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(Daily Mail)   Remember the 5'9" Victoria's Secret model who took a high school teen to his prom after Kate Upton bailed? Well, she's now moved on to someone her own size   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Adam Levine, Kate Upton, Victoria's Secret, Behati Prinsloo, Sports Illustrated, Catherine Keener, Hailee Steinfeld, Behati  
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2013-05-29 02:28:17 AM  
The teenager was also 5' 9", subby.  But he didn't wear heels.
 
2013-05-29 06:20:34 AM  
Damn, Adam Levine gets all the women.
 
2013-05-29 08:50:46 AM  
She looks like a really tanned Emma Watson.
 
2013-05-29 08:53:56 AM  
Lucky girl.
 
2013-05-29 09:27:37 AM  
Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.
 
2013-05-29 09:37:46 AM  

SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.


I like the guy, but his music is dumb.
 
2013-05-29 09:38:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-29 09:38:35 AM  

SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.


Don't kid yourself. She likely is of the mindset, "I'm pretty, so of course I can make music!" I would venture a guess that Mr. Levine's ears are more endangered than hers, even considering the tripe he makes.

/not at all affected by the story of Lana de Rey's friend who sings as well as she drives
 
2013-05-29 09:44:36 AM  
5'9"?  I thought Levine like them round about 6'5".
 
2013-05-29 09:49:19 AM  

INeedAName: SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.

I like the guy, but his music is dumb.


I like the guy AND I like his music. I also like The Voice.

What choo gonna do?
 
2013-05-29 10:08:36 AM  

PizzaJedi81: INeedAName: SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.

I like the guy, but his music is dumb.

I like the guy AND I like his music. I also like The Voice.

What choo gonna do?


Laugh at you.
 
2013-05-29 10:12:52 AM  

SlagginOff: PizzaJedi81: INeedAName: SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.

I like the guy, but his music is dumb.

I like the guy AND I like his music. I also like The Voice.

What choo gonna do?

Laugh at you.


Please...I have been laughed at by better people than you, louder and longer than you ever possibly could believe.

Wait...that's...that's not good, is it?
 
2013-05-29 10:23:11 AM  

Earguy: Damn, Adam Levine gets all the women.


Who the fark is Adam Levine?
 
2013-05-29 10:23:49 AM  

PizzaJedi81: INeedAName: SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.

I like the guy, but his music is dumb.

I like the guy AND I like his music. I also like The Voice.

What choo gonna do?


I also like the Voice. And I like Shakira. But she likes Coldplay, so we can never be together.
 
2013-05-29 10:28:56 AM  

Your mom should try someone her own size ...
farm3.staticflickr.com

 
2013-05-29 10:32:28 AM  

INeedAName: But she likes Coldplay, so we can never be together.


I wouldn't say we'd never get together. But if we ever seperated, we'd never, ever, ever get back together.

/SWIFTED!
 
2013-05-29 10:47:46 AM  
BarkingUnicorn: The teenager was also 5' 9", subby.  But he didn't wear heels.

As a legs man I don't care if a woman ends up taller than me in heels. Hell I don't even care if shes flat out taller than me. Of course at 6'2" I don't run into that very often.
 
2013-05-29 11:06:02 AM  
Good for him.  Apparently all it takes is one and then you are in the circle and can run tail on all the models...he has broken the code...he is the key master.  Gozer.

/nice work
 
2013-05-29 11:16:05 AM  
He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24
 
2013-05-29 11:18:35 AM  
Don't know who this guy is but he dates models so he must have some coin.
 
2013-05-29 11:19:12 AM  
Middle aged men with 21 year old women. Love it.
 
2013-05-29 11:20:39 AM  

weirdneighbour: Don't know who this guy is but he dates models so he must have some coin.



I believe that translates in female language as "a great sense of humor."
 
2013-05-29 11:21:37 AM  

Earguy: Damn, Adam Levine gets all the women.


A good looking, rich dude?  Who would have thunk?

Typically I look at fat, poor slobs and think "THAT guy must have the chicks lining up".

This is, a conundrum indeed!
 
2013-05-29 11:23:18 AM  

midigod: He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24


When you're rich, that rule becomes more of a weak guideline to be ignored.
 
2013-05-29 11:24:52 AM  

scottydoesntknow: She looks like a really tanned Emma Watson.


Only not at all.
 
2013-05-29 11:29:10 AM  

scottydoesntknow: She looks like a really tanned Emma Watson


Her hotness kicks Emma Watson's hotness in the balls, mocks it, then laughs.  Not even close.
 
2013-05-29 11:43:16 AM  
butterface
 
2013-05-29 11:44:10 AM  
Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but in some of those pics, she bears a striking resemblance to the Predator.
 
