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(USA Today)   Having sex with 8 partners is the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit, there a new STD out there that's worse than AIDS, all life begins at conception, and other "facts" conservatives teach in high school sex ed (using taxpayer dollars)   (usatoday.com) divider line 433
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2013-05-28 04:44:20 PM  

hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists


Uh...what is this shiat?  There's no context for any of this.  No indication that it was required.  Nothing.  And at a college?  Seriously, that's your evidence?

//Oh yeah, these are TOTALLY equal.
 
2013-05-28 04:44:34 PM  

Girl Pants: Isn't saliva fairly clean and filled with anti-microbial agents? So wouldn't a bunch of spit be relatively harmless (although disgusting)?


In fact it would probably be good for your immune system.
 
2013-05-28 04:45:01 PM  

hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists


The only people that say this are white racists.  They are also the only people who talk about white guilt as  the only reason for a white person to not be racist.
 
2013-05-28 04:45:10 PM  

FLMountainMan: Meh.  As far as disinformation taught in classrooms goes, none of that is even top ten.

Off to go get a smallpox blanket, which is difficult for me because white people have grossly inferior spatial intelligence and, not being Oriental, I lack excellent organizational skills.  Luckily I can afford it because the Laffer Curve grants me great wealth.  Which I already had because of white privilege.


1) The smallpox incident happened and is a part of American history and is not disinformation.

2) I don't know of any school that teaches that white people are mentally inferior to Asians

3) Regarding the Laffer curve and the white privilege thing, that's just dumb.
 
2013-05-28 04:45:13 PM  

gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.


Unfortunately, that doesn't happen. What does happen is some young man will meet a nice girl and because they both haven't had any sex with be so frustrated and horny but also afraid of being "evil" in the eyes of God will run off the first chance they get and marry. Are they compatible? Can they live together or even tolerate the other person for more than 2 hours? Who the hell cares... because finally sex! Then they find out that sex is actually pretty enjoyable but because they either don't know about contraceptives or think using them is also "evil" they will quickly get children. In fact, they will start screwing so much that they find that they have more children then they can afford. But that won't stop them from having unprotected sex, and justifying it by "building Gods army". The whole time living off government support. If they are a minority that support will also be considered "evil" but if they are white will be considered "getting their fair share back from the thieving gov'ment". Eventually reality sets in, the wife can't stand the child that she married, the man can't stand the girl that he wed. And it all ends very sadly except for the lucky few.

/but they will continue to vote Republican, without a doubt
 
2013-05-28 04:45:23 PM  
Good Gawd there is so much bullshiat here
 
2013-05-28 04:46:15 PM  

vernonFL: Girl Pants: Isn't saliva fairly clean and filled with anti-microbial agents? So wouldn't a bunch of spit be relatively harmless (although disgusting)?

In fact it would probably be good for your immune system.


Sure, if it's from a healthy individual.  Otherwise that's a good way to spread the flu or a cold.  They don't discourage sharing drinks for nothing.
 
2013-05-28 04:46:21 PM  

theorellior: false equivalency


Did you read the link?  You may need to take some remedial courses.  Do the reading comprehension ones.
 
2013-05-28 04:46:27 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Rapmaster2000: A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.

Alcohol combined with hand guns are about the safest thing out there.  I just bought my 5 year old a Glock and a 5th of Jack for his birthday.


Coolest Dad Evar.
 
2013-05-28 04:46:28 PM  
FTA: The presentation isn't helpful, said Dr. Mary Romano, assistant professor in Vanderbilt's Division of Adolescent Medicine. Its biggest problem is that it uses scare tactics

So this article proves Republicans are fractal.
 
2013-05-28 04:47:41 PM  

Girl Pants: Isn't saliva fairly clean and filled with anti-microbial agents? So wouldn't a bunch of spit be relatively harmless (although disgusting)?


