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2013-05-28 06:53:17 PM
Why do conservatives have to lie about every farking thing?
 
2013-05-28 06:54:36 PM

demarke: not_an_indigo: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

You must be new here.

Yes, Mija, first and foremost this is an atheist, pro-choice, anti-gun, anti-patriotism (from a recent forum, apparently because that word is too Republican), anti-tobacco but pro-marijuana, and pro-expansion of government website only.  Also, it is important to remember that all Southerners are dumb and racist but no one else is and George Bush was the dumbest president ever and also the smartest (in an evil way) president ever for being able to fool all of Congress and a multitude of other nations into supporting actions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

No other viewpoints will be tolerated or debated because other viewpoints are inherently intolerant.


You must be new here.
 
2013-05-28 06:58:50 PM

RexTalionis: This is Tetra. It is the first cloned primate (in 1999).


That makes me wonder. Has human cloning been accomplished but no one is willing to claim credit because of the fallout? I remember some of the ethical issues included problems with premature aging and other health issues in the clones, but maybe that was just one situation. Another was people worrying about a clone stealing their identity, which seemed silly to me, though the problem of identifying one individual out of a batch of many clones could be a problem.
 
2013-05-28 06:59:48 PM

demarke: fusillade762:

Correct. My appendix is human but nobody cries MURDER! if I have it removed.

How often does an appendix sprout arms legs and a brain and pop out after nine months?


Irrelevant. We're discussing what a fetus IS, not what it might, possibly, one day become.

/Should any women who has a miscarriage be charged with murder??
//If a turtle gets hit with a alien intelligence-increasing ray tomorrow, does that make the turtle 'a person' today?
 
2013-05-28 07:03:45 PM
Wait, I don't understand the spit thing. Sex with 8 partners is the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit? In what way? Are you taking about volume of fluid expended or health risk? How would you even measure this? How could that even be a study? This comparison is so incoherent that my brain is hurting from trying to make sense of it.

Also the whole the pill isn't 100% because I had a friend who got pregnant 3 times while on the pill argument is just bull. Statistically that's next to impossible. I don't think her friend knew how to use birth control. Also nothing says persuasive like an unverifiable anecdotes!! My best friend is the smartest guy in the world and he always says anecdotes beat actual evidence all the time!

I could do this all day. I wish I were in a Q&A session with this person, I probably would've been kicked out for asking too many questions and questioning her authorita.

/Kids are stupid but not stupid enough to believe this bull
//I'm amazed that these people haven't Darwined themselves out of existence yet. The social conservatives have gone full retard.
 
2013-05-28 07:05:59 PM

skinink: It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me




We are some sneaky farks.
 
2013-05-28 07:06:45 PM
That is just the standard method of operation with conservatives regarding any subject. When in a setting where they can get away with it and not questioned about the facts to back up the asserations, they lie their farking asses off.
 
2013-05-28 07:07:00 PM
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Tonight episode it titled: "Hello Class, Please Sit Down and GIVE ME YOUR SOUL"

or

"Eyebrow are for Suckers."
 
2013-05-28 07:07:02 PM

Sticky Hands: If I were to go out and smash the just fertilized eggs of some endangered owl and I attempted that same argument, my ass would end up in jail because


...because messing with endangered bird eggs is illegal.

Neither of those has the potential to become human on their own. But you can bet your ass that once we can clone humans, destroying one (clone) will carry the same penalties as destroying the original.

And a fertilized ova "on it's own" will not become anything, either. It requires rather specific conditions and equipment, namely a womb. A skin cell can be cloned using a different set of conditions and equipment, namely a cloning lab.
 
2013-05-28 07:07:14 PM

Potter82: Wait, I don't understand the spit thing. Sex with 8 partners is the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit? In what way? Are you taking about volume of fluid expended or health risk? How would you even measure this? How could that even be a study? This comparison is so incoherent that my brain is hurting from trying to make sense of it.

Also the whole the pill isn't 100% because I had a friend who got pregnant 3 times while on the pill argument is just bull. Statistically that's next to impossible. I don't think her friend knew how to use birth control. Also nothing says persuasive like an unverifiable anecdotes!! My best friend is the smartest guy in the world and he always says anecdotes beat actual evidence all the time!

I could do this all day. I wish I were in a Q&A session with this person, I probably would've been kicked out for asking too many questions and questioning her authorita.

/Kids are stupid but not stupid enough to believe this bull
//I'm amazed that these people haven't Darwined themselves out of existence yet. The social conservatives have gone full retard.


Well, the pill like condoms are not totally fail-proof. I did in fact have a friend become pregnant on the pill (and their daughter is now approaching a year old). So, it does happen, it's just very very rare and not really a realistic argument for abstinence only programs to make.
 
2013-05-28 07:07:32 PM

sparkeyjames: Why do conservatives have to lie about every farking thing?