2013-05-29 11:44:48 AM  

Khellendros: When you're rich, that rule becomes more of a weak guideline to be ignored.


Hey, don't cause me to lose hope or judge others!
 
2013-05-29 11:46:09 AM  

bpwoods: Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but in some of those pics, she bears a striking resemblance to the Predator.


I'd get to her choppah, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-05-29 11:48:17 AM  

midigod: He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24


That rule does not apply to musicians and actors. It is known as the "Bill Wyman Exemption".
 
2013-05-29 11:49:12 AM  

Maud Dib: Earguy: Damn, Adam Levine gets all the women.

Who the fark is Adam Levine?


One of the Beastie Boys.
 
2013-05-29 11:56:32 AM  

PizzaJedi81: bpwoods: Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but in some of those pics, she bears a striking resemblance to the Predator.

I'd get to her choppah, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more
 
2013-05-29 11:57:34 AM  

weirdneighbour: Don't know who this guy is but he dates models so he must have some coin.


Rich musician.  Plus he's mastered the art of mixing the Eurotrash look with whiny "she broke my heart" songs.
 
2013-05-29 11:57:53 AM  

mjohnson71: That rule does not apply to musicians and actors. It is known as the "Bill Wyman Exemption".


Awesome!  I'll mention that to Mrs. midigod.
 
2013-05-29 11:59:28 AM  

mjohnson71: midigod: He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24

That rule does not apply to musicians and actors. It is known as the "Bill Wyman Exemption".


media.commercialappeal.com

J.L.L says,  'Whut'?
 
2013-05-29 12:03:14 PM  
I thought the article meant Ken Levine, the guy responsible for the Bioshock franchise.  Had no idea who Adam Levine is until I read that he's apparently some guy fronting a band.

/maybe she liked Infinite
 
2013-05-29 12:03:48 PM  
I could be wrong but didnt Adam Levine come out a while back? Or maybe he came out as bi... Hell I cant remember
 
2013-05-29 12:14:40 PM  

ZMugg: mjohnson71: midigod: He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24

That rule does not apply to musicians and actors. It is known as the "Bill Wyman Exemption".

[media.commercialappeal.com image 607x787]

J.L.L says,  'Whut'?


J.L.L. is an entirely different thing.
 
2013-05-29 12:21:11 PM  

PizzaJedi81: bpwoods: Not that I'd throw her out of bed, but in some of those pics, she bears a striking resemblance to the Predator.

I'd get to her choppah, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Google brought up 2900 hits on that phrase, don;t know if it's legit, but your count is certainly getting up there.
 
2013-05-29 12:25:53 PM  

Flappyhead: your count is certainly getting up there.


It's probably artificially inflated, mainly by people quoting me. Last count I had that was semi accurate was in the mid-500s.

Also: I'd get in her count, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I'd inflate her with something artificial, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I'd give her something semi-accurate, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do

I'd hit her 2900 times, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-05-29 12:31:42 PM  
The kid got her home, got her naked and then realised that her knees were way too sharp and threw her out.
 
2013-05-29 12:35:27 PM  

ZMugg: mjohnson71: midigod: He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24

That rule does not apply to musicians and actors. It is known as the "Bill Wyman Exemption".

J.L.L says,  'Whut'?


What goes into 14 twice?
//Roman Polanski
///rule does not apply to actors either
 
2013-05-29 12:35:28 PM  
Sammich, knees, etc.
 
2013-05-29 12:35:31 PM  

farkeruk: The kid got her home, got her naked and then realised that her knees were way too sharp and threw her out.


www.reactionface.info
 
2013-05-29 12:38:48 PM  

PizzaJedi81: INeedAName: SlagginOff: Hopefully she's not forced to listen to his godawful music.

I like the guy, but his music is dumb.

I like the guy AND I like his music. I also like The Voice.

What choo gonna do?


Their first album was pretty good, then he went full on auto tune and got stupid.
 
2013-05-29 12:50:24 PM  

Earguy: Damn, Adam Levine gets all the women.


He's quickly catching up to Leo DiCaprio in terms of going thru supermodels.  I think the record is still held by Rod Stewart.. or Mick Jagger.
 
2013-05-29 12:50:59 PM  
That stupid biatch stole my husband!
 
2013-05-29 12:52:14 PM  

Buttknuckle: That stupid biatch stole my husband!


Don't worry, there are plenty more high school boys where he came from
 
2013-05-29 01:07:10 PM  

monoski: ZMugg: mjohnson71: midigod: He's broken the rule.

(34 / 2) + 7 = 24

That rule does not apply to musicians and actors. It is known as the "Bill Wyman Exemption".

J.L.L says,  'Whut'?

What goes into 14 twice?
//Roman Polanski
///rule does not apply to actors either


Don Henley does not like your joke.
 
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