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(Zero Hedge)   And now, a glance into Dec. 31, 2013: DJIA rallied 0.8% to 23,115.69. Fed Chairman Dick Dickyanke says "fark it. I mean, we can just buy houses and shiat directly. It's like, that's the whole point anyway, right?"   ( ) divider line
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481 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 May 2013 at 9:08 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-29 09:19:35 AM  
That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
2013-05-29 09:19:54 AM  
Dick Dickyanke? Bloomturd? This stuff is gold!
2013-05-29 09:25:37 AM  
This is, literally, the best article that zerohedge as ever published.
2013-05-29 09:28:50 AM  
Is he pissed because we're coming out the other side of the housing market crisis/Great Recession with little to no new regulations or laws to stop this from happening again, or is he pissed because Obama Socialist Communist Death Panels Benghazi? Just curious.
2013-05-29 09:30:55 AM  
Tuesday, December 31 (Bloomturd)

2013-05-30 12:01:09 AM  

RangerTaylor: This is, literally, the best article that zerohedge as ever published.

I laughed more at this than the entirety of that article.
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