 PM

EvilEgg: Good God, you people are sick.



deansomerset.com
 
2013-05-29 02:08:47 PM
data.whicdn.com
 
2013-05-29 02:10:28 PM

neritz: Ah, incest...It's not always apparent, but it's always relative.


What about step.  Does step count?
amcblogmte4.atlantic-media.us
 
2013-05-29 02:10:32 PM
Dude, a mother and daughter, that's all pretty farked up right there. A father and son is infinitely worse.

Now two sisters....
 
2013-05-29 02:13:18 PM
In one of the first (maybe the very first) videos they did together, the daughter moves behind the mom and starts to go down on her then the guy filming stops her. I would be surprised if they havnt gone at it together on film (or off), but nobody wants to be prosecuted for incest.

They are both rather bland looking. The mom isnt bad for 56. Daughter looks like a tweaker. I would happily accept a threesome with them.
 
2013-05-29 02:13:18 PM
that reminds of this girl i used to kind of date or something for a while. and her mother.

girl was fat tho, so it doesn't matter.

/
From Thibodaux to Fontaineaux the place is buzzin'
Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen.
Dress in style and go hog-wild, me-oh my-oh
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou.
 
2013-05-29 02:13:26 PM
When does the reality show with auditions to find this father and son duo start?
 
2013-05-29 02:13:51 PM
shes adopted so its all good
 
2013-05-29 02:14:27 PM
Still better than poop.

AmIRight?
 
2013-05-29 02:14:31 PM
What man among us hasn't dreamed of nailing a hot mom and her hot daughter?*


*Hot is relaive and not to be considered the same for all people. Also as my good friend would say two 5's make a 10.
 
2013-05-29 02:14:51 PM
hmm.. have to bang a chick 16 years older then me to get to bang a chick 18 years younger then me.


and the only caveat is that one of my sons has to be in on it?
 
2013-05-29 02:15:05 PM

UberDave: That is just horrible.  Vincent D'Onofrio is one of the best character actors alive!  He's not "that cockroach guy"!


Agreed and huh?
 
2013-05-29 02:15:40 PM
George H. W. Bush and George W. BUsh
 
2013-05-29 02:15:47 PM
Lots of directions I could go with this post.

1) alright, but what their hair color?

2) so, gays can get married but these two ladies could face arrest if they accidentally touch each other during sex?

3) well, I know what conversation topic is going to be ruining Thanksgiving this year!

/couldn't decide.
 
2013-05-29 02:15:58 PM
There's some real sick people in this world. I wouldn't shock me one bit to see this "project" succeed.

/I will now go puke at the thought
 
2013-05-29 02:16:28 PM
There is a gallery of these two in TFA labeled "NSFW", but none of the images are actually NSFW. I'm not entirely sure if I'm disappointed by that or not.
 
2013-05-29 02:16:41 PM
Pocket Ninja:
Where exactly does the line defined by this "technicality" begin?


Here:  not at the same time and never with each other

I'm guessing as long as they don't touch each other or have sex with the same guy at the same time it isn't incest.
 
2013-05-29 02:17:21 PM

UberDave: That is just horrible.  Vincent D'Onofrio is one of the best character actors alive!  He's not "that cockroach guy"!


Fark also taught me he was Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket and Thor in Adventures in Babysitting.
 
2013-05-29 02:17:24 PM
Meh, they have too skinny of knees for me.

what we really need is some BBW twin lesbians.

Now that's entertainment!

/Kidding
//made porn with submitters MOM
 
2013-05-29 02:17:30 PM

kvinesknows: hmm.. have to bang a chick 16 years older then me to get to bang a chick 18 years younger then me.


and the only caveat is that one of my sons has to be in on it?


DAD!  How I've missed you.

/Quiet, or you'll queer the deal.
//That may have been an unfortunate choice of wording in the circumstances.
 
2013-05-29 02:17:39 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-05-29 02:17:45 PM
Remember, Chlamydia is not a flower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuX5QL9RPE
 
2013-05-29 02:19:27 PM
Holding out for the conjoined
 
2013-05-29 02:21:15 PM
I have seen porn with twin sisters but at no time do they touch each other. So I just touch myself.
 
2013-05-29 02:21:18 PM
I guess the HuffPo tag preempts the Florida tag. Or are they really sorta the same thing?
 
2013-05-29 02:21:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-29 02:21:37 PM
I guess it is better than father/daughter or mother/son or dog/cat
 
2013-05-29 02:22:31 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-05-29 02:22:48 PM
If you've ever lived in/nearby a poor trailer park, this is not news.
 
2013-05-29 02:24:08 PM
1. Where's the Florida Tag.  We earned these two hot sluts through years of hookers, swingers clubs, and stripper law-suite.
2. I love living in Trampa!
 
2013-05-29 02:24:14 PM
Came for NSFW links to the family's work - left disappointed.
 
2013-05-29 02:24:18 PM
img2u.info

LIARS!
 
2013-05-29 02:25:36 PM
Ok Farkers, this movie needs a name.

I'm going with "The Brady Munch"
 
2013-05-29 02:26:44 PM

Gunderson: Ok Farkers, this movie needs a name.

I'm going with "The Brady Munch"


Mommy Rearest
 
2013-05-29 02:28:09 PM
This reminds me that I lost my copy of Taboo 2, the best porn movie ever made.  Now I'm sad.
 
2013-05-29 02:29:24 PM
I wonder what sort of Pinky and the Brain moment lead to this. " what you want to do tonight?"  "same thing as every night take over the world with almost incestous porn."
 
2013-05-29 02:29:27 PM

uncleacid: I have seen porn with twin sisters but at no time do they touch each other. So I just touch myself.


Pretty sure I've seen (err..I mean, heard of) one where they do touch each other but I don't think it was American so I'm assuming the laws are different.
 
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