Because reality has a well-known, long standing liberal bias. Besides these people grew up believing fairy tales so they're used to believing in unrealistic BS that does not conform with reality.
 
2013-05-28 07:07:55 PM
media.screened.com

What's next? You stick your d!ck in and it explodes?
 
2013-05-28 07:11:34 PM

fredklein: Sticky Hands: If I were to go out and smash the just fertilized eggs of some endangered owl and I attempted that same argument, my ass would end up in jail because

...because messing with endangered bird eggs is illegal.


To carry on with this argument, if you tracked down a bunch of wild game hens, found their nests, took their eggs, cracked them open and then viciously cooked the contents in a pan, scrambling them to the point of being unrecognizable before consuming them (optionally with a side of fried pig meat) you would be accused of having a poor diet that needs less cholesterol-laden foods in it.
 
2013-05-28 07:12:27 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: it is sort of a shame there isn't something like Dr.Demento anymore


I have you farkied in green (For awhile now) as "OK Chick"
The doctor is still on.
I'm on his show.
 
2013-05-28 07:14:19 PM

sparkeyjames: Why do conservatives have to lie about every farking thing?


Yes.  Conservatives are only concerned with outward appearances.  Underlying truth is irrelevant to conservatives.

Anecdotally, Texas has the highest number of cosmetic surgeries in the nation.  BAM!
 
2013-05-28 07:15:33 PM
Sorry, thought you said "Do conservative have to lie..."
 
2013-05-28 07:16:41 PM

vudukungfu: tinfoil-hat maggie: it is sort of a shame there isn't something like Dr.Demento anymore

I have you farkied in green (For awhile now) as "OK Chick"
The doctor is still on.
I'm on his show.


Internet only. Mags and I are traditionalists - we want Demento back on the air.
/Radio Luxembourg, too.
 
2013-05-28 07:18:31 PM
 
2013-05-28 07:19:29 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Demento back on the air.


You and me both.
Royalties kinda dried up for me.
 
2013-05-28 07:20:00 PM

druiid: Well, the pill like condoms are not totally fail-proof. I did in fact have a friend become pregnant on the pill (and their daughter is now approaching a year old). So, it does happen, it's just very very rare and not really a realistic argument for abstinence only programs to make.


Heh, my high school science teacher told us all 3 of her kids were not planned. 2 came while she was on birth control, and the last came after the dad had a vasectomy (which I'm assuming didn't work).

She told us all this as her daughter was sitting next to me, in class.

/We called her Unplanned Pam after that
 
2013-05-28 07:20:10 PM

chairmenmeow47: Profedius: It is not about what age you start having sex, it is about the nature of your sexual habits and those of your partners. I started have sexual contact at 11 and full intercourse by 12 I have never impregnated anyone and I have never had an STD, because I chose good partners and used birth control. I have turned down a lot more sexual encounters, because I wasn't comfortable with the partner's history leaving me with a total of 16 partners out of over 70 possible in my 40 years.

except of course for HPV, which condoms do not always prevent.  no matter how careful you are, you'd have to have lottery-winning odds to have never come into contact with or spread HPV.  without even knowing it even.

my point is, no matter how careful you are, shiat happens.  condoms and birth control are not 100% methods of protection.  although i commend you for trying to be safe, just realize not everyone with an STD or unplanned pregnancy was funneling gallons of infected semen in their twat.


Yea there are unavoidable things even for those who *are* doing things right which is why *part* of doing things right is GETTING TESTED for STDs if you are sexually active (or in the case of HPV getting the vaccine and women getting pap smears). Also a good benefit of safe and legal abortions being available- because even people who have been told they can't get pregnant or who are on birth control and taking it properly can still get pregnant.
 
2013-05-28 07:23:22 PM

demarke: No other viewpoints will be tolerated or debated because other viewpoints are inherently intolerant.


And yet, here you are.
 
2013-05-28 07:23:51 PM

vudukungfu: tinfoil-hat maggie: it is sort of a shame there isn't something like Dr.Demento anymore

I have you farkied in green (For awhile now) as "OK Chick"
The doctor is still on.
I'm on his show.


Wait really? Link please, wow it's been forever since I heard Dr. D on the radio and he was old then, wow.
Oh and well Dead puppies aren't much fun ya listening to Dr. Demento on the radio when I was in third grade or so probably explains a lot.
 
2013-05-28 07:25:37 PM

sparkeyjames: Why do conservatives have to lie about every farking thing?


1. Because it's fun for them.
2. Because they think it "pisses off liberals," therefore an extension of #1.
3. Because they take pride in being sacks of sh*t, unworthy of the air they breathe and unaware that they're being pointed at and laughed at by the very "liberals" they seek to annoy.
 
