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(DNA India)   Man relieved to discover that his doctors successfully completed his addadictome surgery   (dnaindia.com) divider line 51
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2013-05-29 08:31:27 AM
Nair hospital. That'll burn.
 
2013-05-29 08:31:36 AM
With friends like these...
 
2013-05-29 08:32:19 AM
Who hasn't considered the advantages of having two d!cks at the same time?

I know my wife has!
 
2013-05-29 08:32:30 AM
A shaken Gurmi was transferred to ward number 25 in the hospital and has been crying ever since regaining consciousness. "Verbal spats between roommates are common. I accept I called Harijan a hijra, but look what he did to me. I have a wife and three-year-old son. I feel ashamed of myself now," he said.

Note to self: Calling someone a hijra (tranny?) will get an extreme emotional response in some men
 
2013-05-29 08:33:13 AM

gambitsgirl: Nair hospital. That'll burn.


** golf clap **
 
2013-05-29 08:33:24 AM

illannoyin: Who hasn't considered the advantages of having two d!cks at the same time?

I know my wife has!


If you're going to go to those extremes to please your wife, why not go for 3 dicks then?
 
2013-05-29 08:37:03 AM
"Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?
 
2013-05-29 08:37:28 AM
I'll be sure and take Bombay OFF my vacation list.

Addadictome huh.  Where have I heard that term before?  I could make a dumb joke here about the hot air coming from Palm Beach county Floriduh this afternoon, or the real life inspiration for Dr. House, but I'll leave that to someone better qualified than I.
 
2013-05-29 08:38:05 AM
Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved. If we reamputate, he might only be able to pass urine in a sitting position for the rest of his life," said another doctor.


I bet they're not friends anymore.
 
2013-05-29 08:38:32 AM
Subby, it's usually considered polite to warn people who fail to google  addadictome before clicking the link.  I got to "severed penis and scrotal skin" before I curled up in a ball.
 
2013-05-29 08:39:10 AM
I wouldn't call someone who chopped off my genitals a friend (but I'm female, so I don't have chop off-able genitals)...
 
2013-05-29 08:41:32 AM
up to one-and-a-half centimeters of penis has been preserved

1/4 inch killer indeed
 
2013-05-29 08:43:50 AM

eyemarten: "Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?


That's what I was wondering...but even though his weener was detached for 10 hours, was it so small to begin with that only that amount could be saved?

/not knowledgeable on the subject of tissue death...
 
2013-05-29 08:45:49 AM
Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved.

So... worth it, I guess?

Smoking GNU: illannoyin: Who hasn't considered the advantages of having two d!cks at the same time?

If you're going to go to those extremes to please your wife, why not go for 3 dicks then?


It seems to me like his wife could accommodate 5 without trying too hard, unless she needs her hands to balance. If that's the case, she needs to strengthen her core.
 
2013-05-29 08:48:34 AM

Smoking GNU: illannoyin: Who hasn't considered the advantages of having two d!cks at the same time?

I know my wife has!

If you're going to go to those extremes to please your wife, why not go for 3 dicks then?



Don't stop there.  Also get a variety of sizes, colors, and shapes for every use.  And a toothpick.


Swiss army peener.
 
2013-05-29 08:53:12 AM

Minerva8918: eyemarten: "Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?

That's what I was wondering...but even though his weener was detached for 10 hours, was it so small to begin with that only that amount could be saved?

/not knowledgeable on the subject of tissue death...


I'm guessing it wasn't exactly a surgical cut that removed it...
 
2013-05-29 08:56:44 AM

Minerva8918: I wouldn't call someone who chopped off my genitals a friend (but I'm female, so I don't have chop off-able genitals)...


Come to think of it, what would be the female version of this? Pouring some kind of sealant in the vag?
 
2013-05-29 08:57:46 AM
Six inches forward, five inches back
I got an angry inch
 
2013-05-29 08:58:19 AM

Badgerlad: Minerva8918: I wouldn't call someone who chopped off my genitals a friend (but I'm female, so I don't have chop off-able genitals)...

Come to think of it, what would be the female version of this? Pouring some kind of sealant in the vag?


Some countries have nasty histories of female genitalia mutilating.  Don't google it if you want to eat again ever.
 
2013-05-29 08:59:33 AM
sooo... is his wife hot?  I heard she likes 3somes.

