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(USA Today)   Having sex with 8 partners is the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit, there a new STD out there that's worse than AIDS, all life begins at conception, and other "facts" conservatives teach in high school sex ed (using taxpayer dollars)   (usatoday.com) divider line 99
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2013-05-28 04:06:08 PM
21 votes:

labman: It's not like teenagers have an easy way to check these things. If only there was a website they could go to and type in a question and get answers.


Oh HELL no. The last time I wanted answers on how babbys were formed, I asked Yahoo answers, and I never heard the end of it.
2013-05-28 04:38:31 PM
19 votes:

PsyLord: Holding 1 cup?


www.whatevo.com
2013-05-28 02:55:49 PM
16 votes:
I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.
2013-05-28 02:58:38 PM
7 votes:
Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.
2013-05-28 04:19:46 PM
6 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net
2013-05-28 04:34:17 PM
5 votes:
I'm thinking in maybe 70, 80 years the Coasts are going to have to recolonize the center of the continent, rounding up the degenerate bands of hooting savages living there into reservations for their own good.
2013-05-28 04:20:47 PM
5 votes:
www.gannett-cdn.com

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.
2013-05-28 03:48:59 PM
5 votes:
Subby... It wasn't "sex ed" class... it wasn't "taxpayer" dollars... and there as an autoplay video.

I'm going to rape you.
2013-05-28 04:36:05 PM
4 votes:

kvinesknows: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.

does it taste good?


'Taint bad.
2013-05-28 04:34:12 PM
4 votes:
I'd heard he was looking for work in the US, but really?


i677.photobucket.com
2013-05-28 04:19:05 PM
4 votes:
Meh.  As far as disinformation taught in classrooms goes, none of that is even top ten.

Off to go get a smallpox blanket, which is difficult for me because white people have grossly inferior spatial intelligence and, not being Oriental, I lack excellent organizational skills.  Luckily I can afford it because the Laffer Curve grants me great wealth.  Which I already had because of white privilege.
2013-05-28 04:17:26 PM
4 votes:
Hey if Im gonna go anal in a girl I'm gonna at least spit in the thing to lube it up. I'm a gentleman like that not some kinda damn savage.

Im suprised they didnt say anything about interacial sex.
2013-05-28 04:16:45 PM
4 votes:
Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?
2013-05-28 03:03:34 PM
4 votes:

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


Such a romantic.
2013-05-28 03:01:23 PM
4 votes:
Lie to your kids.
They'll respect you for it later.
2013-05-28 07:07:55 PM
3 votes:
media.screened.com

What's next? You stick your d!ck in and it explodes?
2013-05-28 04:34:45 PM
3 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.

What are the other 7 people doing?


Holding 1 cup?
2013-05-28 04:33:22 PM
3 votes:
if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-05-28 04:29:05 PM
3 votes:
What's worse than AIDS?
Hitler AIDS?
2013-05-28 04:28:42 PM
3 votes:

enricofermi: That website will give you AIDS


Are you positive?
2013-05-28 04:28:25 PM
3 votes:

lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only

www.gannett-cdn.com

images.starpulse.com

William Sadler in a role that will surprise you...
2013-05-28 04:25:13 PM
3 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
2013-05-28 04:22:47 PM
3 votes:
I know of one STD worse than AIDS that i leared about in school...

(children.  they last forever and cost a fortune, and no matter how hard you try to get rid of them with two flushes and a plunger, they just keep pulling their head back out of the toilet and eating all my damn food)
2013-05-28 04:15:39 PM
3 votes:
Having sex with eight people is all fun until the O-ring failure. Then it's a sport.
2013-05-28 07:20:00 PM
2 votes:

druiid: Well, the pill like condoms are not totally fail-proof. I did in fact have a friend become pregnant on the pill (and their daughter is now approaching a year old). So, it does happen, it's just very very rare and not really a realistic argument for abstinence only programs to make.


Heh, my high school science teacher told us all 3 of her kids were not planned. 2 came while she was on birth control, and the last came after the dad had a vasectomy (which I'm assuming didn't work).

She told us all this as her daughter was sitting next to me, in class.

/We called her Unplanned Pam after that
2013-05-28 05:57:59 PM
2 votes:

maram500: tinfoil-hat maggie: scalpod: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

So sperm and unfertilized eggs aren't alive? Hunh. I never knew that. Thanks for the info.

Just remember every sperm is sacred ; )

I...I love you. Will you marry me?


