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(CBS Sports)   Justin Bieber's about to learn why it's not a good idea to piss off your former-NFL-player neighbors   (cbssports.com) divider line 80
    More: Dumbass, Keyshawn Johnson, Justin Bieber, NFL, Eric Dickerson, Calabasas, teenybopper, TMZ  
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2013-05-28 08:26:42 PM  
I'm calling it: he's on a very early track towards the 27 Club.  Knowing him, he'll fark it up and die at 26 or 28.
 
2013-05-28 08:27:40 PM  
I never was a fan of Keyshawn Johnson, but Kudos to him. Seems the Biebs is going through his "I'm 19 and invincible and can do anything I want" phase. Hope he grows out of it soon. He needs to surround himself with better people. People that tell him "NO". You can't have too many yes men around you otherwise it sometimes can end up bad.
 
2013-05-28 08:28:37 PM  
Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Dickerson chasing down Justin Bieber.

That's funny on multiple levels.
 
2013-05-28 08:29:23 PM  
Funny tweet from Dickerson, he can still go fark himself.
 
2013-05-28 08:35:37 PM  
Those guys are lucky Bieber's guys hold him back.

www.julianontheradio.com

/ Please let this escalate.
 
2013-05-28 08:39:02 PM  
Keyshawn was apparently so fired up and concerned that he ... chased Bieber down in his Prius.

How fast could Bieber possibly have been going?
 
2013-05-28 08:39:18 PM  
This probably isn't a popular opinion but at this point I feel sorry for Justin Beiber because it seems like he's trying throw away all his success. I bet in five years he'll be the music version of Lindsay Lohan, a washed up nobody. But hopefully someone will get through to him and help him see he needs to shape up.
 
2013-05-28 08:45:47 PM  
You mean, a couple pro football players aren't that impressed with Ellen Page's ugly twin sister blowing through their neighborhood?

And yes, the image of Keshawn chasing down Bieber in a Prius is pretty damn funny.
 
2013-05-28 08:48:14 PM  
Can't we deport his pansy ass back to Canada? Please?
 
2013-05-28 08:49:19 PM  
Don't the Kardashians live in Calabasas? Maybe we can kill two birds with one Ferrari.
 
2013-05-28 08:53:20 PM  
convince him to buy a house at jumbolair.
 
2013-05-28 08:53:45 PM  
If Bieber doesn't watch it, he's going to wrap one of his cars or bikes around a tree sooner rather than later.
 
2013-05-28 09:00:22 PM  
I don't know much about these two sports figures, but I hope that Keyshawn Johnson and/or Eric Dickerson have really mean tempers and aren't above choking the little biatch. If all they do is yell at him or call the cops, Bieber will just tell them to fark off, and nothing will change.
 
2013-05-28 09:02:56 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I don't know much about these two sports figures, but I hope that Keyshawn Johnson and/or Eric Dickerson have really mean tempers and aren't above choking the little biatch. If all they do is yell at him or call the cops, Bieber will just tell them to fark off, and nothing will change.


Although I think they are more mature than the Biebs, I would not want to piss either one of them off...although I can only dream that he clips a mailbox or something to push them over the edge and they make him cry like a little girl.
 
2013-05-28 09:05:25 PM  

rynthetyn: If Bieber doesn't watch it, he's going to wrap one of his cars or bikes around a tree sooner rather than later.


'Tis wrong, but I shall laugh.  Heartily.
 
2013-05-28 09:10:49 PM  

crazydave023: I never was a fan of Keyshawn Johnson, but Kudos to him. Seems the Biebs is going through his "I'm 19 and invincible and can do anything I want" phase. Hope he grows out of it soon. He needs to surround himself with better people. People that tell him "NO". You can't have too many yes men around you otherwise it sometimes can end up bad.


19?  I have it on good authority that Justin Bieber is actually a cleverly-disguised 50 year old pedophile.
 
2013-05-28 09:11:12 PM  
DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?
 
2013-05-28 09:16:17 PM  
NFL players? What are they going to do, grab his ass?
 
2013-05-28 09:16:38 PM  

baltimoreblonde: Can't we deport his pansy ass back to Canada? Please?