\has significantly more than 1.5 cms
 
2013-05-29 09:01:08 AM

Badgerlad: Come to think of it, what would be the female version of this? Pouring some kind of sealant in the vag?


Marriage.
 
2013-05-29 09:02:29 AM

gambitsgirl: Nair hospital. That'll burn.


I bet he winced when they went to shave him prior tosurgery.
 
2013-05-29 09:02:45 AM

Carn: Minerva8918: eyemarten: "Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?

That's what I was wondering...but even though his weener was detached for 10 hours, was it so small to begin with that only that amount could be saved?

/not knowledgeable on the subject of tissue death...

I'm guessing it wasn't exactly a surgical cut that removed it...


True...and I guess it also depends on how sharp the iron blade was, but the article mentioned that there was scrotal tissue on the floor...

This article leaves me with so many questions!

Were they fighting naked or something? Did the guy chop the entire thing off, considering the tissue found on the floor? Ouch.
 
2013-05-29 09:05:38 AM

eyemarten: "Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?


You can still aim well enough to pee standing up?
 
2013-05-29 09:09:26 AM
Badgerlad, what Carn said is correct about the mutilations, which I think are where the clitoris is mutilated in order to prevent women from having any pleasure from sex (I could be completely wrong, but I think that is what I heard, and I'm not trying to Google that right now).
 
2013-05-29 09:11:56 AM
*woops, didn't finish thought before posting!
However, I don't think those types of mutilations are spur of the moment like this fight was.
 
2013-05-29 09:15:44 AM
Yeah, female genital mutilation (and female circumcision) is definetely a thing, but not really the same as this situation where you just kind of spontaniously ruin someone's junk.
 
2013-05-29 09:19:07 AM
That didn't come out as intended... It's as evil and demented, but somehow the planning makes it seem different than this spontanious lousy idea.
 
2013-05-29 09:23:18 AM

Minerva8918: Carn: Minerva8918: eyemarten: "Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?

That's what I was wondering...but even though his weener was detached for 10 hours, was it so small to begin with that only that amount could be saved?

/not knowledgeable on the subject of tissue death...

I'm guessing it wasn't exactly a surgical cut that removed it...

True...and I guess it also depends on how sharp the iron blade was, but the article mentioned that there was scrotal tissue on the floor...

This article leaves me with so many questions!

Were they fighting naked or something? Did the guy chop the entire thing off, considering the tissue found on the floor? Ouch.


That is a great point.  Naked swordfight gone wrong?
 
2013-05-29 09:39:22 AM

Carn: Minerva8918: Carn: Minerva8918: eyemarten: "Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?

That's what I was wondering...but even though his weener was detached for 10 hours, was it so small to begin with that only that amount could be saved?

/not knowledgeable on the subject of tissue death...

I'm guessing it wasn't exactly a surgical cut that removed it...

True...and I guess it also depends on how sharp the iron blade was, but the article mentioned that there was scrotal tissue on the floor...

This article leaves me with so many questions!

Were they fighting naked or something? Did the guy chop the entire thing off, considering the tissue found on the floor? Ouch.

That is a great point.  Naked swordfight gone wrong?


maybe he mistook what Swordfighting meant?
 
2013-05-29 09:43:28 AM

Carn: Minerva8918: Carn:

That is a great point.  Naked swordfight gone wrong?


Well apparently the guy who got his weener chopped off called the weener-chopper-off-er a "Hijra"...and Wikipedia has this to say about that:

"Hijras include people born with a male body, but with a non-male or female gender identity; transgender, transsexual or androgynous people; individuals born with ambiguous genitalia (intersex or hermaphrodites); and individuals who have had castration/genital reassignment surgery performed on them. Hijras say that the genital-severing happens with consent; people who do not like hijras say that the same sometimes happens forcibly."

So I guess the guy was offended enough to basically turn him into a "Hijra", except that for the unfortunate victim, this was obviously not consensual. Owie.
 
2013-05-29 09:48:01 AM

gambitsgirl: Nair hospital. That'll burn.


Like a Glasgow bikini wax.
 
2013-05-29 09:48:41 AM
eyemarten:

"Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?


Because they can? Because half an inch is better than nothing? Because he'll still pee standing?

I'm not sure whether I'd rather have a tiny limp dick than none at all. But I'm in no hurry to find out either.
 
2013-05-29 09:50:55 AM
Minerva8918:

I wouldn't call someone who chopped off my genitals a friend (but I'm female, so I don't have chop off-able genitals)...