Anyone crazy enough to marry me I don't want to be married to, sorry.
2013-05-28 05:41:23 PM
2 votes:

theorellior: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

A human life at conception is equivalent to the yeast cell you kill in baking bread in terms of organization and consciousness, and may actually not implant in the uterus, which means a yeast cell is actually more viable. Why do you kill all those poor innocent yeast cells by eating bread?


Because it's delicious.

We're still talking about abortions, right? 'Cause bread is gross.
2013-05-28 05:04:18 PM
2 votes:
How convenient!

The amount of spit an average classroom can provide is equeal to the amount of lube I require to properly wreck eight partners.
2013-05-28 04:53:54 PM
2 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: Subby... It wasn't "sex ed" class... it wasn't "taxpayer" dollars... and there as an autoplay video.

I'm going to rape you.


That is  one form of sex that Christian conservatives approve of.
2013-05-28 04:52:36 PM
2 votes:
hasty ambush: I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE SOME MORE ATTENTION HERE PLEASE

Oh, okay.  Hi there, what are you up to?
2013-05-28 04:51:32 PM
2 votes:
If any over-aged teen girls wants some valuable sex education, meet me behind the dumpster down the street by the parking garage in 1 hour and 5 minutes.
2013-05-28 04:42:45 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.


Alcohol combined with hand guns are about the safest thing out there.  I just bought my 5 year old a Glock and a 5th of Jack for his birthday.
2013-05-28 04:42:37 PM
2 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists

Your link gave me eye herpes.


and now you have had eye sex with everyone who ever looked that that link before!
i bet you wish you had abstained eh?
2013-05-28 04:32:02 PM
2 votes:

PsyLord: enricofermi: That website will give you AIDS

Are you positive?


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-28 04:30:00 PM
2 votes:
"A whole classrooms spit"

Public, Private, Home?  it makes a difference,  Southern public schools have a higher number of students per classroom, private schools are often gender exclusive, home schooling is usually a much smaller number but frequently siblings.

furthermore only a small segment of every class would want to down everyone's spit.  it is age dependent, younger kids while willing to eat their own boogers would not be prone to drink opposite sex spit for fear of Kooties.   where as older kids would have their sexual orientation to think of, thus only bisexual kids would potentially be interested in both, and of course religious kids would be most interested in spit from kids at earlier grade levels.

What about tobacco?  Some states, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming both boys and girls chew Kodiak,  but in many SE states the girls only do Copenhagen.   It changes the spit dramatically!
2013-05-28 04:27:03 PM
2 votes:
"I'm not a biology major"... well now that's the only thing in her speech that makes sense.
2013-05-28 04:24:19 PM
2 votes:

Super Chronic: Random Anonymous Blackmail: What kind of sex with 8 partners?

That costs, what, four million dollars?


Sees what you did there...

i130.photobucket.com
2013-05-28 04:23:07 PM
2 votes:
Well I guess Decisions, Choices and Options will soon be on the IRS hit list.
2013-05-28 04:21:48 PM
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: What kind of sex with 8 partners?


That costs, what, four million dollars?
2013-05-28 04:19:27 PM
2 votes:
OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.
2013-05-28 04:18:56 PM
2 votes:
What kind of sex with 8 partners?
2013-05-28 04:16:52 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Works great for D.A.R.E.


Waitaminute here. Hold the phone. Are you telling me that if you take LSD you don't think you're an orange, and that if someone touches you you'll turn into orange juice?
2013-05-28 03:48:38 PM
2 votes:
Sounds like they're doing sex wrong.

Sadly, I cannot say for certain.
2013-05-28 03:25:29 PM
2 votes:
It's not like teenagers have an easy way to check these things. If only there was a website they could go to and type in a question and get answers.
2013-05-29 04:18:31 PM
1 votes:

RedVentrue: demaL-demaL-yeH: RedVentrue: A child outside the womb is still dependaent on others for life, but is considered alive. How do we know which "clump of cells" is viable and which is not? Was it viable before it's scraped off the uterine wall, or in case of later term abortions, cut up and removed from the womb in pieces? Guess we will never know now, will we? There is nothing that can be done about miscarraiges, but that is no reason to support abortions.

Your illogical rant with its false premises doesn't merit a response, so I corrected your spelling instead.

Sigh. Go ahead and keep killing the unborn. It's your Karma.


False premises are false.

Is a uterus part of your OEM, John?
No? Are women chattel?
(Hint: The correct answer to that question is always "No!")
Is a woman's medical decision - since you aren't the woman directly affected - any of your fuggin bidness?
(Hint: It isn't, you ignoranus.)