No, we'd rather you didn't.
 
2013-05-28 09:18:04 PM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


You should have, it was hilarious. And success doesn't warrant being a complete farking asshole all the time.
 
2013-05-28 09:18:06 PM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


He isn't going to let you bang him no matter how much you defend him.
 
2013-05-28 09:23:22 PM  

Wild Eyed and Wicked: Atomic Spunk: I don't know much about these two sports figures, but I hope that Keyshawn Johnson and/or Eric Dickerson have really mean tempers and aren't above choking the little biatch. If all they do is yell at him or call the cops, Bieber will just tell them to fark off, and nothing will change.

Although I think they are more mature than the Biebs, I would not want to piss either one of them off...although I can only dream that he clips a mailbox or something to push them over the edge and they make him cry like a little girl.


I'd pay good money to see Keyshawn make Bieber lose his shiat, literally or figuratively.  Well, okay, I don't really *want* to see him literally do it, that'd be farking gross.
 
2013-05-28 09:27:05 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-05-28 09:32:05 PM  
Eric Dickerson's account is getting assaulted by Beliebers.  HIGH-larious! Those poor girls are going to laugh themselves silly when they look back at this time.
 
2013-05-28 09:39:13 PM  
FTA:

TMZ also reports that Bieber "appeared stoned" and that the singer hid in his house when Keyshawn tried to confront him.

I farking hate phrasing like this. I'm in my house and some crazed former NFL beast is pounding on my door, but I'm safe. So either I'm supposed to confront a guy twice my size (not smart), or I'm supposed to stay in the house where he can see me ignoring him (also not smart), or I'm "hiding" in my house?

It annoys me almost as much as "technicality" or "loophole," which are words people use to describe something they think should be illegal but is not.
 
2013-05-28 09:41:21 PM  

FriarReb98: I'm calling it: he's on a very early track towards the 27 Club.  Knowing him, he'll fark it up and die at 26 or 28.


The 27 Club is reserved for TALENTED musicians/singers/songwriters.
 Bieber is none of the above, therefore he is ineligible.
 
2013-05-28 09:41:34 PM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


I like to think contributions to society matter more than accumulation of wealth. I know it is very unamerican of me but it's true. Also the reason I respect Bill and Melinda Gates so much. Plenty of people have made millions (billions) far fewer have used it to make the world a better place.

That said Justin Bieber is 19. Anyone who hasn't done something stupid at 19 hasn't reached the age yet the difference is we didn't have unlimited money and almost no adult supervision.
 
2013-05-28 09:54:33 PM  

Carth: unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?

I like to think contributions to society matter more than accumulation of wealth. I know it is very unamerican of me but it's true. Also the reason I respect Bill and Melinda Gates so much. Plenty of people have made millions (billions) far fewer have used it to make the world a better place.

That said Justin Bieber is 19. Anyone who hasn't done something stupid at 19 hasn't reached the age yet the difference is we didn't have unlimited money and almost no adult supervision.


This x 100
 
2013-05-28 10:02:31 PM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


You do realize you're kissing someone's ass for basically winning the lottery, don't you?
 
2013-05-28 10:06:46 PM  

LectertheChef: unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?

You do realize you're kissing someone's ass for basically winning the lottery, don't you?



Yup, plenty of otherwise terrible people have made ridiculous sums of money, doesn't make them better than those who have to work for a living,
 
2013-05-28 10:16:51 PM  
"You were drag racing... in a Prius?"


"I don't win a lot."
 
2013-05-28 10:26:06 PM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


A bunch.
 
2013-05-28 10:45:56 PM  
I can hear Johnson's next 911 call now...

"They always get away."
 
2013-05-28 10:47:35 PM  

unitednihilists: Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


That's the youngest thing I've read on here in a long time.
 
2013-05-28 10:56:49 PM  

FriarReb98: I'm calling it: he's on a very early track towards the 27 Club.  Knowing him, he'll fark it up and die at 26 or 28.


Justin Bieber isn't fit to carry Janis Joplin's jock strap.
 