Saliva has anti-microbial agents effective against gram-negative bacteria only, if I remember MICRO 2424 correctly. But of course it can act as a transmitting substrate for viral, fungal or gram-positive loads. Plus backwash consistency is just nasty. That's why only littles can stand to drink Pedialyte.

/huh huh loads
 
2013-05-28 04:48:05 PM  
Amazing.... This sounds exactly like what I was taught.  And similarly, I didn't believe a word of it.

I remember the sex ed class where they talked about STDs with shock tactics.  I just shut up, pretended like I believed it, filled in the form and moved on. Yay free 100%

It's a shame that people can't be honest with their Sex Ed teachers, because they know they will get lies or opinions....But lets face it.  The teachers were creepy as hell by design. I wouldn't want to be in a private situation with anyone who willingly becomes a sex ed teacher.

And heaven help this new generation who goes to the internet for "facts".  Still, probably better than the bullshiat that gets spread through the grapevine.
 
2013-05-28 04:48:21 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Serious Black: digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?

DVDA plus two in the mouth plus one in each hand?

I think at that point you should just get a human size ball of silly putty, carve some holes into it, and have at


img11.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-28 04:48:39 PM  

Molavian: Did you read the link? You may need to take some remedial courses. Do the reading comprehension ones.


Yes, I read the link. Looked pretty basic for a "diversity" course. It didn't say anything about "all whites are racist", just that there's more racism around than people notice or even like to admit to. Especially white people.
 
2013-05-28 04:48:48 PM  
mysticcat

Good Gawd there is so much bullshiat here

How does that differ from any other day?
 
2013-05-28 04:48:59 PM  
Eight partners? How is this relevant to me and the rest of Fark?
 
2013-05-28 04:50:20 PM  
And really I've seen some crazy shiat in the bedroom before and those people pulled out of it unscathed.

Hell I knew a woman who would go to a swing club, suck off whoever was there for like an hour, and then just go home. Last I remember, her mouth hasn't fallen out crypt keeper style.
 
2013-05-28 04:50:53 PM  
 
2013-05-28 04:51:02 PM  

Molavian: Did you read the link? You may need to take some remedial courses. Do the reading comprehension ones.


Also, to address the "false equivalency" part of the situation, a diversity course taken at a college or university is absolutely nothing like a sex-ed class based on lies, misinformation and ideology given to teenagers, which might actually endanger their health through promulgating lies, misinformation and ideological bullshiat.
 
2013-05-28 04:51:32 PM  
If any over-aged teen girls wants some valuable sex education, meet me behind the dumpster down the street by the parking garage in 1 hour and 5 minutes.
 
2013-05-28 04:51:59 PM  
Keeping your children misinformed about reproduction does more harm than good.
 
2013-05-28 04:52:12 PM  

PunGent: "And the nonprofit - with its strong Christian, Republican and anti-abortion ties - is on a list of approved presenters in Nashville-Davidson County's public schools."

Standard procedure for conservatards; we've seen this in science classes as well, all the way up to the state college level; cut funding, then 'restore' the missing classes through well-heeled private rightwing religious 'volunteer' groups and 'professors' on loan from wingnut think tanks.

Thanks, Christians, for helping make America dumber.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-28 04:52:20 PM  

hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach and othe rthings they do with tax dollars?


Which of those things will actually endanger the health of teenagers through lies, misinformation and ideology? Oh, none? I see.

False equivalency, you can haz.
 
2013-05-28 04:52:21 PM  

chairmenmeow47: if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 250x186]


no, because you're "birth date" is the date you were "born" not the date you became a living being, which was months earlier.
 
2013-05-28 04:52:33 PM  

mike_d85: ATM is an interesting conundrum.  Should someone go ATM, wouldn't that qualify as sex AND spit therefore expotentially increasing the disgustingness of that one kid's spit by 4x (8 partners vs 32 students in a class)?


No math. These theotards are confused enough as it is.
 