/That was deliberate: It's your farkie.
2013-05-29 03:41:20 PM
1 votes:

RedVentrue: A child outside the womb is still dependa

ent on others for life, but is considered alive. How do we know which "clump of cells" is viable and which is not? Was it viable before it's scraped off the uterine wall, or in case of later term abortions, cut up and removed from the womb in pieces? Guess we will never know now, will we? There is nothing that can be done about miscarraiges, but that is no reason to support abortions.

Your illogical rant with its false premises doesn't merit a response, so I corrected your spelling instead.
2013-05-29 03:24:07 AM
1 votes:
hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach and othe rthings they do with tax dollars?

ALL white people are racists

Not even going near this one... I'll just say that if everyone but you is being bitten by mosquitoes, you'll never notice that they exist. Too many white people, especially white males, float blissfully through life without even noticing the racism that exists in this society. Maybe it's because they're not being bitten by the mosquitoes. College and college courses are supposed to be designed to expose their students to ideas they may not have considered before, and this is one of them. That's how it's supposed to work.

professor compelled students in her graphic design class to create artwork opposing firearms on campus and opposing pro-gun legislation currently pending before the Texas state legislature.

No guns on college campuses? I really don't see a problem with this. In my 3rd year graphic design course we created anti-pollution campaigns. Should we have been pro-pollution instead? College is a place for learning, not hunting. Keep your phallic substitutes off campus.

College Professor forced to students to sign pledge to vote for Obama
College fires professor who forced students to sign pledge to vote for Obama

That's right, other libby libs fired the professor. It's what we do.
 

Democrats to force students to reveal their sexuality
http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4764">Bill pending in Oregon would ask students at public universities to reveal sexuality
The purpose of the legislation, according to Steven Leider, a graduate student at Oregon State, who worked with lawmakers on the bill, is to help universities more easily cater to their Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) populations.

That's right, the info was for demographic purposes and voluntary, so that the university would know how many counselors, facilities, and programs it might need for LGBT students. This type of information has been asked from students about their race or ethnic group, their sex, their family finances and income, their religion, their home states, and more for decades. It's how the school figures out who needs what, and how much. Not only that, it's a bill pending before the Oregon legislature. 

You lying sack of sh*t.
2013-05-29 01:44:02 AM
1 votes:
A Tennessee Department of Health spokeswoman said the agency's staff is unaware of the discovery of a new STD as deadly as AIDS. Wasill said she was referring to recent reports of a drug-resistant strain of gonorrhea.

Golf clap
2013-05-29 01:04:28 AM
1 votes:

RedVentrue: 2farknfunny: RedVentrue: Bandito King: RedVentrue: Jim_Callahan: NutWrench: Life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous, ongoing process.

Well, the criteria for being a living organism inculde capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction.

The capacity for reproduction doesn't occur until fairly late in fetal development.  While they're part of the larger ongoing process of capital-L life, an early fetus is not, itself, technically a living organism.

If it can gain the ability through it's normal course of development it does.

If you are an adult, then you are not currently growing, and therefore not alive.

That's the reason I refuse to eat pecans. They will eventually develop into trees, therefore they are already trees. You can't eat trees, that would be crazy.

I eat trees. Heat of palm is yummy. I also use them to smoke other food.

I don't eat human fetus, though.

So you haven't tried the new Soylent Pink?

I heard it was overrated, and it looked unappetizing. What's your critique?


Went down smooth as a um, well, it was smooth.
2013-05-28 10:12:41 PM
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wait a minute now, you're jewish as well as have kidlings?.
/Learning so much from this thread.
// Oh and as a non-denominational bisexual pagan heathen I have no problem with this.
///Although Bacchus is sorta cool ; )

My fark handle is my name - הלל. (Hebrew goes right-to-left.)


Stop trying to make me learn stuff ; )
/Granted I did not know that.
2013-05-28 09:40:33 PM
1 votes:

knowless: Not gonna read comments. Article is a bullshiat screed against not sucking off every Dick in a three mile radius. If you are stupid enough to think that free love still applies with the current court system and aids still kickin it then you are retarded and deserve to die.

And yes ladies, I'm single, put my cock in your moth you retarded sluts.

Y'all do realise that you can be rendered infertile by non detectable sti's right? This isn't crazy, just basic farking science dipshiats. Have fun with the herpes whores.

This applies to all gender identifications equally, because fark you.