2013-05-28 11:00:04 PM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


I've worked as a telemarketer, and I still added more value to society.
 
2013-05-28 11:00:55 PM  
Justin Bieber needs to hurry up and discover the wonderful world of heroin addiction.
 
2013-05-28 11:19:32 PM  

crazydave023: I never was a fan of Keyshawn Johnson, but Kudos to him. Seems the Biebs is going through his "I'm 19 and invincible and can do anything I want" phase. Hope he grows out of it soon. He needs to surround himself with better people. People that tell him "NO". You can't have too many yes men around you otherwise it sometimes can end up bad.


Or if we're lucky, he'll continue to surround himself with "Yes" men, continue to be successful, and he'll be able to take over where Michael Jackson left off.
 
2013-05-28 11:26:36 PM  

FriarReb98: I'm calling it: he's on a very early track towards the 27 Club.  Knowing him, he'll fark it up and die at 26 or 28.


More like the Leif Garrett club. Leif who? Exactly.
 
2013-05-28 11:30:15 PM  

Ishkur: Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Dickerson chasing down Justin Bieber.

That's funny on multiple levels.


Just add Yakety Sax and it would be perfect.
 
2013-05-28 11:42:04 PM  

Boxcutta: Keyshawn was apparently so fired up and concerned that he ... chased Bieber down in his Prius.

How fast could Bieber possibly have been going?


My thought, too. If a Prius can make a pit stop to drop off a kid, and then it can still chase after a Ferrari? I need to rethink the performance of both Priuses and Ferraris.
 
2013-05-28 11:57:07 PM  

Trollin4Colon: Carth: unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?

I like to think contributions to society matter more than accumulation of wealth. I know it is very unamerican of me but it's true. Also the reason I respect Bill and Melinda Gates so much. Plenty of people have made millions (billions) far fewer have used it to make the world a better place.

That said Justin Bieber is 19. Anyone who hasn't done something stupid at 19 hasn't reached the age yet the difference is we didn't have unlimited money and almost no adult supervision.

This x 100


Agreed.

/I don't see his wealth lasting that long, but with a poptard from the internet who knows.
//Wish I had that kind of cash at 19.
//Wish I had that kind of cash.
 
2013-05-29 12:06:34 AM  
"Keyshawn .... took the child in his car home and then chased Bieber down in his Prius."

Sounds legit.
 
2013-05-29 12:10:24 AM  
I'm more concerned with Little Ellen Estrogen hitting and killing a person(s) rather than I Need A Doctoring the ride.
 
2013-05-29 12:33:32 AM  
Dickerson should call up Craig James so they could go all thunder and lightning on Bieber.  Or they could teach him how to cheat.  Either way.
 
2013-05-29 12:36:56 AM  

gameshowhost: Dickerson should call up Craig James so they could go all thunder and lightning on Bieber.  Or they could teach him how to cheat.  Either way.


Amateurs. Just get Ron Jeremy in a g-string, and have him do calisthenics in front of Bieber's house, until the little shiat surrenders unconditionally.
 
2013-05-29 12:38:47 AM  

unitednihilists: DRTA

Couldn't give a rats ass about a Bieber, but 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.

What have you done in the last 6 years?


1st bold) HAHAHA right. He'd have a fraction of that $ w/o both the marketing machine behind him and all the additional resources dedicated to him.

2nd bold) Hm. I haven't made the earth a worse place to live, so I've got that on Biebs.
 
2013-05-29 12:57:33 AM  

unitednihilists: 19 years old, net worth of +120 milion and all self made.


Sorry, but that's not how the entertainment industry works.
Some industry exec saw that he could milk that boy and took him for a ride.
Bieber showed up, you can give him that. Most kids at that age would probably want to keep playing with their gadgets, instead of putting in long hours.
 
2013-05-29 12:58:15 AM  
Guys, this is a concerted effort by his management to make him seem "grown up" and "badass". He was going to hit the end and fizzle out, this is their effort to transition him to an adult artist. Don't believe the hype.
 
2013-05-29 01:22:08 AM  
Just pick up an International XT, and when you hear him screaming down the road, simply and slowly pull out of your driveway...
 
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