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(Zero Hedge)   The more you know: 72 percent enroll at Harvard as virgins and 27 percent graduate without having sex, and other stuff   (zerohedge.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-29 08:37:59 AM
Men like porn so much that 52 percent of them watch it online at least once a week.

I'd like to see the browser history of that other 48 percent.
 
2013-05-29 09:24:06 AM
I've farked at least one Harvard chick. For what it's worth.
 
2013-05-29 09:58:07 AM
So, over 25% of Harvard grads are awkward, ugly, or take that abstinence thing really serious?
 
2013-05-29 10:01:40 AM

basemetal: So, over 25% of Harvard grads are awkward, ugly, or take that abstinence thing really serious?


Chinese (often no sex until marriage)
 
2013-05-29 10:29:49 AM
It's easier to get laid when you're a dope.  Isn't that why we drink?
 
2013-05-29 10:34:46 AM

satanorsanta: Chinese (often no sex until marriage)


BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-05-29 11:11:32 AM

doglover: satanorsanta: Chinese (often no sex until marriage)

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


dang, this guy loves laughing at facts
 
2013-05-29 11:33:28 AM

doglover: I've farked at least one Harvard chick. For what it's worth.


can you hit a ball out of Fenway?
 
2013-05-29 12:41:25 PM

doglover: I've farked at least one Harvard chick. For what it's worth.


I married (a good-looking) one.  Many, many aren't very attractive at that school, which may help explain the phenomenon, or lack thereof, described in TFA.
 
2013-05-29 03:00:15 PM

tbhouston: doglover: satanorsanta: Chinese (often no sex until marriage)

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dang, this guy loves laughing at facts


Which Chinese people do you know?

They may be more discrete about having sex, but they are having sex.
 
2013-05-29 05:51:07 PM

satanorsanta: basemetal: So, over 25% of Harvard grads are awkward, ugly, or take that abstinence thing really serious?

Chinese (often no sex until marriage)


Is that what she told you?
 
2013-05-29 09:46:22 PM
The text is so small.
 
2013-05-29 11:04:36 PM

CoonAce: doglover: I've farked at least one Harvard chick. For what it's worth.

I married (a good-looking) one.  Many, many aren't very attractive at that school, which may help explain the phenomenon, or lack thereof, described in TFA.


I hear the trend is to join one of the MIT greek chapters that accepts Harvard students if you can. They apparently allow that. MIT greeks are supposedly some of the craziest people you'll ever meet. Rich, geniuses, and they go incredibly hard in their down time.
 
2013-05-29 11:19:36 PM
FTA:
"Among students working in consulting, the most popular field, 72 percent expect to earn between $70,000 and $90,000. "

This one really blows me away.  Who the fark hires a freshly minted consultant?  Are there really people out there that think, 'Gee whiz, profits are down.  I'll just hire this freshly minted MBA to turn things around.  His depth of experience will really help me shore up my financial success."
 
2013-05-30 08:14:19 AM
That seems consistent with what I'd expect of high-achieving kids at elite schools. There's only so many hours in the day, and the top three priorities often end up being studying, sleeping, and getting blackout drunk to cope with the stress of doing nothing but studying and sleeping.

/graduated with credits in oral but not P-in-V
 
2013-05-30 09:18:20 AM

RogermcAllen: FTA:
"Among students working in consulting, the most popular field, 72 percent expect to earn between $70,000 and $90,000. "

This one really blows me away.  Who the fark hires a freshly minted consultant?  Are there really people out there that think, 'Gee whiz, profits are down.  I'll just hire this freshly minted MBA to turn things around.  His depth of experience will really help me shore up my financial success."


Nobody hires them for any special skill, because as you say they have none yet.  This is who you hire to run the layoff you have already planned.  That way the people who remain at the company can issue the standard post-layoff email indicating "this is the decision our consultants came up with.  It is regrettable, but we need to move on.  blah blah blah."  The consultants who did the selecting of employees for firing then moves on to another company and the remaining management likes to think their hands are a little cleaner in the matter.
 
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