2013-05-28 04:52:36 PM  
hasty ambush: I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE SOME MORE ATTENTION HERE PLEASE

Oh, okay.  Hi there, what are you up to?
 
2013-05-28 04:52:43 PM  
this isn't a very useful statement.  saliva is harmless.
 
2013-05-28 04:52:44 PM  

hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach and othe rthings they do with tax dollars?

ALL white people are racists
professor compelled students in her graphic design class to create artwork opposing firearms on campus and opposing pro-gun legislation currently pending before the Texas state legislature. The professor then used the artwork students created online to publicize an anti-gun petition entitled


College Professor forced to students to sign pledge to vote for Obama

Democrats to force students to reveal their sexuality


WHAT PART OF EYE HERPES DID YOU NOT GET?
 
2013-05-28 04:53:00 PM  

seniorgato: Amazing.... This sounds exactly like what I was taught.  And similarly, I didn't believe a word of it.

I remember the sex ed class where they talked about STDs with shock tactics.  I just shut up, pretended like I believed it, filled in the form and moved on. Yay free 100%

It's a shame that people can't be honest with their Sex Ed teachers, because they know they will get lies or opinions....But lets face it.  The teachers were creepy as hell by design. I wouldn't want to be in a private situation with anyone who willingly becomes a sex ed teacher.

And heaven help this new generation who goes to the internet for "facts".  Still, probably better than the bullshiat that gets spread through the grapevine.


Yeah, good old Catholic school here.  They hired someone similar to this, though pretty toned down.  Just the normal, "Pills don't protect against STDs. Condoms can break.  It's sinning!" stuff.  Come to think of it, it was almost entirely factual information (with a spin, but still) and not nearly as distorted as this.  So, one thumb up Catholic School.
 
2013-05-28 04:53:09 PM  
>"Fortunately, I believe the Hillsboro High School kids are smart enough to separate fact from fiction and that some of the opinions and scare tactics used in the presentation they will know are incorrect," he wrote, but he would need to know more to comment further.

How's that method of combating misinformation working out in American Politics?
 
2013-05-28 04:53:25 PM  

micah1701: no, because you're "birth date" is the date you were "born" not the date you became a living being, which was months earlier.


Which is why most legal definitions of age are based from conception date. Damn, lib-tards, you're pretty stupid.
 
2013-05-28 04:53:54 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Subby... It wasn't "sex ed" class... it wasn't "taxpayer" dollars... and there as an autoplay video.

I'm going to rape you.


That is  one form of sex that Christian conservatives approve of.
 
2013-05-28 04:54:20 PM  
FTFA: Metro Nashville School Board member Michael Hayes, whose district includes Hillsboro, wrote in an email that excerpts of the presentation surprised him....A state law passed last year doesn't define who's qualified to talk to students about sexual health.

A state law passed last year doesn't define who's qualified to talk to students about sexual health.


A state law passed last year doesn't define who's qualified to talk to students about sexual health.

A state law passed last year doesn't define who's qualified to talk to students about sexual health.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-28 04:55:29 PM  

gweilo8888: Less knocked-up Republicans means less (sic) baby Republicans


You seem to think that this kind of pretend-sex-ed leads to fewer baby Republicans.  It does no such thing.  It's been proven time and again that the so-called sex-ed of the "bible belt" states is far less effective than, well, actual sex-ed.  This leads to more little Republicans.

Because shortly after the pretend-sex-ed, the kids find out that sex is fun, and "all that protection stuff doesn't work so we just won't bother with it."
 
2013-05-28 04:55:48 PM  
"the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit "

I only give about a tablespoon. But ladies you can keep trying if you like.
 
2013-05-28 04:56:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only.

Looks like a stunt-double for the Wayans Bros on White Chicks

[glambergirlblog.files.wordpress.com image 430x323]


The one on the left looks like Martin Short.
I just noticed...
 
2013-05-28 04:59:02 PM  

gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.


Looks like some political party didn't think its cunning plan all the way through?

