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(WTKR)   Ex- Egyptian Jihadi leader - who was nowhere near the raid - claims bin Laden detonated an explosive belt in order to avoid being captured alive by Navy SEALS. Also wonders what that shadow is over his house   (wtkr.com) divider line 29
    More: Unlikely, Osama bin Laden, explosive belt, bin Laden detonated, u.s. special forces, SEAL Team 6  
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2013-05-29 08:12:27 AM
Esquire conveniently left out that little detail...hmm...
 
2013-05-29 08:14:33 AM
LOL. Did he thaw and reanimate himself before doing that too?
 
2013-05-29 08:14:50 AM
Ex-Egyptain? So he calls himself a palestinian now.
 
2013-05-29 08:20:34 AM
Who cares? Either way he's cold and dead.
 
2013-05-29 08:20:35 AM
So he wore a suicide belt to bed every night? That's some f****** dedication right there. I'd be afraid I'd wake up in the middle of the night to go piss and blow up the whole house.
 
2013-05-29 08:23:16 AM

Old enough to know better: Who cares? Either way he's cold and dead.


Came here to say this. Dead is dead, who cares who delivered the final blow?
 
2013-05-29 08:23:32 AM
Wow. So the best story they could spin in all this time is that Osama has been sleeping in a bomb belt for YEARS just in case the US happens to come calling some random night just he he could kill himself?

/That's a pretty low bar for a hero.
 
2013-05-29 08:24:54 AM

SpectroBoy: Wow. So the best story they could spin in all this time is that Osama has been sleeping in a bomb belt for YEARS just in case the US happens to come calling some random night just he he could kill himself?

/That's a pretty low bar for a hero.


Still beats truthers...
 
2013-05-29 08:25:24 AM
Hey achmed? What is that bird over th-

SpectroBoy: Wow. So the best story they could spin in all this time is that Osama has been sleeping in a bomb belt for YEARS just in case the US happens to come calling some random night just he he could kill himself?


For a suicide bomber, he sure did a shiatty job of harming no one.
 
2013-05-29 08:25:45 AM

Old enough to know better: Who cares? Either way he's cold and dead.


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2013-05-29 08:29:40 AM
Drones don't cast shadows from their operating height.
 
2013-05-29 08:33:27 AM

wildcardjack: Drones don't cast shadows from their operating height.


Sure they do.... they're just reeeeeeealy tiny shadows
 
2013-05-29 08:46:03 AM

Joe Blowme: Ex-Egyptain? So he calls himself a palestinian now.


He no longer does the walk.
 
2013-05-29 08:59:11 AM
If only we had some kind of physical photographic evidence that we could counter this discussion with.
 
2013-05-29 09:01:39 AM
Except don't we have pics of Bin Laden's body, and it's in one piece?
 
2013-05-29 09:03:33 AM
And Saddam Hussein escaped in a jet powered blimp powered by the farts of the masses
 
2013-05-29 09:15:52 AM
Osama was killed for one reason.  He had so many under the table deals with so many big names in politics, it would have destroyed the careers of major players if this info came up during his trial.  That why Bush gave up looking for him as well
 
2013-05-29 09:26:15 AM
let us see the photos already.

/ might we see the dragons?
 
2013-05-29 09:58:39 AM

Gunderson: Osama was killed for one reason.  He had so many under the table deals with so many big names in politics, it would have destroyed the careers of major players if this info came up during his trial.  That why Bush gave up looking for him as well


This, so much THIS. How can everyone be so blind to it??? Osama was also a key player in hiding all the hardware used to fake the moon landings, he had it spread throughout all those caves as his "insurance policy" and that's why efforts to find him mysteriously "failed".
 
2013-05-29 10:04:10 AM

Barfmaker: Gunderson: Osama was killed for one reason.  He had so many under the table deals with so many big names in politics, it would have destroyed the careers of major players if this info came up during his trial.  That why Bush gave up looking for him as well

This, so much THIS. How can everyone be so blind to it??? Osama was also a key player in hiding all the hardware used to fake the moon landings, he had it spread throughout all those caves as his "insurance policy" and that's why efforts to find him mysteriously "failed".


I believe Osama was part of the plot to take down the twin towers, too. Hold on, now, I know it sounds crazy, but think about it? Who really benefited?
 
2013-05-29 10:06:23 AM

WhoopAssWayne: So he wore a suicide belt to bed every night? That's some f****** dedication right there. I'd be afraid I'd wake up in the middle of the night to go piss and blow up the whole house.


Good point, man.  Especially at his age.

/had to wipe some beverage spew from keyboard before typing

//you funny!
 
2013-05-29 10:12:55 AM

WhoopAssWayne: So he wore a suicide belt to bed every night? That's some f****** dedication right there. I'd be afraid I'd wake up in the middle of the night to go piss and blow up the whole house.


Actually, the SEAL team almost did this due to fuzzy comms. At one point in the mission, someone higher up the food chain told the team to "blow it" meaning the crashed experimental Blackhawk. Instructions got crossed and their demo guy thought higher meant the entire two to three story structure of the house in the compound. So he wired it.
 
2013-05-29 10:29:36 AM
The man was a terrible villain. No dead man switch. No self-destruct sequence in the compound.

I mean, he started off good, arching Bush, but after a few years you'd have thought he just got tired of it.

Of course that's what you get with an unlicensed antagonist.

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2013-05-29 10:39:56 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: I mean, he started off good, arching Bush, but after a few years you'd have thought he just got tired of it.


I've uh..got some GISing to do now...
 
2013-05-29 11:01:01 AM

wildcardjack: Drones don't cast shadows from their operating height.


It's the invisible helicopters.
 
2013-05-29 11:04:47 AM

Barfmaker: Gunderson: Osama was killed for one reason.  He had so many under the table deals with so many big names in politics, it would have destroyed the careers of major players if this info came up during his trial.  That why Bush gave up looking for him as well

This, so much THIS. How can everyone be so blind to it??? Osama was also a key player in hiding all the hardware used to fake the moon landings, he had it spread throughout all those caves as his "insurance policy" and that's why efforts to find him mysteriously "failed".


I was thinking more along the lines he was John Gotti riding on a pimped out dromedary, but we'll accept you answer for $200.
 
2013-05-29 01:11:04 PM
I never understood the phrase, "you'll never take me alive copper."

seriously, that's fine with me. Go ahead, kill yourself. It'll be less paperwork.
 
2013-05-30 02:57:34 AM
I wasn't there at the raid either, but I can say, with certainty, that Bin Laden turned into a pterodactyl and flew away.
 
2013-05-30 04:08:50 AM
Nogo-diggy-dye.
 
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