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(LA Times)   Soon where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, auto dealerships and wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful   (latimes.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Toontown, movie franchise, motels, Disneyland, Anaheim Police Department, tires  
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2013-05-29 12:49:20 AM  
I hope the perpetrator laughs himself to death.
 
2013-05-29 01:14:48 AM  
www.moillusions.com
/oblig
 
2013-05-29 01:15:31 AM  
I hope he gets kicked in the...nose
 
2013-05-29 01:37:31 AM  
Acualy is Dolan

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-29 01:40:08 AM  

Makh: I hope he gets kicked in the...nose


Nose? That don't rhyme with 'walls'. :-/
 
2013-05-29 01:43:55 AM  

mamoru: Makh: I hope he gets kicked in the...nose

Nose? That don't rhyme with 'walls'. :-/


No, but this does! *crotchkick*
 
2013-05-29 01:57:59 AM  
I'll bring The Dip.
 
2013-05-29 02:06:13 AM  
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farm9.staticflickr.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Yes, it is beautiful.
 
2013-05-29 02:26:30 AM  
Must have been a zillion simoleons in damages.
 
2013-05-29 02:34:07 AM  
I'm not bad Mr. Valiant, I'm just drawn that way.
 
2013-05-29 02:34:08 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: I'll bring the dip

... if you'll bring the Dostoyevsky!

/oops -- wrong Disney flick  -_-;
 
2013-05-29 02:34:46 AM  
Now every kid knows that if you have dry ice and a soda pop bottle, you have a bomb.
 
2013-05-29 02:35:03 AM  
"Shave and a haircut..... "
 
2013-05-29 02:45:11 AM  
This is cause for great concern; it's obviously a dry run.
 
2013-05-29 02:51:03 AM  

evilsofa: This is cause for great concern; it's obviously a dry run.


Next time they'll bring a fountain pen.
 
2013-05-29 02:59:08 AM  
Put dry ice in pop bottles a few years back, little one loved it.
/Had a blast.
//Groan.
///His Mom was less than pleased.
 
2013-05-29 02:59:29 AM  
Hi Eddie!
Hi Eddie!
Hi Eddie!
Bye Eddie!
 
2013-05-29 03:00:08 AM  

SpdrJay: "Shave and a haircut..... "


I don't know who's nuttier, you or the judge.
 
2013-05-29 03:11:28 AM  
Research lab, dry ice (I loved ordering PCR kits), and eppendorf tubes always leads to great laughs.
 
2013-05-29 03:14:08 AM  

Ex-Texan: Put dry ice in pop bottles a few years back, little one loved it.
/Had a blast.
//Groan.
///His Mom was less than pleased.


This is why to reproduce asexually if possible. There are fewer annoyed moms.
 
2013-05-29 03:19:43 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I'll bring The Dip.


fc09.deviantart.net

We still need some chips (CHiPs?).
 
2013-05-29 03:34:48 AM  
Where the weasels?
 
2013-05-29 03:36:37 AM  
Nice timing, subby. I just watched this Carlin bit on YouTube randomly earlier tonight testing out a new browser install.

"...and in between the mini-marts you've got the car lots, gas stations, muffler shops, laundromats, cheap hotels, fast food joints, strip clubs and dirty bookstores. America the beautiful. One big transcontinental commercial cesspool. And how do the people feel about all of this? How do the people feel about livin' in a coast-to-coast shopping mall? Well they think it's JUST! FARKING! DANDY!"
 
2013-05-29 03:38:45 AM  
I've heard nothing from my Disney sources. I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2013-05-29 03:41:14 AM  
Nice.
 
2013-05-29 03:50:27 AM  
That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.
 
2013-05-29 04:21:48 AM  

CraicBaby: Acualy is Dolan


Kirkby pls
 
2013-05-29 04:29:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I've heard nothing from my Disney sources. I'm calling shenanigans.


What happens in a Disney park stays in a Disney park.
 
2013-05-29 05:41:48 AM  
Of course, my brain read it in the Christopher Lloyd voice.
 
2013-05-29 06:41:52 AM  
Eddie really needs to give up juggling.
 
2013-05-29 06:43:36 AM  

Ex-Texan: Put dry ice in pop bottles a few years back, little one loved it.
/Had a blast.
//Groan.
///His Mom was less than pleased.


They hit the ground like...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-29 07:01:08 AM  

jayessell: Of course, my brain read it in the Christopher Lloyd voice.