GOOD
 
2013-05-28 04:59:26 PM  
Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.
 
2013-05-28 05:00:49 PM  

skinink: It's bullshiat like this that makes me doubt man is really the smartest species on the planet, it's just that we happened to luck out. How our ancestors weren't originally killed off by saber tooth tigers, t-rex's and other predators amazes me


Well, last I heard the problem with the Neanderthals is that they were just too spread out to learn the necessary communication skills that permitted h. sapiens the ability to share info.
 
2013-05-28 05:02:12 PM  

Girl Pants: Isn't saliva fairly clean and filled with anti-microbial agents? So wouldn't a bunch of spit be relatively harmless (although disgusting)?


A cup containing an entire class room's spit is practically guaranteed to be infected w/ oral herp
 
2013-05-28 05:02:50 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: gweilo8888: Less knocked-up Republicans means less (sic) baby Republicans

You seem to think that this kind of pretend-sex-ed leads to fewer baby Republicans.  It does no such thing.  It's been proven time and again that the so-called sex-ed of the "bible belt" states is far less effective than, well, actual sex-ed.  This leads to more little Republicans.

Because shortly after the pretend-sex-ed, the kids find out that sex is fun, and "all that protection stuff doesn't work so we just won't bother with it."


And once the babies are here the bootstrappy kid parents are forced to turn to their extended family for help with the squalling brats, who will of course turn them away because they're not their problem, thus adding to their argument that something needs to be done about all these welfare moms!
 
2013-05-28 05:03:11 PM  

scalpod: gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.

Looks like some political party didn't think its cunning plan all the way through?

GOOD


But it doesn't work that way... If they knew how to do it CAREFULLY that'd be the case, no one has ever been scared out of having sex evah....
 
2013-05-28 05:04:05 PM  

Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.


You must be new here.
 
2013-05-28 05:04:18 PM  
How convenient!

The amount of spit an average classroom can provide is equeal to the amount of lube I require to properly wreck eight partners.
 
2013-05-28 05:04:26 PM  

Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.


So sperm and unfertilized eggs aren't alive? Hunh. I never knew that. Thanks for the info.
 
2013-05-28 05:04:28 PM  

Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.


A human life at conception is equivalent to the yeast cell you kill in baking bread in terms of organization and consciousness, and may actually not implant in the uterus, which means a yeast cell is actually more viable. Why do you kill all those poor innocent yeast cells by eating bread?
 
2013-05-28 05:05:09 PM  

not_an_indigo: You must be new here.


Nope, long-lived drive-by troll. Been around for years.
 
2013-05-28 05:05:28 PM  

sno man: scalpod: gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.

Looks like some political party didn't think its cunning plan all the way through?

GOOD

But it doesn't work that way... If they knew how to do it CAREFULLY that'd be the case, no one has ever been scared out of having sex evah....


Not even after all those Friday the 13th movies?
 
2013-05-28 05:06:44 PM  

Mija: Life DOES begin at conception and you don't have to be a conservative to believe that FACT. You have to be in denial to excuse your love to killing children to even pretend that a fetus is not a living being.


Is this English?
 
2013-05-28 05:06:47 PM  

scalpod: sno man: scalpod: gweilo8888: OK, guys, we need to pick our battles here. If Republicans want to scare their kids into not having sex, that's a good thing. Less Republican brats having sex means less knocked-up Republicans. Less knocked-up Republicans means less baby Republicans. Less baby Republicans means fewer Republicans in the next generation. It's Darwin at work, and best of all, they clearly don't understand a word of it.

If we let them keep this up, I give it a few generations until Republicans are extinct as the Dodo, and just as culturally relevant.

Looks like some political party didn't think its cunning plan all the way through?

GOOD

But it doesn't work that way... If they knew how to do it CAREFULLY that'd be the case, no one has ever been scared out of having sex evah....

Not even after all those Friday the 13th movies?


not in my experience
 
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