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(USA Today)   Having sex with 8 partners is the equivalent of drinking a whole classroom's spit, there a new STD out there that's worse than AIDS, all life begins at conception, and other "facts" conservatives teach in high school sex ed (using taxpayer dollars)   (usatoday.com) divider line 433
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2013-05-28 04:26:51 PM

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


Baby?
 
2013-05-28 04:27:03 PM
"I'm not a biology major"... well now that's the only thing in her speech that makes sense.
 
2013-05-28 04:27:05 PM
I heard that if you ride public transportation you're gonna get super-herpAIDs just from the seats!!
 
2013-05-28 04:27:14 PM

Rev.K: Look, if you don't like spit sex, that's fine, I'm not going to judge you, but don't you judge me because I get off having strangers spit into my mouth while jerking me off.


you disgust and fascinate me.
 
2013-05-28 04:27:23 PM
It's called the "Phlegmish Fountain", subby, and for some of us it's a beautiful thing.

/I feel gross now
 
2013-05-28 04:27:57 PM
That website will give you AIDS
 
2013-05-28 04:28:25 PM

lennavan: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 214x283]

Kinda weird for a transgender lady to be the conservative spokesperson for abstinence only

www.gannett-cdn.com

images.starpulse.com

William Sadler in a role that will surprise you...
 
2013-05-28 04:28:40 PM

RodneyToady: That's great.  Lie to teenagers with relatively easily discredited information.  That way, they'll have an automatic distrust for everything else you say in the future.


Only the ones that are somewhat coherent will learn to distrust pundits - the rest will become good conservatives.
/the system works
 
2013-05-28 04:28:42 PM

enricofermi: That website will give you AIDS


Are you positive?
 
2013-05-28 04:29:05 PM
What's worse than AIDS?
Hitler AIDS?
 
2013-05-28 04:29:57 PM
Do dogs spit?

/this thread has gone Aristocrats really quickly
 
2013-05-28 04:30:00 PM
"A whole classrooms spit"

Public, Private, Home?  it makes a difference,  Southern public schools have a higher number of students per classroom, private schools are often gender exclusive, home schooling is usually a much smaller number but frequently siblings.

furthermore only a small segment of every class would want to down everyone's spit.  it is age dependent, younger kids while willing to eat their own boogers would not be prone to drink opposite sex spit for fear of Kooties.   where as older kids would have their sexual orientation to think of, thus only bisexual kids would potentially be interested in both, and of course religious kids would be most interested in spit from kids at earlier grade levels.

What about tobacco?  Some states, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming both boys and girls chew Kodiak,  but in many SE states the girls only do Copenhagen.   It changes the spit dramatically!
 
2013-05-28 04:31:02 PM
My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.
 
2013-05-28 04:31:56 PM
8 partners?  Amateur.

/former manwhore
 
2013-05-28 04:32:02 PM

PsyLord: enricofermi: That website will give you AIDS

Are you positive?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-28 04:32:16 PM

LlamaGirl: I heard that if you ride public transportation you're gonna get super-herpAIDs just from the seats!!


Well of course that's why public transportation is only for poor people.
 
2013-05-28 04:32:35 PM

vudukungfu: gnosis301: When they say a whole classroom's spit, do they mean in a row?

They mean ATM.


No, that's the equivalent of getting mayo in your cooch.

ATM is an interesting conundrum.  Should someone go ATM, wouldn't that qualify as sex AND spit therefore expotentially increasing the disgustingness of that one kid's spit by 4x (8 partners vs 32 students in a class)?
 
2013-05-28 04:32:36 PM

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.


does it taste good?
 
2013-05-28 04:32:43 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: frugivoremag.com


I know the fashions are dated, but Salt n Pepa were hawt.

/get off my lawn
 
2013-05-28 04:32:47 PM

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.


What are the other 7 people doing?
 
2013-05-28 04:33:22 PM
if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-28 04:33:37 PM
A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.
 
2013-05-28 04:34:12 PM
I'd heard he was looking for work in the US, but really?


i677.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-28 04:34:17 PM
I'm thinking in maybe 70, 80 years the Coasts are going to have to recolonize the center of the continent, rounding up the degenerate bands of hooting savages living there into reservations for their own good.
 
2013-05-28 04:34:36 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Everything you need to know in 3 minutes in 30 seconds to last 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

(Salt-n-Pepa Let's Talk About Sex image)


"Shoop" is the condensed course.
 
2013-05-28 04:34:45 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.