2013-05-28 07:25:46 PM

vudukungfu: vudukungfu: Dr.Demento

http://www.drdemento.com/


2013-01-10 15:52:48
From: Dr. Demento
Dr D Returns to Portland, Oregon
Dr. Demento will be making his annual visit to Reed College in Portland, Oregon this month.

He will be giving three talks which are open to the public. All talks are at 7 PM (note time change from last year) in Vollum Lecture Hall near the center of the Reed campus.

Admission is $5.00.

Friday, January 25: "Grandpa's Pornograph." Soft-core and hard-core porn on phonograph records, from the 1890s to the 1960s. Not recommended for children!


I wish I would have known about this! Do you know if any of these events might have been recorded and available for purchase?
 
2013-05-28 07:25:48 PM

digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?


8 partners concurrently sounds like a lot of fun but I had 3 women at the same time and pleasuring all of them is difficult. I had to finish the third partner manually after my gentleman's sausage went spongy.
 
2013-05-28 07:26:09 PM

vudukungfu: vudukungfu: Dr.Demento

http://www.drdemento.com/


OMG thanx, but it want be the same as listening late at night on my clock radio.
 
2013-05-28 07:28:23 PM

rtaylor92: my very conservative mom once gave my fiancee and I a pamphlet on the dangers of premarital sex and living together before marriage. It actually said that "studies show that unmarried couples living together are more likely to get AIDS"

My mom taught 7th grade science at a public school for 35 years.

/getting a kick


Well, there is a difference in what she said is probably technically correct (as married couples probably have fewer partners on average), it is just taken out of context. But the overall effect is the same misleading BS.
 
2013-05-28 07:28:50 PM

skinink: It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me


This. Must have been a few actually smart ones skewing the average. Plus opposable thumbs. Those are handy.
 
2013-05-28 07:31:13 PM
For fark sakes. It's one thing if someone wants to belive in a diety and formulate their beliefs around it. It's another thing to pass off that system as a scientific fact and to pollute young minds with it. Things like sex ed drug ed and civic reponsibility are best left to parents to teach. Because lets face it, educators cant be trusted to give fair and balanced information to kids. Though I geuss many parents cant be trusted either.

in the end I geuss you reap what you sow. Go ahead and give kids bad info. But be prepared to deal with the fallout, which will be massive.

truth hurts. Best to treat it like a band aid and just get it out of the way asap!
 
2013-05-28 07:31:41 PM
I'm really only surprised this story didn't come from Oklahoma. I'm sure there's some weapons-grade stupid there just waiting to be spewed forth (other than the most recent stupid from its two senators).
 
2013-05-28 07:35:07 PM

skinink: It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me


Numbers. Humans are great at breeding. On the other hand, I imagine plenty of humans may have wanted to breed with a T. Rex at one point in time.
i1243.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 07:35:07 PM

gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans.


You're acting as though the 'scaring' works.  In reality, fact-based sex ed has been proven to lead to fewer teen pregnancies.  Ergo, their 'faith-based' programs actually do exactly what they want them to do - lead to more kids to be brought up in their culture.
 
2013-05-28 07:35:11 PM

micah1701: chairmenmeow47: if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 250x186]

no, because you're "birth date" is the date you were "born" not the date you became a living being, which was months earlier.


How to troll the tax office in a Republican state:

If your wife/girlfriend becomes pregnant and the due date is after the final filing date for the previous years taxes, CLAIM THE FETUS AS A DEPENDANT for tax reasons just as you would if he/she was a living child! If they question this, point to the legislation saying that the fetus is a person and watch the feathers fly!
 
2013-05-28 07:36:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: druiid: Well, the pill like condoms are not totally fail-proof. I did in fact have a friend become pregnant on the pill (and their daughter is now approaching a year old). So, it does happen, it's just very very rare and not really a realistic argument for abstinence only programs to make.

Heh, my high school science teacher told us all 3 of her kids were not planned. 2 came while she was on birth control, and the last came after the dad had a vasectomy (which I'm assuming didn't work).

She told us all this as her daughter was sitting next to me, in class.

/We called her Unplanned Pam after that


Either he lied about the vasectomy or she was farking the mailman. And if he lied about the vasectomy, he probably sabotaged her pills.
 
2013-05-28 07:37:27 PM

yukichigai: demarke: not_an_indigo: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

You must be new here.

Yes, Mija, first and foremost this is an atheist, pro-choice, anti-gun, anti-patriotism (from a recent forum, apparently because that word is too Republican), anti-tobacco but pro-marijuana, and pro-expansion of government website only.  Also, it is important to remember that all Southerners are dumb and racist but no one else is and George Bush was the dumbest president ever and also the smartest (in an evil way) president ever for being able to fool all of Congress and a multitude of other nations into supporting actions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

No other viewpoints will be tolerated or debated because other viewpoints are inherently intolerant.

