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(Reuters)   Partying at strip club till 4:30AM? Understandable. On a Monday? Borderline. Get so drunk that you don't notice you've been shot in the gut? A tad over the top. But it's all in a day in the life of US Embassy workers in Venezuela   (reuters.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-28 08:18:55 PM
USA!  USA!!!  USA!!!  USA!
 
2013-05-29 01:19:16 AM
Thanks, Maduro.
 
2013-05-29 03:46:03 AM
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-05-29 03:49:06 AM
Sounds like a good time.
 
2013-05-29 03:51:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: [cdn.pastemagazine.com image 300x189]


What you did there. I see it.
 
2013-05-29 03:57:17 AM
I always knew those guys know how to party .
 
2013-05-29 03:57:39 AM
If someone would open a decent strip club in my town, I'd buy a VIP pass.  Middle aged and shy.  I'm stripper fodder and I don't have a problem with that.

/I need a stripper roommate.  Any takers?
 
2013-05-29 03:58:49 AM
Been to that place. Is at the basement of a small mall in a somewhat "safe" area. They do hire the best strippers and working girls in Venezuela to work there.

/relevant?
 
2013-05-29 03:59:33 AM

maq0r: Been to that place. Is at the basement of a small mall in a somewhat "safe" area. They do hire the best strippers and working girls in Venezuela to work there.

/relevant?


Pictures or GTFO.
 
2013-05-29 04:05:16 AM
Hat tip to my fellow coworkers in Venezuela.  I live in Poland, and have been Eastern European drunk, but I've never been shot-and-didn't-notice drunk.
 
2013-05-29 04:15:46 AM
I can't wait to become a diplomat.
 
2013-05-29 04:18:15 AM

WhiskeyBoy: Hat tip to my fellow coworkers in Venezuela.  I live in Poland, and have been Eastern European drunk, but I've never been shot-and-didn't-notice drunk.


Most likely, it was just a graze, and he figured he just got elbowed or scratched by someone.
 
2013-05-29 04:51:18 AM
I sense that a "crazy strip club stories" thread is about to begin.
 
2013-05-29 05:48:37 AM
Hello dear farkers:

The strip club has a twitter account full of Venezuelan chicas. Here it is:  http://twitter.com/antonellaclub
 
2013-05-29 06:02:12 AM
I guess I'll offer up the obligatory "it's a rough job, but somebody has got to do it."

/props to our people for putting their life on the line
 
2013-05-29 06:07:31 AM

LiteWerk: I guess I'll offer up the obligatory "it's a rough job, but somebody has got to do it."

/props to our people for putting their life on the line


Are you talking about embassy workers, or strippers?
 
2013-05-29 06:13:04 AM
So they actually did get shot in the Caracas?
 
2013-05-29 06:14:25 AM

darkjezter: LiteWerk: I guess I'll offer up the obligatory "it's a rough job, but somebody has got to do it."

/props to our people for putting their life on the line

Are you talking about embassy workers, or strippers?


Strippers aren't on the line, they're on the pole.

/Well, some may be on the "line", if you know what I mean
//'Cause I don't
 
2013-05-29 06:15:47 AM
Embassy working girls?
 
2013-05-29 06:27:36 AM
1) This thread has potential
2) FFS, military-attache-guy... the DoD has enough issues with sexual harassment/assault going on, and while this isn't quite in the same category it's gonna bring some more Congressional heat and/or wrath of SecDef Hagel. Nooooot the smartest decision making there...
 
2013-05-29 06:29:03 AM

OgreMagi: /I need a stripper roommate.  Any takers?


Thats quite possibly the worst idea ever.

/Hooters girls are the ones you use when you want them to bring over fresh meat
 
2013-05-29 06:30:20 AM

Kentucky Fried Children: FFS, military-attache-guy... the DoD has enough issues with sexual harassment/assault going on, and while this isn't quite in the same category it's gonna bring some more Congressional heat and/or wrath of SecDef Hagel. Nooooot the smartest decision making there...


You'd be surprised at just how often grunts visit strip clubs and brothels.
 
2013-05-29 06:53:52 AM
Walk up in the club like "Whaddup, I got a big clot."
 
2013-05-29 07:07:02 AM

Alonjar: /Hooters girls are the ones you use when you want them to bring over fresh meat


Someone once told me "Girls who work at Hooters are fun to party with, but the girls who work at Subway are more marriage material."

I don't quite know why, but I found it incredibly funny at the time.
 
2013-05-29 07:09:42 AM
"The Venezuela shooting may revive memories of an incident that embarrassed U.S. officials in Colombia last year."

Why, yes.

Yes it does.
 
2013-05-29 07:16:15 AM

darkjezter: I sense that a "crazy strip club stories" thread is about to begin.


I'll hang around for SpentMiles' version.

:)
 
2013-05-29 07:20:38 AM

OgreMagi: If someone would open a decent strip club in my town, I'd buy a VIP pass.  Middle aged and shy.  I'm stripper fodder and I don't have a problem with that.

/I need a stripper roommate.  Any takers?


That is a little too sad on a Wed morning...
 
2013-05-29 07:40:48 AM
A GIS for "Venezuelan stripper" is depressingly lacking in pics of hotties, though this was the first entry:

i.imgur.com

I did meet a very nice Argentinian/Israeli stripper once.
 
2013-05-29 08:02:26 AM
Clicked the Twitter link. Are they all trannies or did I just see several pics of the same gentleman with the horrific bolt-ons???
 
2013-05-29 09:14:24 AM

Alonjar: Kentucky Fried Children: FFS, military-attache-guy... the DoD has enough issues with sexual harassment/assault going on, and while this isn't quite in the same category it's gonna bring some more Congressional heat and/or wrath of SecDef Hagel. Nooooot the smartest decision making there...

You'd be surprised at just how often grunts visit strip clubs and brothels.


True, but the article says "Military Attache" - I'd be lead to believe that is a commissioned officer, which makes this an all-the-more-embarrassing issue for the DoD / DoS since it wasn't just some 19 year old  immature Marine guard getting his rocks off
 
2013-05-29 10:41:04 AM
And these wannabe "Animal House" extras are the people spearheading the global conspiracy to destroy the Venezuelan economy, because socialism would work perfectly if it wasn't for the CIA.

/at some point they have to realize that blaming conspiracies for the fact that the head-chopping Saudi Muslims are better at operating an economy than elected Venezuelan socialists just makes them look even stupider
//probably won't happen till the oil runs out
 
2013-05-29 03:16:40 PM

Alonjar: OgreMagi: /I need a stripper roommate.  Any takers?

Thats quite possibly the worst idea ever.

/Hooters girls are the ones you use when you want them to bring over fresh meat


No, it's a great idea.  She has a heart of gold and only strips to pay for the little brother's cancer treatment and her own medical school tuition.
 
2013-05-29 08:22:53 PM

darkjezter: I sense that a "crazy strip club stories" thread is about to begin.


I took a swing at a stripper on my 21st birthday.  Thankfully I missed, but she really shouldn't have given me a wedgie so hard that it ripped my boxers in half.  I was, of course, "I don't know how many legs I have" drunk and some of the other strippers had been pestering me to order food and I was VERY tired of being pestered.  My buddy who brought me there talked the bouncers down from kicking my ass and paid my tab for me.  I proceeded to vomit in the drive-thru of the Jack in the Box next door.
 
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