Actually you do. (link)

Some things should be abolished if we have to nuke from orbit.
 
2013-05-29 09:52:28 AM
kvinesknows:

\has significantly more than 1.5 cms

Hell, even I have more than 2 cm.
 
2013-05-29 09:54:05 AM

kvinesknows: Carn: Minerva8918:

That is a great point.  Naked swordfight gone wrong?

maybe he mistook what Swordfighting meant?


Somebody should have to him not to bring a penis to a sword fight.
 
2013-05-29 09:55:33 AM

The One True TheDavid: kvinesknows: Carn: Minerva8918:

That is a great point.  Naked swordfight gone wrong?

maybe he mistook what Swordfighting meant?

Somebody should have to him not to bring a penis to a sword fight.


Well, he won't be making that mistake again.
 
2013-05-29 09:55:45 AM
I suppoose the Kama Sutra getting a new chapter ...
 
2013-05-29 09:58:47 AM

The One True TheDavid: Minerva8918:

I wouldn't call someone who chopped off my genitals a friend (but I'm female, so I don't have chop off-able genitals)...

Actually you do. (link)

Some things should be abolished if we have to nuke from orbit.


We already discussed female genital mutilation above, so while I know that it CAN happen (obviously), what I meant was that it would be a little more difficult to just go chop off someone's vag than it would to chop off someone's weener (intentionally or not).

Agreed about some things that should be nuked from orbit!
 
2013-05-29 10:01:29 AM

The One True TheDavid: kvinesknows:

\has significantly more than 1.5 cms

Hell, even I have more than 2 cm.


metric is the best for Penis measurement.  I have 190500000 nanometers
 
2013-05-29 10:09:12 AM
it happens enough that they have a name for it!!
 
2013-05-29 10:13:42 AM

The One True TheDavid: eyemarten:

"Up to one-and-a-half centimetres of penis has been preserved."

Why bother at that point?

Because they can? Because half an inch is better than nothing? Because he'll still pee standing?

I'm not sure whether I'd rather have a tiny limp dick than none at all. But I'm in no hurry to find out either.


I dunno, having a tiny non-functional penis as a reminder for the rest of your life seems worse than none whatsoever.
But, I guess you seem to be okay with yours, so who am I to question it.
;)
 
2013-05-29 10:31:10 AM
"Known as penile replantation, the surgery lasted over 12 hours. We began operating at 3.30pm on Saturday and finished only at 3.30am on Sunday. He will be able to pass urine but chances of retrieving his erection and copulation functions are barely one per cent," said Dr Shriraj Mahajan, a resident doctor from the plastic surgery department.

/Poor bastard.
 
2013-05-29 10:37:23 AM

washington-babylon: "Known as penile replantation, the surgery lasted over 12 hours. We began operating at 3.30pm on Saturday and finished only at 3.30am on Sunday. He will be able to pass urine but chances of retrieving his erection and copulation functions are barely one per cent," said Dr Shriraj Mahajan, a resident doctor from the plastic surgery department.

/Poor bastard.


Modified wooden toilet roll holder?

/wow. Just wow.
 
2013-05-29 10:42:59 AM
FTA: He will be able to pass urine but chances of retrieving his erection and copulation functions are barely one per cent," said Dr Shriraj Mahajan,

The 1.5cm thing would be kind of annoying, but this, this here...
Sounds like a whole lot of extra suffering with no payoff.

At what point is the procedure just an excuse for the doctor to bill for his time?

/Lives in Canada
//Appreciates the irony of own last statement.
 
2013-05-29 10:46:28 AM
Just hope they reattached everything right side up. It's those little details that get lost in the rush to get things done.
 
2013-05-29 11:04:36 AM

BitwiseShift: Just hope they reattached everything right side up. It's those little details that get lost in the rush to get things done.


For some reason the phrase "pissing into the wind" popped into my head.
 
2013-05-29 11:56:01 AM

illannoyin: Who hasn't considered the advantages of having two d!cks at the same time?

I know my wife has!


an over-and-under double in the usual location would be handy. it's the one on the chin that's gonna limit your employment options.

/ lawyer/necktie/prepuce joke goes here.
 
2013-05-29 11:57:12 AM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-29 01:51:19 PM
"Gurmi was critical when he was ferried there."

I'd be pretty critical too.
 
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