What are the other 7 people doing?


Holding 1 cup?
 
2013-05-28 04:35:13 PM
If that were the case, the CDC would have launched multiple studies on me by now
 
2013-05-28 04:35:25 PM

Rapmaster2000: A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.


Did he say how many cops killed?
 
2013-05-28 04:35:25 PM
As someone who is currently having sex with three partners I'm getting a kick....


/Me, myself, and I
 
2013-05-28 04:35:32 PM
Hillsboro High is 2 miles from my house.

Go Burros!
 
2013-05-28 04:36:05 PM

kvinesknows: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: My current GF is a squirter, so "a classroom's worth of spit" is about right.

does it taste good?


'Taint bad.
 
2013-05-28 04:37:47 PM

I_C_Weener: Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand the spit thing. Are we talking about drinking spit equivalent to an entire classroom (lets call that 25 people) spitting once into a bucket? Or are we talking about somehow draining all the spit from each person in the classroom, collecting that into some sort of spit trough, and drinking that? That's two entirely different prospects, right there, and I'd need to know which one I'm considering (as well as what the 8 people I'd be having sex with look like). There's always tradeoffs; sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not.

Well, all I know is that there is porn of it somewhere.


All I know is, in about 10 minuets and 25 seconds that "somewhere" is going to be my hard drive.
 
2013-05-28 04:37:51 PM

digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?


Depends on the size of the men's room
 
2013-05-28 04:38:04 PM
Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists
 
2013-05-28 04:38:12 PM

digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?


DVDA plus two in the mouth plus one in each hand?
 
2013-05-28 04:38:31 PM

PsyLord: Holding 1 cup?


www.whatevo.com
 
2013-05-28 04:39:39 PM

chairmenmeow47: if fetuses and babies are the same thing, does that mean i'm nine months older than i thought i was?!

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 250x186]


In some cultures... yes.
 
2013-05-28 04:39:53 PM
"Hillsboro, heavenly Hillsboro, the buckle on the Bible Belt!"
 
2013-05-28 04:40:04 PM

hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists


We already know everyone acts like a human turd on the internet.
 
2013-05-28 04:40:38 PM

Serious Black: digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?

DVDA plus two in the mouth plus one in each hand?


Rule 34.
 
2013-05-28 04:40:48 PM

bigmike485: "I'm not a biology major"... well now that's the only thing in her speech that makes sense.


And that was the point that EVERYONE should have collectively walked out and called CNN. After cockpunching her.
 
2013-05-28 04:40:55 PM

hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists


Your link gave me eye herpes.
 
2013-05-28 04:42:10 PM

theorellior: PsyLord: Holding 1 cup?

[www.whatevo.com image 480x716]


Oh man, that's hilarious!  My cheeks hurt!
 
2013-05-28 04:42:15 PM

Serious Black: digitalrain: Is that 8 partners consecutively or concurrently?

DVDA plus two in the mouth plus one in each hand?


I think at that point you should just get a human size ball of silly putty, carve some holes into it, and have at
 
2013-05-28 04:42:37 PM

SovietCanuckistan: hasty ambush: Should we look at "facts" liberals teach withe tax dollars?

ALL white epeople are racists

Your link gave me eye herpes.


and now you have had eye sex with everyone who ever looked that that link before!
i bet you wish you had abstained eh?
 
2013-05-28 04:42:41 PM

hasty ambush: ALL white epeople are racists


Who gets the prize for false equivalency? That's right, YOU DO! Yay!
 
2013-05-28 04:42:45 PM

Rapmaster2000: A cop told us in high school that marijuana kills more people in one year than alcohol and handguns combined.  Seems legit.


Alcohol combined with hand guns are about the safest thing out there.  I just bought my 5 year old a Glock and a 5th of Jack for his birthday.
 
2013-05-28 04:43:15 PM

theorellior: I'm thinking in maybe 70, 80 years the Coasts are going to have to recolonize the center of the continent, rounding up the degenerate bands of hooting savages living there into reservations for their own good.


Why wait that long? Next Tuesday sounds good to me.
 
2013-05-28 04:43:34 PM
Isn't saliva fairly clean and filled with anti-microbial agents? So wouldn't a bunch of spit be relatively harmless (although disgusting)?
 
2013-05-28 04:44:18 PM

Tomahawk513: Oh man, that's hilarious! My cheeks hurt!


It's the dog's expression that gets me. Every. Freaking. Time.
 
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