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2013-05-29 12:14:28 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


images3.wikia.nocookie.net


/I can't be the only one who sees it.
 
2013-05-29 12:22:09 AM
And now for another episode of .. Ninja Proctologist
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-29 01:23:42 AM
Came here for fisting reference, leaving... satisfied?
 
2013-05-29 02:30:08 AM
static.genspot.commetrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-29 02:31:04 AM
FTFA:  'I am interested in the function of Vaseline because it has a very important meaning in my individual living habits,' he explained.

He should hang out with this guy:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/vaseline-man-cant-slip- co ps
 
2013-05-29 02:31:09 AM
'I am interested in the function of Vaseline because it has a very important meaning in my individual living habits,' he explained.

yeah, it's for my um chapped skin...yeah
 
2013-05-29 02:33:20 AM
Hmm, Vaseline in the motorcycle helmet... never thought of that one.
 
2013-05-29 02:33:38 AM

Apos: /I can't be the only one who sees it.


holy shiat, I knew it was familiar looking
 
2013-05-29 02:33:46 AM

Apos: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x553]


[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x274]

/I can't be the only one who sees it.


HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
 
2013-05-29 02:40:14 AM
I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.
 
2013-05-29 02:51:27 AM
Every black persons childhood nightmare. My parents and relatives use to pile that shiat on us by the bucket load in the winter.
/Thanked God when they made Vaseline Lotion
 
2013-05-29 03:10:12 AM
Is there a way to filter out all UK links in Fark? I like Fark except for these.
 
2013-05-29 03:16:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.


He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.
 
2013-05-29 03:24:10 AM

UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.

He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.


What's a butter cow?
 
2013-05-29 03:25:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.

He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.

What's a butter cow?


A cow made of butter.
 
2013-05-29 03:34:54 AM

UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.

He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.

What's a butter cow?

A cow made of butter.


Umm.. Do they also make butter horses?
 
2013-05-29 03:40:04 AM

UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.

He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.

What's a butter cow?

A cow made of butter.


If I ever write a movie someday, that is going to be my obligatory Tarantinoesque coffee shop dialogue.
 
2013-05-29 04:11:05 AM
I just want some computer-savvy person to let me know how to never see a UK link again via computer filter.

I accidentally click on Fark links, so make the filter before that. I will pay.
 
2013-05-29 04:32:51 AM

bmihura: I just want some computer-savvy person to let me know how to never see a UK link again via computer filter.

I accidentally click on Fark links, so make the filter before that. I will pay.


I'm pretty sure this site has its roots grounded in Drew's friendship with some friends of his in the UK, and wanting an easier way of staying in touch with them and share jokes across the pond.  You won't find much help with your endeavors round here.
 
2013-05-29 05:05:25 AM

bmihura: I just want some computer-savvy person to let me know how to never see a UK link again via computer filter.

I accidentally click on Fark links, so make the filter before that. I will pay.


Hover your mouse over the link . No charge.
 
2013-05-29 05:06:03 AM
Mouse Pointer. oops.
 
2013-05-29 05:12:48 AM
Flys in the vasoline we are
Sometimes it blows my mind
Keep getting stuck here all the time ..
 
2013-05-29 05:20:20 AM

alienated: bmihura: I just want some computer-savvy person to let me know how to never see a UK link again via computer filter.

I accidentally click on Fark links, so make the filter before that. I will pay.

Hover your mouse over the link . No charge.


I just look at the source. Not foolproof, but sufficient.
 
2013-05-29 05:31:26 AM
Vaseline is good for something besides 'batin?
 
2013-05-29 06:58:34 AM
"artist"

So how much money did you make off of your "art"? None? Yeah, that's what I thought.

/get a farking job
 
2013-05-29 07:00:15 AM
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com

"I'm the Juggernaut's biatch!"
 
2013-05-29 07:30:33 AM
For some reason, this is the first thing I thought of: SLYT: Police academy (from:3:30)
 
2013-05-29 07:38:10 AM
Someone needs to 'shop the caption on to this pic:

i.dailymail.co.uk

"I have the weirdest boner right now."
 
2013-05-29 07:38:13 AM

SwiftFox: Hmm, Vaseline in the motorcycle helmet... never thought of that one.


We used to do Icy Hot in the underwear. I'll have to try vaseline in the kevlar sometime...

hogans: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x981]

"I'm the Juggernaut's biatch!"


Okay, I lol'ed
/Not fancying the idea of being Vinny Jones's biatch. That's probably not enough vaseline.
 
2013-05-29 08:22:18 AM
img4.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-29 09:41:38 AM

WordyGrrl: [img4.imageshack.us image 525x800]


*guffaw*

Thanks for that.
 
2013-05-29 10:00:23 AM
"Cats LOVE it!"
 
2013-05-29 10:07:29 AM

WordyGrrl: [img4.imageshack.us image 525x800]


Win.
 
2013-05-29 10:36:11 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Someone needs to 'shop the caption on to this pic:

"I have the weirdest boner right now."


Go check this out: http://wigflip.com/roflbot/

Your welcome.

/Teach a man to Fark, he Farks for a lifetime.
 
2013-05-29 10:43:43 AM
They look like the LEGO men from the castle series I played with as a kid.

also:

Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?

Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.

Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!

Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?

Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.

Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes...
 
2013-05-29 11:14:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.

He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.

What's a butter cow?

A cow made of butter.

Umm.. Do they also make butter horses?

 
2013-05-29 11:15:25 AM
Got you covered, Farkers. Behold the Butter Cow

allieiswired.com
 
2013-05-29 11:37:32 AM
i141.photobucket.com
How about no
 
2013-05-29 11:38:44 AM

Zombalupagus: DjangoStonereaver: Someone needs to 'shop the caption on to this pic:

"I have the weirdest boner right now."

Go check this out: http://wigflip.com/roflbot/

Your welcome.

/Teach a man to Fark, he Farks for a lifetime.


Bless your heart.  Bookmarked for future use.
 
2013-05-29 11:42:58 AM
Thanks to Zombalupagus:

oi42.tinypic.com

Enjoy your month of free month of TotalFark.
 
2013-05-29 02:29:05 PM
No mention of Matthew Barney?  I thought some artsy farker would have mentioned the man and his fondness for vaseline sculptures.

Creemaster cycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWtS9HsP4U
 
2013-05-29 02:41:57 PM

SirEattonHogg: No mention of Matthew Barney?  I thought some artsy farker would have mentioned the man and his fondness for vaseline sculptures.

Creemaster cycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWtS9HsP4U


He also seems to really like having people watch him climb stuff.  And climb through stuff.
 
2013-05-29 03:54:40 PM
icydk.com

This is what I was picturing when reading the phrase "Vaseline helmet hair"
 
2013-05-29 11:13:31 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: I never thought Vaseline had a consistency that would allow for such large-scale sculpting.

I guess I never really thought about it.

He must be doing the sculpting in a big fridge, like a butter cow.

What's a butter cow?

A cow made of butter.

Umm.. Do they also make butter horses?


Butter of course.
 
2013-05-30 12:09:50 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Thanks to Zombalupagus:

[oi42.tinypic.com image 306x553]

Enjoy your month of free month of TotalFark.


Thankee much. Enjoy your new power to quickly create internet memes!

i.imgur.com
 
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