When I read the headline, I talked...JUST...LIKE...THIS!!!
 
2013-05-29 07:03:25 AM  
The idiots at the ATF will prosecute you for possession of an unregistered destructive device.

Shouldn't have to do more than ten years in prison. That's fair, right?
 
2013-05-29 07:03:53 AM  
I saw this on Archer.
 
2013-05-29 08:15:27 AM  
"As a precaution we have evacuated Toontown," Dunn told The Times."

I read that in Joe Friday's voice.
 
2013-05-29 08:47:46 AM  

just_another_asshole/jaa: Where the weasels?


4.bp.blogspot.com
"sorry I'm late baby, I had to shake the weasles"

/best line in the whole movie.  I laugh like a loon every time Delores drops that line.  Deadpan genius.
 
2013-05-29 09:18:23 AM  
Exploding bottle of chemicals? I bet it was just some high-school student studying chemical reactions on her own time. If they are arrested then it's the white man's fault because racism.
 
2013-05-29 11:12:44 AM  

SpdrJay: "Shave and a haircut..... "


TWO BI-I-I-TS!!!

/I feel better now
 
2013-05-29 11:21:04 AM  
is the jessica rabbit upskirt NSFW on fark?

http://allderdice.ca/wp-content/Jessica_Rabbit_crotch.jpg

I've got this movie on laserdisc, cause i'm hard core.
 
2013-05-29 11:41:48 AM  
I sure wish Judge Doom would use The Dip on Disney itself. When Disney bought the Indianapolis 500 and Disneyfied it, I honestly thought of becoming a mutant ninja and rampaging around the nation righting wrongs. Starting with Disney.

Disney is the god-Beast of all that's wrong in America. ALL THAT'S WRONG.
 
2013-05-29 11:55:39 AM  
Awesome headline subby.

Recently had to watch it again. Had a sad because you couldnt do it again.

/Wreckit Ralph gives me hope.
 
2013-05-29 12:46:24 PM  
It was the Rabbit.
 
2013-05-29 01:01:01 PM  

Ex-Texan: Put dry ice in pop bottles a few years back, little one loved it.
/Had a blast.
//Groan.
///His Mom was less than pleased.


Women are like that. Me and my brother were showing my niece this trick. We had bottles shooting up into the sky, she was having a blast til my SiL came and gave us the "look". My niece ran up to her grabbed her legs and ratted us out.
 
2013-05-29 01:35:39 PM  

JPINFV: Research lab, dry ice (I loved ordering PCR kits), and eppendorf tubes always leads to great laughs.


Never, ever try a 2ml screw-top cryotube...
 
2013-05-29 01:48:16 PM  
GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT!

"Police were evacuating people Tuesday evening at Disneyland's Toontown "

at
should have been from. It sounds like the police were giving enemas to people who came to Toontown.
 
2013-05-29 02:45:36 PM  
MY STOGIE!!! O_O
 
2013-05-29 02:48:24 PM  

fireclown: just_another_asshole/jaa: Where the weasels?

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"sorry I'm late baby, I had to shake the weasles"

/best line in the whole movie.  I laugh like a loon every time Delores drops that line.  Deadpan genius.


When WFRR was first released in the theaters, I went, by myself, to a matinee showing... on a Saturday. It was 22-year-old me and a theater full of 6- to 11-year-olds who had all been dropped off by their parents. I actually enjoyed it much more than they did because I got all the double entendres that went right over the kids' heads.

If this were nowadays, I'm sure the parents would all think I was some sort of pedophile... but honestly, I was there to watch the movie.
 
2013-05-29 04:32:26 PM  

evilsofa: This is cause for great concern; it's obviously a dry run.


That's what I was thinking, too. Some nefarious type doing a test run to see how everyone reacts.
 
2013-05-29 04:59:43 PM  

CraicBaby: evilsofa: This is cause for great concern; it's obviously a dry run.

That's what I was thinking, too. Some nefarious type doing a test run to see how everyone reacts.


Just read an article a little while ago. A Disneyland employee was arrested in connection with the dry ice explosion.
 
2013-05-29 05:54:44 PM  

fireclown: just_another_asshole/jaa: Where the weasels?

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"sorry I'm late baby, I had to shake the weasles"

/best line in the whole movie.  I laugh like a loon every time Delores drops that line.  Deadpan genius.


Best line that should've been in the movie:

Roger drinks the liquor, goes skyrocketing, should have hit the ground and recovered and then said, "Smooooooooooooth....."
 
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