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(NY Daily News)   Britney Spears, Kobe and the Hilton sisters were all in the same Las Vegas bar on New Year's Eve. Al Queda decides to punish U.S. by not flying plane into bar   (nydailynews.com) divider line 101
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2004-01-03 07:14:14 AM
Brilliant!

/Guinness commercial
 
2004-01-03 12:04:08 PM
Does this mean that we will be getting a Kobe/Paris sex tape soon? Cuz I'd much rather see the Kobe/Britney tape...
 
2004-01-03 12:42:13 PM
Britney/Hiltons.
 
2004-01-03 12:45:04 PM
They're all whores.
 
2004-01-03 12:45:42 PM
How is Kobe a whore? I think a whore might have actually solved a lot of Kobe's problems.
 
2004-01-03 12:46:16 PM
"Britney was schnauckered..."

By Kobe or the Hiltons?
 
2004-01-03 12:48:31 PM
Britney got drunk?!?!?! *gasp* How dare a 22 year old do that!
 
2004-01-03 12:48:42 PM
The media whores have already won.
 
2004-01-03 12:51:07 PM
Why does this get a dumbass tag?

The only person who deserves that tag is the poster who submitted this tripe.
 
2004-01-03 12:51:24 PM
leggo my ego
 
2004-01-03 12:51:35 PM
Punish?

I think letting them live is punishment enough...
 
2004-01-03 12:53:15 PM
hahahahahahha, uber headline :D
 
2004-01-03 12:53:18 PM
AND WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT IN ANY WAY?


Because it's only January 3?
 
2004-01-03 12:53:28 PM
Farking is making me brain dead...

/Can't believe I actually RTFA
 
2004-01-03 12:53:29 PM
Where's my coverage? I babysat my almost 3-year old niece and her dog while her parents were out. That would be more entertaining to read about than these drunks!
 
2004-01-03 12:53:32 PM
Kobe can live.

Britney and the Hiltons must die. Now plz, thx.
 
2004-01-03 12:53:41 PM
war time
 
2004-01-03 12:54:02 PM
on another note, what is the proper way to spell al-quaieadeaadeda?
 
2004-01-03 12:54:40 PM
Kobe can live, as long as he stops raping people.
 
2004-01-03 12:57:19 PM
Kobe hanging out in a bar owned by the Maloofs? Hmmmmmmm.

PS I think it's weird that anybody cares how much Brittney Spares drinks.
 
2004-01-03 12:59:23 PM
I wonder if anyone got uneasy when Kobe walked in and asked "Where's all the white women at?"
 
2004-01-03 01:00:15 PM
2004-01-03 12:45:42 PM Thras
How is Kobe a whore? I think a whore might have actually solved a lot of Kobe's problems.


I don't know. I just like painting with a broad brush. If anything, he's a rapist. He was my favorite player before the sh*t hit the fan in Colorado.
 
2004-01-03 01:00:28 PM
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
 
2004-01-03 01:00:33 PM
Was The Sun there?

/runs off
 
2004-01-03 01:01:47 PM
The sad thing is that the government is harrassing innocent civilians and these media whores are left alone due to their wealth and celebrity status. If I was a cop, I'd tail the Hilton sisters and pull them over for every infraction I could think of.
 
2004-01-03 01:02:10 PM
Alotta Warmheart?

Wait... let me read that again... yep, it says she checked in as "Alotta Warmheart."

Yeah.

More like "Alotta Implantes."
 
2004-01-03 01:02:21 PM
who cares? she is old enough to drink (not like she wasn't drinking before then anyways, like a lot of people). let her get ridiculously drink, start bleating from her balcony, and fall to her death.
 
2004-01-03 01:03:15 PM
What a odd coinidence

One of the Hilton sisters said she wanted to have sex with Kobe during a basketball game just a week or two again.

Oh well I'm punished
 
2004-01-03 01:03:33 PM
"Talentless Media Whore" was already registered.....
 
2004-01-03 01:06:21 PM
Kobe I don't have much of a problem with. After all, who among us hasn't raped a prostitute in the past?

Britney is a prima donna who would benefit from a good ego check in the form of wrinkles or prison time.

The Hilton sisters are spoiled brats who would benefit from losing all their cash and having their assets seized ala the Duke brothers from the Eddie Murphy film "Coming to America."
 
2004-01-03 01:06:37 PM
The cruelty of Al Qaeda knows no bounds.
Great headline.
 
2004-01-03 01:07:40 PM
Good headline.

The collective IQ in that bar was, what, 89?
 
2004-01-03 01:07:46 PM
Um, the Dukes got a bunch of money back in Coming to America. They lost it all in Trading Places.

/movie nazi
 
2004-01-03 01:07:55 PM
the terrorists have won
 
2004-01-03 01:09:09 PM
This article provided way too much useless information.
 
2004-01-03 01:10:04 PM
Cankles?

<frantically searches slang dictionaries and anatomy texts>

Oh hell, she can rub her huge cankles all over me if she wants.

And as a followup to my earlier drivel, I think Britney and the Hiltons are the Seafood Platter.
 
2004-01-03 01:10:26 PM
FarkingLikeIts1999
But MOST of us have the good manners to quietly strangle the hooker and bury her in a shallow grave in the woods. It was positively bad form for him to get caught.
 
2004-01-03 01:11:06 PM
Assets seized from Dan Akyroyd, given to Eddie Murphy.

/correction Nazi
 
2004-01-03 01:11:36 PM
what I want to know is where they get those cameras that only shoot pictures in thumbnail size
 
2004-01-03 01:12:44 PM
Aykroyd, and damn him to hell for the funny name
 
2004-01-03 01:12:53 PM
Assets seized from Dan Akyroyd, given to Eddie Murphy.

/correction Nazi



How long has it been since you watched the film? At the end of the film, the Duke brothers assents are seized and their money frozen as a result of not being able to pay margin call of $300 million cash.

/Spoilers
 
2004-01-03 01:13:32 PM
And of course their assets are seized too. Damn typos.
 
2004-01-03 01:13:38 PM
lmao awesome headline
 
2004-01-03 01:13:50 PM
now thats terrorism at its worst
 
2004-01-03 01:15:58 PM
The collective IQ in that bar was, what, 89?

You forgot to figure in the jar of pickles that brought the total IQ to 159
 
2004-01-03 01:20:04 PM
If the Hilton sisters have a seat on the Exchange, we're all farked.
 
Cdr
2004-01-03 01:21:33 PM
I went to GhostBar the last time I was in Las Vegas. I saw Ed McMahon. He looked sad. That me sad. Then we drank more.
/rambling
 
2004-01-03 01:21:47 PM
"...sparking a controversy over just how much she had to drink."

Are we really sure there was a "controversy" over how much Spears had to drink?
 
2004-01-03 01:22:32 PM
Yep the movie was Trading Places and not Coming to America. Still, $300 million to the Hilton sisters is probably pocket change. I bet they have six figures in checking.
 
2004-01-03 01:22:36 PM
Bach, Beethoven, Britney. Forever, her shining talent, her soaring vocalizations will join the chorus of the greats. I'm still shocked and in awe of the profoundity of her, perhaps greatest of yet single, "Ooops, I did it again". Truly, her gifts are food for the soul of mankind.
 
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