You must be new here.


Does no one know how to check profiles? 11 years kids... trollieoeo.
 
2013-05-28 07:39:31 PM

Walter Paisley: Do you know if any of these events might have been recorded and available for purchase?


Sure. I lost my original CD for the Condom Machine blues. and a lot of die hard nerds offered to sell me a cassette tape of my own song.

As for the Marc Bolan pic.
You can tell what religion he is.
 
2013-05-28 07:39:32 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: micah1701: chairmenmeow47: if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 250x186]

no, because you're "birth date" is the date you were "born" not the date you became a living being, which was months earlier.

How to troll the tax office in a Republican state:

If your wife/girlfriend becomes pregnant and the due date is after the final filing date for the previous years taxes, CLAIM THE FETUS AS A DEPENDANT for tax reasons just as you would if he/she was a living child! If they question this, point to the legislation saying that the fetus is a person and watch the feathers fly!


Your news letter, I would like to subscribe to it sir
 
2013-05-28 07:40:00 PM

Firethorn: gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans.

You're acting as though the 'scaring' works.  In reality, fact-based sex ed has been proven to lead to fewer teen pregnancies.  Ergo, their 'faith-based' programs actually do exactly what they want them to do - lead to more kids to be brought up in their culture.


Stop being so sensible this is fark after all.
/Just kidding, carry on.
 
2013-05-28 07:41:12 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: it want be the same as listening late at night on my clock radio.

Your Freudian slip is showing.
 
2013-05-28 07:42:35 PM
I had sex ed in '69 and Mrs. Ball, the teacher said to us boys:
"Think of a woman as a whole, not as a hole"
 
2013-05-28 07:45:39 PM

sno man: yukichigai: demarke: not_an_indigo: Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.

You must be new here.

Yes, Mija, first and foremost this is an atheist, pro-choice, anti-gun, anti-patriotism (from a recent forum, apparently because that word is too Republican), anti-tobacco but pro-marijuana, and pro-expansion of government website only.  Also, it is important to remember that all Southerners are dumb and racist but no one else is and George Bush was the dumbest president ever and also the smartest (in an evil way) president ever for being able to fool all of Congress and a multitude of other nations into supporting actions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

No other viewpoints will be tolerated or debated because other viewpoints are inherently intolerant.

You must be new here.

Does no one know how to check profiles? 11 years kids... trollieoeo.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-05-28 07:48:06 PM

vudukungfu: I had sex ed in '69 and Mrs. Ball, the teacher said to us boys:
"Think of a woman as a whole, not as a hole"


As a whole, they would be holes.
 
2013-05-28 07:48:25 PM
Who cares as long as you don't have to tell your own kids about sex yourself, right?
 
2013-05-28 07:52:05 PM

vudukungfu: tinfoil-hat maggie: it want be the same as listening late at night on my clock radio.

Your Freudian slip is showing.


vudukungfu: tinfoil-hat maggie: it want be the same as listening late at night on my clock radio.

Your Freudian slip is showing.


They generally are, sorry. Even when I don't mean them to be.
/That's what I get for taking a long holiday and drinking for most of it ; )
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have a frontal lobotomy
 
2013-05-28 07:52:26 PM
1) tell them all masturbating themselves is not only okay its recomended by god2) how is this not a hot highschool girl thread?
 
2013-05-28 07:52:43 PM

lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.


"if nobody will fark me, nobody should fark any of you, either!"
 
2013-05-28 07:58:17 PM

fredklein: Irrelevant. We're discussing what a fetus IS, not what it might, possibly, one day become.


Bullsh*t.  It's as relevant as discussing options for euthanasia, based on what what someone might, possibly, one day become.
 
2013-05-28 07:58:36 PM

kvinesknows: 1) tell them all masturbating themselves is not only okay its recomended by god2) how is this not a hot highschool girl thread?


Some of us are parents. Some of the parents here have children who are being lied to.
(And who would point you out to the FBI guy monitoring Fark.)
That's why.

/Not the FBI guy monitoring Fark.
 
2013-05-28 07:58:54 PM

SovietCanuckistan: hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach and othe rthings they do with tax dollars?

ALL white people are racists
professor compelled students in her graphic design class to create artwork opposing firearms on campus and opposing pro-gun legislation currently pending before the Texas state legislature. The professor then used the artwork students created online to publicize an anti-gun petition entitled


College Professor forced to students to sign pledge to vote for Obama

Democrats to force students to reveal their sexuality

WHAT PART OF EYE HERPES DID YOU NOT GET?


there are batshiat leftwing lunatics and batshiat rightwing lunatics.  pointing out that leftwing batshiat lunatics exist doesnt excuse the fact that rightwing batshiat lunatics are permitted to preach to captive audiences in public high schools.
 
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