Yes, my moth biatch.
2013-05-28 09:05:51 PM
1 votes:

ekdikeo4: theorellior: scottydoesntknow: Works great for D.A.R.E.

Waitaminute here. Hold the phone. Are you telling me that if you take LSD you don't think you're an orange, and that if someone touches you you'll turn into orange juice?

That sounds like something some high school friends of mine would have experienced.  One time this car full of guys that are all trippin balls are sitting stopped on the freeway, and a cop pulls up behind them, and asks them why they are halted in the driving lane .. and the driver says "I can't drive THROUGH the plane, officer".  Yeah they all got taken in.


A friend of mine was at a defensive driving course and one of the other guys was there because he was tripping on acid while he was driving and was sure that there wasn't really a refrigerator in the freeway. There was.
2013-05-28 09:02:29 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-28 07:52:43 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.


"if nobody will fark me, nobody should fark any of you, either!"
2013-05-28 07:52:05 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: tinfoil-hat maggie: it want be the same as listening late at night on my clock radio.

Your Freudian slip is showing.


vudukungfu: tinfoil-hat maggie: it want be the same as listening late at night on my clock radio.

Your Freudian slip is showing.


They generally are, sorry. Even when I don't mean them to be.
/That's what I get for taking a long holiday and drinking for most of it ; )
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have a frontal lobotomy
2013-05-28 07:40:00 PM
1 votes:

Firethorn: gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans.

You're acting as though the 'scaring' works.  In reality, fact-based sex ed has been proven to lead to fewer teen pregnancies.  Ergo, their 'faith-based' programs actually do exactly what they want them to do - lead to more kids to be brought up in their culture.


Stop being so sensible this is fark after all.
/Just kidding, carry on.
2013-05-28 07:35:11 PM
1 votes:

micah1701: chairmenmeow47: if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 250x186]

no, because you're "birth date" is the date you were "born" not the date you became a living being, which was months earlier.


How to troll the tax office in a Republican state:

If your wife/girlfriend becomes pregnant and the due date is after the final filing date for the previous years taxes, CLAIM THE FETUS AS A DEPENDANT for tax reasons just as you would if he/she was a living child! If they question this, point to the legislation saying that the fetus is a person and watch the feathers fly!
2013-05-28 07:35:07 PM
1 votes:

skinink: It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me


Numbers. Humans are great at breeding. On the other hand, I imagine plenty of humans may have wanted to breed with a T. Rex at one point in time.
i1243.photobucket.com
2013-05-28 07:23:22 PM
1 votes:

demarke: No other viewpoints will be tolerated or debated because other viewpoints are inherently intolerant.


And yet, here you are.
2013-05-28 07:11:34 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: Sticky Hands: If I were to go out and smash the just fertilized eggs of some endangered owl and I attempted that same argument, my ass would end up in jail because

...because messing with endangered bird eggs is illegal.


To carry on with this argument, if you tracked down a bunch of wild game hens, found their nests, took their eggs, cracked them open and then viciously cooked the contents in a pan, scrambling them to the point of being unrecognizable before consuming them (optionally with a side of fried pig meat) you would be accused of having a poor diet that needs less cholesterol-laden foods in it.
2013-05-28 07:07:00 PM
1 votes:
img833.imageshack.us
Tonight episode it titled: "Hello Class, Please Sit Down and GIVE ME YOUR SOUL"

or

"Eyebrow are for Suckers."
2013-05-28 07:05:59 PM
1 votes:

skinink: It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me




We are some sneaky farks.
2013-05-28 06:41:49 PM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: demarke: How often does an appendix sprout arms legs and a brain and pop out after nine months?

/That would be awesome if it were possible

It is possible. With a little help, of course, but it is possible. You remove the nucleus of an egg and take the deprogrammed egg (now lacking a nucleus and the nuclear DNA) and insert the nucleus from a cell removed from an appendix. The deprogrammed egg will take the appendix cell nucleus and reprogram it to repurpose the appendix cell nucleus into an egg cell nucleus. Give it a little shock and now it will start to divide.

This is how you create clones. This process is called a somatic cell nuclear transfer.


Excuse me sir, but you appear to be suggesting that the concept of 'life' is in fact a complex one with multiple different interpretations that do not lend themselves to a tortured ideological viewpoint that despises change.

OK I never thought of it like that...
2013-05-28 06:35:01 PM
1 votes:

Tomahawk513: So, one thumb up Catholic School.


Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Dammit Beavis
2013-05-28 06:27:57 PM
1 votes:

groppet: Hey if Im gonna go anal in a girl I'm gonna at least spit in the thing to lube it up. I'm a gentleman like that not some kinda damn savage.

Im suprised they didnt say anything about interacial sex.


At first I read that as "I'm a gentleman like that not some kinda Dan Savage," and then I pictured the columnist as rape Ewok.

t.qkme.me

/hot, unlike my last mental image
2013-05-28 06:12:28 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: fredklein: Sticky Hands: RexTalionis: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

A fertilized egg is not a foetus, nor is it a child.

True, but if it survives it will become one and then the other.
It's not going to become bread or a piggy or a tomato tree or a BLT.

That makes it human. That does not make it a Human.
A skin cell, given the right conditions (say, a cloning lab), can become a fetus, and a child. But that does not mean every skin cell IS a child.

Correct. My appendix is human but nobody cries MURDER! if I have it removed.


How often does an appendix sprout arms legs and a brain and pop out after nine months?

/That would be awesome if it were possible
2013-05-28 06:11:44 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: bigmike485: "I'm not a biology major"... well now that's the only thing in her speech that makes sense.

And that was the point that EVERYONE should have collectively walked out and called CNN. After cockpunching her.


That's the student body's way of shutting the whole thing down.
2013-05-28 06:06:50 PM
1 votes:

not_an_indigo: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

You must be new here.


Yes, Mija, first and foremost this is an atheist, pro-choice, anti-gun, anti-patriotism (from a recent forum, apparently because that word is too Republican), anti-tobacco but pro-marijuana, and pro-expansion of government website only.  Also, it is important to remember that all Southerners are dumb and racist but no one else is and George Bush was the dumbest president ever and also the smartest (in an evil way) president ever for being able to fool all of Congress and a multitude of other nations into supporting actions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

No other viewpoints will be tolerated or debated because other viewpoints are inherently intolerant.
2013-05-28 06:02:08 PM
1 votes:

NutWrench: Life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous, ongoing process.


Well, the criteria for being a living organism inculde capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction.

The capacity for reproduction doesn't occur until fairly late in fetal development.  While they're part of the larger ongoing process of capital-L life, an early fetus is not, itself, technically a living organism.
2013-05-28 05:49:17 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.


Considering that this speech is being given to hormone-crazed teenagers, this audience might find either scenario an acceptable price to pay if it guaranteed sex with at least 8 people.
2013-05-28 05:31:51 PM
1 votes:
So let me get this straight subby,

You believe that teenagers should have sex with eight people, not wear condoms, and that life doesnt begin when cells form together and start creating a human being? And Conservatives are the root cause of all evil and should be banished to the seven hells for all eternity?

It must be fun to be an idiot who walks around blaming a fictional group of people for all of the worlds problems and never taking the time to see if what you are saying is screwed up in the first place.
2013-05-28 05:21:26 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists

The only people that say this are white racists.  They are also the only people who talk about white guilt as  the only reason for a white person to not be racist.


I'm reminded of people who get really, really upset about what constitutes a hate crime.

Seriously, if you want to be subtle while you're trying to find out if an individual is racist, just bring up the concept of a hate crime. A normal, run-of-the-mill, decent person may question whether assigning minority groups protected status under the law is wise, or they may see it as a way to combat decades (if not centuries) of discrimination. But it's not really a big deal for them. Philosophical differences aside, it's just not a huge factor in their world.

A racist, though? They'll have very strong, very angry opinions about hate crimes, and they will become flat-out irate, almost instantly.

This has worked 100% of the time for me, with zero false positives.
2013-05-28 05:13:13 PM
1 votes:
I hear if you have sex in a hot tub, you can't get pregnant if you're already pregnant.
2013-05-28 05:12:01 PM
1 votes:

Tomahawk513: bubo_sibiricus: gweilo8888: Less knocked-up Republicans means less (sic) baby Republicans

You seem to think that this kind of pretend-sex-ed leads to fewer baby Republicans.  It does no such thing.  It's been proven time and again that the so-called sex-ed of the "bible belt" states is far less effective than, well, actual sex-ed.  This leads to more little Republicans.

Because shortly after the pretend-sex-ed, the kids find out that sex is fun, and "all that protection stuff doesn't work so we just won't bother with it."

Didn't Texas  JUST prove this theory by eliminating funding for Planned Parenthood?

You can either:
1) Allow/Fund abortion and birth control
2) Fund comprehensive sex-ed
3) Gratuitously fund welfare and education

Pick at least 1.


No, lots and lots of poor starving people!  We need more humans!  Who then die.  So we can feel good about ourselves!  Your socialism just wants people to live happy lives, and Jesus hates that.
2013-05-28 05:05:28 PM
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sno man: scalpod: gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.

Looks like some political party didn't think its cunning plan all the way through?

GOOD

But it doesn't work that way... If they knew how to do it CAREFULLY that'd be the case, no one has ever been scared out of having sex evah....


Not even after all those Friday the 13th movies?
2013-05-28 05:04:05 PM
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Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.


You must be new here.
2013-05-28 04:59:26 PM
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Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.
2013-05-28 04:53:25 PM
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micah1701: no, because you're "birth date" is the date you were "born" not the date you became a living being, which was months earlier.


Which is why most legal definitions of age are based from conception date. Damn, lib-tards, you're pretty stupid.
2013-05-28 04:52:44 PM
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hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach and othe rthings they do with tax dollars?

ALL white people are racists
professor compelled students in her graphic design class to create artwork opposing firearms on campus and opposing pro-gun legislation currently pending before the Texas state legislature. The professor then used the artwork students created online to publicize an anti-gun petition entitled


College Professor forced to students to sign pledge to vote for Obama

Democrats to force students to reveal their sexuality


WHAT PART OF EYE HERPES DID YOU NOT GET?
2013-05-28 04:48:48 PM
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mysticcat

Good Gawd there is so much bullshiat here

How does that differ from any other day?
2013-05-28 04:46:27 PM
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The Southern Dandy: Rapmaster2000: A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.

Alcohol combined with hand guns are about the safest thing out there.  I just bought my 5 year old a Glock and a 5th of Jack for his birthday.


Coolest Dad Evar.
2013-05-28 04:43:34 PM
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Isn't saliva fairly clean and filled with anti-microbial agents? So wouldn't a bunch of spit be relatively harmless (although disgusting)?
2013-05-28 04:43:15 PM
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theorellior: I'm thinking in maybe 70, 80 years the Coasts are going to have to recolonize the center of the continent, rounding up the degenerate bands of hooting savages living there into reservations for their own good.


Why wait that long? Next Tuesday sounds good to me.
2013-05-28 04:40:38 PM
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Serious Black: digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?

DVDA plus two in the mouth plus one in each hand?


Rule 34.
2013-05-28 04:40:04 PM
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hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists


We already know everyone acts like a human turd on the internet.
2013-05-28 04:38:04 PM
1 votes:
Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists
2013-05-28 04:37:47 PM
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I_C_Weener: Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.

Well, all I know is that there is porn of it somewhere.


All I know is, in about 10 minuets and 25 seconds that "somewhere" is going to be my hard drive.
2013-05-28 04:34:36 PM
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The Pope of Manwich Village: Everything you need to know in 3 minutes in 30 seconds to last 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

(Salt-n-Pepa Let's Talk About Sex image)


"Shoop" is the condensed course.
2013-05-28 04:33:37 PM
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A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.
2013-05-28 04:27:14 PM
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Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


you disgust and fascinate me.
2013-05-28 04:25:34 PM
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It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me
2013-05-28 04:25:09 PM
1 votes:
Everything you need to know in 3 minutes in 30 seconds to last 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

frugivoremag.com
2013-05-28 04:24:54 PM
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So, they're trying to tell teenagers sex is "icky" so they won't try it?

Good luck with that
2013-05-28 04:24:21 PM
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lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.


Looks like a stunt-double for the Wayans Bros on White Chicks

glambergirlblog.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-28 04:21:35 PM
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FLMountainMan: Off to go get a smallpox blanket, which is difficult for me because white people have grossly inferior spatial intelligence and, not being Oriental, I lack excellent organizational skills.  Luckily I can afford it because the Laffer Curve grants me great wealth.  Which I already had because of white privilege.


We must've caught you in between rapes then.
2013-05-28 04:20:57 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


That's why I only do virgins, amirite?
2013-05-28 04:18:23 PM
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It's like "Dr Nick's Guide to Safe Sex".  "Hi everybody!  Watch out for that SuperAids!"
2013-05-28 04:05:17 PM
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RodneyToady: That's great.  Lie to teenagers with relatively easily discredited information.  That way, they'll have an automatic distrust for everything else you say in the future.


Works great for D.A.R.E.

/No it doesn't
2013-05-28 03:40:57 PM
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Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


I don't know. I have a cold, so my spit is pretty phlegmy right now.

That just gave you a raging boner, didn't it?
 
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